http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/roses http://jezebel.com/tag/roses Breaking: Paris Hilton's boyfriend says she "smells like roses". Possibly related: That "smells like roses" line is the same line a certain someone uses to justify farting under the covers. [NY Observer]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5271935&view=rss&microfeed=true This vintage Dewar's ad features Ola Hudson, the designer best known for creating David Bowie's Man Who Fell To Earth getup. Sure, she's smoking hot, and sounds like a cool lady ("Women need some new ways to look pretty, simple and stylish," she says) but did you know she's also the mother of Slash, Guns 'N Roses fame? (Click to enlarge.) [Vintage Ads]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026353&view=rss&microfeed=true In Iran, a woman known only as Hengameh took her husband to court for being stingy. "Shortly after marriage I realized that Shahin was very cheap. He even refused to pay for my coffee if we went to a cafe or restaurant," she says. The court ruled that her husband must buy her 124,000 red roses as a fine (and punishment). Authorities have seized the husband's apartment until every last rose is purchased. Hopefully Hengameh wouldn't prefer chocolates. [Telegraph]

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