Bummed About Monday? Let Drunk Dancing Ron Swanson Ease the Pain

It's upsetting to think about Monday, but there are things that can help ease the pain. The four Ds (drugs, dreams, dogs, and denial) and Ron Fucking Swanson. We can't help you with the four Ds*, but here's a loop of drunk Ron F. Swanson getting weird to Daft Punk. » 3/10/13 8:30pm 3/10/13 8:30pm

Aziz Ansari Wrestles Nick Offerman, Predictably Gets Crushed

Parks and Recreation is coming back this fall (yay!) and to get you excited, they're borrowing a little of your leftover Olympic fever. Watch as Tom Haverford attempts to wrestle Ron Swanson to the ground, only to tucker himself out before even knocking Ron off balance. Still, let's be fair — is there anyone in the… » 8/13/12 4:45pm 8/13/12 4:45pm

Ron Swanson Reading the Tweets of Young Female Celebrities Is What…

Close your eyes and imagine a perfect world. It's free of violence, free of heat waves. Children from all colors of the Crayola multicultural box gather together to play in beautiful meadows filled with flowers. Good deeds are congratulated by puppy-grams and whenever a young female celebrity uses Twitter, her tweet… » 7/18/12 2:00pm 7/18/12 2:00pm

Take a Bite Out of Ron Swanson with This Ron Swanson Cake

Don't get me wrong — this cake by Liz Shim of Eat Cake, Be Merry is totally awesome, but Ron Fucking Swanson wouldn't stand for this. You know what he would stand for? Steak cakes. » 5/22/12 7:40pm 5/22/12 7:40pm