Aziz Ansari Wrestles Nick Offerman, Predictably Gets Crushed

Parks and Recreation is coming back this fall (yay!) and to get you excited, they're borrowing a little of your leftover Olympic fever. Watch as Tom Haverford attempts to wrestle Ron Swanson to the ground, only to tucker himself out before even knocking Ron off balance. Still, let's be fair — is there anyone in the… » 8/13/12 4:45pm 8/13/12 4:45pm

Ron Swanson Reading the Tweets of Young Female Celebrities Is What…

Close your eyes and imagine a perfect world. It's free of violence, free of heat waves. Children from all colors of the Crayola multicultural box gather together to play in beautiful meadows filled with flowers. Good deeds are congratulated by puppy-grams and whenever a young female celebrity uses Twitter, her tweet… » 7/18/12 2:00pm 7/18/12 2:00pm