American Duke Charlie Sheen Is Engaged (Again)

The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd way actual nobles and royals are still celebrated in certain frivolous, Grinch-shaped (concentrate on the bottom and imagine a Santa cap) islands around the world, we ought to spend this Sunday… » 2/16/14 11:30am 2/16/14 11:30am

Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf Storms Out of Berlin Press Conference

Shia LaBeouf, that dust devil of celebrity angst, swirled out of a press conference in Berlin for Lars von Trier's new sex movie Nymphomaniac after a reporter asked him a seemingly obvious question about doing a movie with so many sex scenes. LaBeouf, apparently nonplussed by the sex query, gave a characteristically… » 2/09/14 11:30am 2/09/14 11:30am

Beyoncé Has Already Upstaged the Super Bowl Halftime Show

Sensing, perhaps, that last year's Super Bowl halftime act would be hard to beat and that Bruno Mars already had enough pressure to perform well this evening, Beyoncé kept quietly to herself last night, thumbing through a dogeared copy of Anna Karenina as she contemplated the youthful short-sightedness of Vronksy.… » 2/02/14 11:30am 2/02/14 11:30am

Apparent Stalker Arrested Creeping Around Selena Gomez's House

Being a celebrity is probably awesome about 85 percent of the time. Then there's the time you spend fending off photographers or, on more frightening occasions, stalkers, and it almost makes languishing in your money pool and having Brad Pitt's number saved on your iPhone as "Pittstains" seem like poor consolation… » 1/26/14 11:30am 1/26/14 11:30am

North Korea Pitchman Dennis Rodman Checks Into Rehab

Clutching a badly frayed passport and a Nike duffel, former rebounding legend and Michael Jordan acquaintance Dennis Rodman entered a rehab facility in New Jersey. The trip to rehab comes after the latest of Rodman's slumber parties with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and an ugly meltdown in front of CNN reporter … » 1/19/14 11:30am 1/19/14 11:30am

Ian McKellen May Have Accidentally Outed More Than One Hobbit Co-Star

The merchandizing tabula rasa known colloquially as Sir Ian McKellen may have outed at least one of his Hobbit co-stars way back in a 2012 interview with the German website Brash.de, a slip of confidence that will probably start a day-long brushfire of internet speculation about who the outed co-star(s) could possibly… » 1/05/14 11:30am 1/05/14 11:30am

Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her

Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a fucking human inside of her body for nine whole months. Mohr and Milano were both at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards, and, after Mohr was through giving Danica Patrick shit, he had enough douche… » 1/01/14 11:30am 1/01/14 11:30am

Justin Bieber's Totally Not Retiring, Say Justin Bieber's Party People

Sure, Justin Bieber said he's retiring, but how much can we really trust Justin Bieber? He drives around in a customized Batmobile and abandons pet monkeys in German airports. I'll bet he told that monkey, "Hang out here, bro. I'll be right back. Here's a hundo for the duty-free." That monkey is probably still smoking… » 12/29/13 11:30am 12/29/13 11:30am

Britney Spears Began Her Career in Las Vegas Purgatory Last Night

This is who Britney Spears is now: a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can tread water in our collective pop culture consciousness with a show called "Piece of Me." Are you sad? Do you feel old? Or did you somehow always know things would go down like this for Britney, even… » 12/28/13 11:30am 12/28/13 11:30am

Lindsay Lohan Is Writing a Book About Rehab, Obviously

Lindsay Lohan, your favorite movie star who no longer does movies (after Christian Slater, obviously), is now doing books. Apparently, several publishers are really interested in a book project Lindz started working on in rehab — a YA series about a young paleontologist who finds a portal in the Natural History Museum… » 12/15/13 11:30am 12/15/13 11:30am

Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering

Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a punch-kicking thespian who has the most demonstrative "running really fast face" in Hollywood) to that of a soldier. In Afghanistan. Cool story, bro, sneered the Internet, as everyone was collectively… » 11/10/13 11:00am 11/10/13 11:00am

Unlike His Collaborator Barneys, Jay Z Wants to Avoid 'Snap Judgments'

People are pretty frustrated that Jay Z hasn't yet ended his clothing deal with Barneys New York in the wake of allegations that the retailer harassed and detained two shoppers simply for being black and buying expensive things. Jay Z, however, is so far unmoved by the mounting fury of the New York media, insisting… » 10/27/13 11:00am 10/27/13 11:00am

Amid Religious Protests, Ke$ha De-Glitters, Cancels Malaysian Concert

Though it certainly isn't the first time a pop singer has had to cancel her concert in a southeast Asian country thanks to concerns over religious fervor, Ke$ha's cancelled Saturday night performance at Kuala Lumpur stadium in Malaysia is still super-disappointing. The good people of Malaysia deserve their Ke$ha,… » 10/26/13 11:00am 10/26/13 11:00am

Vanity Fair May Discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's Extramarital Gooping

A new sodium-laced report about the GOOP-y bombshell Vanity Fair is about to drop in its Gwyneth Paltrow cover story next month may have the answer as to why the actress has been feuding with the magazine and warning her friends to decline requests for quotes or comments about the story: the writer for the piece is… » 10/19/13 11:15am 10/19/13 11:15am

Terry Richardson Is the Creepiest and Wealthiest Photographer Around…

Saturday Night Live passed us by without any new developments in the Miley Cyrus/Sinéad O'Connor feud, but there's still some tangential Miley Cyrus news to report because the celebrity news cycle is a relentless wood chipper and we are all Gaear Grimsrud: Terry Richardson, your favorite creepy celebrity photographer,… » 10/06/13 11:30am 10/06/13 11:30am

Miley Cyrus Plans on Escalating Her Sinéad O'Connor Feud on SNL

There's a rumor going 'round this fine morning that Miley Cyrus will use her hosting/musical guest privileges tonight on Saturday Night Live to escalate her feud with Sinéad O'Connor to DEFCON 6. This will most likely entail, explains the magpie contracted to spy on NBC's Studio 8H, a Weekend Update routine and… » 10/05/13 11:30am 10/05/13 11:30am