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highly retarded

Riding The Bus With My Sister: Rosie O'Donnell Is Frightening

Remember when Rosie O'Donnell channeled Animal from the Muppets to play a retarded person in Riding the Bus with My Sister? Her interpretation of mental disability was actually so retarded that it was offensive to the mentally disabled, and just plain ol' scary for the rest of us. The television afficionados at TV Carnage created this little clip of Rosie's performance freaking out John Ritter (whose own acting antics actually freaked out a good number of people as well) for its DVD release A Sore for Sighted Eyes. There aren't really many other words to describe this. Just watch it.
P.S. When he wasn't being all fake/real gay on Three's Company, John Ritter was totally bangable back in the day.
A Sore for Sighted Eyes [TV Carnage]

7:00 PM on Tue May 27 2008
By Slut Machine
9,458 views, 86 comments

Latest by n/a: @mariamariamaria: @mariamariamaria:There is a sequel? I went through my mom's collection of tapes & mightily enjoyed Sooner or Later. Rex had a Top 10 song "You Take My Breath Away" & then never really went anywhere. He was a hottie! more »

dirt bag

Mariah Carey E-Mails Vogue Editor From Honeymoon

  • [Mariah Carey] is very happy. I've spoken with her and she is superb. She is over the moon. I received an email from her [Monday] and she is so happy. She really sounds like someone on her honeymoon." — Andre Leon Talley. Talley also says the wedding happened so quickly he "didn't have the time to offer her any style tips!" Underminer. [People]
  • Britney Spears' progress impressed the court yesterday. She will now get three days of supervised visitation a week; within a month she should get overnight visits. Stay the course, girl! [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan has another job! She'll star in Labor Pains, a comedy about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant to avoid being fired. Yay for her; boo for another damn knocked up movie. Is that all women are good for? [Page Six]
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9:00 AM on Wed May 7 2008
By Dodai
4,481 views, 95 comments

Latest by whateverhappened: Nicky Hilton always seemed like the nice, put-together one. But now she's starting to seem as bitchy and superficial as Paris. more »

a barbara walters interview

Barbara Walters On Oprah: "Star Jones Was So Obese She Could Barely Walk Onto The View Set"

Barbara Walter's memoir Audition hit shelves today, and she appeared on Oprah to talk about it. Babs has spilled her guts into this book, and it's a true tell-all, since she's telling every fucking thing there is to tell. She went into detail on some of it with O, namely, Star Jones (first she was fat and nice, then she got thin and annoying), Rosie O'Donnell (she has severe emotional problems and would scream at Barbara in fits of rage), her torrid 2-year affair with a married black politician (she never considered herself a mistress), her troubled adopted daughter (who was on drugs and ran away from home), and her mentally-disabled sister (whom she resented for being mentally-disabled). B. Dub said she was actually considering naming the book Sister, because her sister has been such a huge influence on her life. (Could you imagine!? Nobody would ever guess that Sister was an autobiography of a white woman knocking on 80 years old!) Clip above.

8:00 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Slut Machine
12,777 views, 85 comments

Latest by n/a: BW looks HOT. & she kept fluttering her eyelashes, man that was distracting more »

clips

Rosie O'Donnell Offers Unflinching Glimpse Into Martha Stewart's Jailhouse Soul

They've been counting down to Rosie O'Donnell's appearance on Rachael Ray forever now. But after watching today's much-hyped episode, I can't help but think that what they should have been counting down to was Rosie O'Donnell's phenomenal vocal-impression of Martha Stewart and her tale of visiting the her in a West Virginia women's prison back in 2004, when Martha confessed that what she missed most about life on the outside was "lemons". Clip above.

1:30 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Jennifer
3,823 views, 68 comments

Latest by scarletvirtue (Sadie, Sadie Married Lady): @boring diatribes: Even though she doesn't talk about Tom (as much) anymore, she still has the Crazy Eyes. more »

dirt bag

Barbara Walters Talks Shit About Former View Co-Hosts

  • In her new memoir, Auditions, Baba Wawa gives the dirt on Star Jones' and Rosie O'Donnell's departures from the View; On Rosie: "The premise of 'The View' is that of a team working together, but for Rosie it was more like Diana Ross and the Supremes, as little by little she took over." [NYDN]
  • The problem with Miss Jones was not just her diva behavior (though Walters et. al. were embarrassed about her fiasco of a wedding to Big Gay Al) it was that Star made her View-mates lie about her gastric bypass. Walters writes: "Joy [Behar], in particular, resented having to go along with a lie that implied all one needed to do was situps and ingest one cookie instead of two."[NYDN]
  • The septuagenarian Babs is so scandalous! She also talks about her adulterous affair with Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke, the first black Senator since reconstruction. [NYDN]
  • Jimi Hendrix's sex tape? A hoax, cries the company that owns the rights to Jimi's music. Sigh. We'll always have Cynthia Plaster Caster. [Reuters]
  • Marilyn Monroe's sex tape? The FBI cries fake! It's amazing how many stars can issue denials from the grave. [MSNBC]
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9:00 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Jessica
7,616 views, 109 comments

Latest by hearmeroar: if barb is going to dish on anyone, i'd rather hear the scoop on how she really feels about the moronic hasselbeck and just how much she would love to fire her nonsensical-analogy-making ass... more »

dirt bag

Mariah Gets Engaged... With Used Ring

  • Mariah Carey, 38, is engaged to Wild 'N Out star Nick Cannon, 27. Yeah, weird. Did you even know they knew each other? [Access Hollywood]
  • And, um, the ring Nick gave Mariah is the same one he gave his former fiancé, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks. That is just Tackée Harry. [Perez Hilton]
  • Madonna humped Justin Timberlake in during her show at New York City's Roseland. The more things change, the more they stay the same, no? [E!]
  • A second nanny in the Rob Lowe case has filed a cross complaint and it says that Rob's wife Sheryl sexually harassed her by walking around naked and asking about the size of the nanny's boyfriend's penis. (Apparently the boyfriend is a 7 foot former NBA player.) But yeah, from an employer? Ew. [TMZ]
  • The nanny also says the wife was "perverted, disgusting and crude." [People]
  • Meanwhile, Rob Lowe's lawyer says the allegations are false, obvs. [People]
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9:00 AM on Thu May 1 2008
By Dodai
4,996 views, 124 comments

Latest by ceejeemcbeegee: @bellethellama: Yeah, but were you on a Drumline at an HBCU? That's a whole 'nother game, girl! more »

the good, the bad & the ugly

Night Of Too Many Stars? Or Night Of Too Many Bloated Dudes?

Aw, comedians who care! Or so was the premise of last night's "Night of Too Many Stars," the Comedy Central-backed benefit show which brought the big names in funny together to help children with autism. Only some of these pros brought the hotness however. (See Tina Fey at left.) But the men — Kelsey Grammer, Matthew Broderick, and even Robert Kennedy, Jr — all looked bloated in both face and ego. Thank goodness Jonah Hill was there to make up for it! The full Good, Bad and Ugly of "Night of Too Many Stars", after the jump. More »

10:30 AM on Mon Apr 14 2008
By Jennifer
9,379 views, 137 comments

Latest by ACO: @SinisterRouge: I can haz robobeyonce ? more »

dirt bag

Newlyweds Beyoncé And Jay-Z Not Attached At Hip

  • LOL headline of the day: "Jay-Z Leaves New Wife Beyoncé At Home To Watch Basketball." OMG you guys, he went somewhere without her! [Mirror]
  • Is Beyoncé wearing gloves so we can't see her damn wedding ring? [Concrete Loop]
  • Amy Winehouse is the headlining act this Saturday at a festival on the Isle Of Wight. Will she shout out Blake Incarcerated? [Mirror]
  • Rosie O'Donnell talked about her time on The View on The Martha Stewart Show yesterday: "There was people there telling me what to do. There was a little Republican who scared me." [People]
  • A fence along the Mexican border "bears all the credibility and seriousness of flying saucers from Mars or leprechauns. Or any manner of malicious, paranoid superstition. In other words, it's bullshit. It's a complete disaster. It's an act of fascist madness." — Tommy Lee Jones. [Page Six]
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9:00 AM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By Dodai
5,568 views, 178 comments

Latest by cassie-la-barraque: I'm not surprised Doris Day was a treat in the sack. People seem to think she was a boring model of virtue, but to me she always seemed on the verge of bustin' out of her prim sorbet-colored twin more »

dirt bag

Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass

  • While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," Justin says. "She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." [People]
  • Last night, Madonna was been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Music. Makes the people. Come together. Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. [Mirror]
  • A source calls Lindsay Lohan's new friends "leeches." Maybe LL is used to that? CoughmommyDinacoughcough? [Page Six]
  • Dina Lohan on her show, Living Lohan, which begins shooting on the 16th and will air around Memorial Day on E!: "Be nice to us." [Gatecrasher]
  • "I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sure i am quite Nuerotic [sic] but 'Bi Polar'. Thats just slander." — Courtney Love. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Yeah, yeah, we know. Patricia Heaton has no belly button. [TMZ]
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9:00 AM on Tue Mar 11 2008
By Dodai
6,763 views, 144 comments

Latest by pfaith1367: I hate to be a wet blanket here but there is only one response to ANYONE who wants to put a syringe (just pulled out of a damn bag) in your body - Oh hell no! That response goes for more »

Loose Lips Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix had baby number two on January 12th! They are pretty damn adorable, and Summer gets points for being in SLC Punk. • Gwyneth is out of the hospital and "ok", says her rep. God, even her flack sounds tepid and lame. • Rosie O'Donnell sounds off on Britney on her blog: "By 17, she had sold 25 million records. Where were the sidewalk-skinned knees, the chalk stained hands, the monkey bars, the passed notes? A Disney set is not a childhood, no matter how many bright colors they use, or how cheerful the script." [Us, Us, Perez Hilton]

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dirt bag

Pretty Bitch Jessica Alba Has It All

  • Jessica Alba says, "It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé - everything." She also claims her ass is "getting bigger by the second." Is anyone else vaguely annoyed? Maybe it's her name. [People]
  • Britney Spears and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib checked into the Rosarito Beach Hotel just south of the border in Mexico on Wednesday. They shopped; Brit bought a knockoff Gucci purse and Adnan purchased a rosary. His photo agency says they are "happily dating." [People]
  • Oh! Britney and Adnan are back in L.A. That was quick! Please God don't let them have gotten married in Mexico? Kthxbai. [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, cops found a bite mark and bruises on Britney's son, Jayden James. Federline's bodyguard says the injuries were there before JJ ever got to Britney's house and the bite was from his older brother, Sean Preston, of course. Anyway, a learning-to-walk 1-year-old without bruises would be weird. [Us Magazine]
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9:00 AM on Fri Jan 11 2008
By dodai
5,451 views, 161 comments

Latest by thatgirlinnewyork: A to the men, Roseanne--if Oprah was really into empowering women, she would be helping them get off the retail drug, instead of sickeningly perpetuating the myth that the best thing we can do for ourselves is accessorize. Woman gives more »

american titocracy

Miss France Feels Heat; Miss USA The Next James Frey

Pageant contestants never cease to be reliable sources of diva debauchery/ inevitable redemption. The latest tale of beauty queens gone wild comes courtesy of Miss France, 22-year old Valerie Begue. Having just won her title three weeks ago, Begue is battling criticism following the release of the inevitable "sexy" photos making their way around the Internets. (One photo, oddly enough, features Begue "licking what appeared to be yogurt or evaporated milk." Shades of Miss New Jersey!) Perhaps she could use some advice from former Miss USA Tara Conner? Conner, who, in 2006, was caught doing lines and chugging 40's like it was nobody's business and given a "second chance" by Miss USA pageant-owner Trump, has just signed a lucrative book deal for a memoir on her time in rehab, she announced this morning. More »

2:00 PM on Fri Dec 28 2007
By Jennifer
3,586 views, 28 comments

Latest by braak: @justwanttohave: That's not Miss France. That's Miss Reno, or whatever she was. You've got to check the link. more »

book party

Shocker: Liberal New Yorkers Hate "Hormonal" Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Rosie O'Donnell's memoir about her time on The View, Celebrity Detox, came out yesterday! In honor, I headed up to a midtown Manhattan Barnes & Noble to pick out a personally-inscribed copy (on a side-note, 100% of the profits from the book go to O'Donnell's nonprofit, Rosie's Broadway Kids, which brings musical theatre education to the poorest public schools in New York.) While I waited in line — which literally stretched around the block — I decided to poll my fellow fans about their feelings about O'Donnell's evil nemesis Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Their responses, after the jump. More »

10:30 AM on Wed Oct 10 2007
By Jennifer
5,649 views, 50 comments

Latest by n/a: Elisabeth is a poor excuse for a woman and thirty is not really young once you reach a certain age it is just a number. You are supposed to become a mature adults. I have seen and met m,any people more »

Rosie O'Donnell's memoir, Celebrity Detox: The Fame Game is a "train wreck," and full of "self-help psychobabble" writes Jocelyn McClurg of USA Today. But it also manages to be "fascinating and brutally honest." During the Donald Trump incident last season, Rosie told her mentor Barbara Walters, "I have been a good, loyal daughter to you. And I want you to be a good mother to me. Don't let the bad man hurt me." Interesting, since, according to McClurg, Rosie's book recounts a "fuzzy recollection" of a man climbing in through her window as a child to molest her — until her mother cut down the tree. The book boasts lots of other personal stuff, including bowel habits, bath time with the kids and the "insemination" of her partner, Kelli. [USA Today]

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Many of us broke the limbs of our Barbies (or, uh, younger siblings) to express our pre-adolescent angst, but Rosie O'Donnell broke her own. In O'Donnell's upcoming memoir, Celebrity Detox, she confesses that she used to break her own bones as a child after her mother's death as a means of assuring herself that she "had some value, enough to be fixed" and since "There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon." [Fox News]

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Rosie O'Donnell just got the first copy of her book Celebrity Detox only to discover that her publisher effed up big time on the book jacket bio. It reads: "When Rosie O'Donnell's mother was diagnosed with cancer in 1968, ten year old Rosie thought fame could cure her." Rosie responds on her blog (in her weird haiku-esque way):
"i was born in 1962
my mother was diagnosed in 1973
WTF !!!!!!!!!!
this book has been more of a pain in the ass
than it was worth"
[Rosie via ONTD]

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clips

Donald Trump's Sound Bites Are As Charming As His Hair


That Donald Trump! Such a gentleman — and what a way with words! Check out the Access Hollywood clip above for proof. First he said that Lindsay Lohan needed to get a new set of parents. Then he backpedaled, saying Dina Lohan "is really a terrific woman." Then he randomly lashes out at Rosie O'Donnell. Stay classy, Don!

12:30 PM on Tue Aug 7 2007
By Dodai
870 views, 2 comments

dirt bag

Are Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Finger (Banging) Buddies?

  • Lindsay Lohan to best friend forever Samantha Ronson: "Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die. ... I want to marry you and have children with you." Oh god we wish that were actually physically possible. [Gatecrasher]
  • Rosie O'Donnell kind of needs to look into, you know, growing up at this point. [US Weekly]
  • Paris Hilton saw Sicko and was inspired to move to Cuba. Joke! But we can wish! [TMZ]
  • Marilyn Manson's barely-legal actress girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, says all her boyfriends have worn eyeliner at some point. Uh, didn't she date Edward Norton? Ugh. [People]
  • Eva Longoria's wedding was 'simple' and 'personal.' She actually used those terms. [USA Today]
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9:14 AM on Wed Jul 11 2007
By Moe
3,666 views, 7 comments

Latest by msb2: blue balls machine: V for vag. more »

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