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    Read My (Ruby Red) Lips

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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    That was awesome.


    ABC News Brit seemed to really enjoy himself.


    Seth Rogan apparently makes love with his eyebrows, but Paul Rudd could do Harlequin audio books for a living if this whole movie star thing doesn't work out.

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    Image of bangers bangers
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    ok, when seth rogen read my nipples got hard.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    Podcasts! I want podcasts of this!

    And of the Clooney reading the phonebook or whatever. Mmm.
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    SETH ROGEN! YES PLEASE!

    I would he helpess to do anything but accept his affection...
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    04/14/09

    @ImproperDancing: *helpless...I am typo queen today
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    I quietly chortled at my desk while watching this clip.

    Paul Rudd was great & am I mistaken or is one of the narrators a famous chef?
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/14/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: It is Wolfgang Puck.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    A dame like me would totally hit Paul Rudd.
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    I loved Seth Rogen too... Paul Rudd was hilariously over the top and realistic, but Seth killed me with his sarcastic looks.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/14/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: I loved Rogen's looks at the camera like "really?".
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    04/14/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: He killed me because he kept saying my name!


    "Jessica..."


    YES SETH???

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    Oh god Paul Rudd, I know you have a baby but PLEASE leave your wife for me. Please? We'd be perfect together.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    I see the commercial for his Sesame Street Green dvd every morning and am very, very tempted to purchase it.
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    Image of MissFiFi MissFiFi
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    All men please pay attention, reading a romance novel to your woman with a throaty voice guarantees you a good time.
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    04/14/09

    @MissFiFi: i like the throaty voice but romance novels always make me blush and giggle uncontrollably.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    04/14/09

    @roscoe: I would die. Flat out die if my partner did this. I would be unable to stop laughing, and then I would suffocate and die.
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    Upon viewing, my favourites include Paul Rudd's eyebrows, the British news anchor saying the words like he's talking about a car accident, and the woman with the exceptionally large, expressive mouth. She knows what's up.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    04/14/09

    @Sanfo WorkAppropriateName (whoops!): He does have wonderful eyebrows -- I'd never noticed before!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    The George Will bit totally cracked me up!
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    Paul Rudd picspam? THE HELL YOU SAY!


    Scroll by really quickly if you're at "work" or some shit

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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Oh THANK YOU too!!!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.
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    Image of tinydundie42 tinydundie42
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Oh, I love this picture! I am such a perv.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: OMG YOU STOP IT YOU I'M IN THE LIBRARY I CAN'T BE SEEN SALIVATING OVER THAT PICTURE IN PUBLIC.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: I fully intended to scroll quickly and epically failed at that.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Holy shit, I have never been so turned on by a dudes crotchular area.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: OH GOD THANK YOU!!
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    04/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Um, yeah. That was totally worth leaving school sick for. Now it's just me and Paul Rudd, at home... alone....
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    Hilarious and hot at the same time: It's a Rudd specialty.
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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    04/14/09

    In reply to Read My (Ruby Red) Lips
    I will give Paul Rudd my entire tax refund to come read my old 1960's Betty Neels' Harlequins to me. They're fairly chaste, even. On the surface.


    That's two-hundred-sixty-seven American dollars, Mr. Rudd.

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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    04/14/09

    @Treeless: Hey, Big Spender!
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