"She *really* seems to know what she's doing in bed.

Hey man, nothing like getting a BJ from a chick who knows how to hit the underside with her tongue, but it does make you wonder how much dick it required for her to reach that level of professionalism."

I tried to give stupid, inexperienced BJs to one previous long term boyfriend, but didn't really get good or enthusiastic about it until I met my husband. I now look back and laugh at what I used to think constituted a "BJ".

I guess I'm just a quick study. :)

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What a dork.

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I've read him off and on for a while. The thing that is so fascinating about his nearly nonsensical and contradictory rants is that he connects the dots, completely, between the abusive personality and the abusive culture in which we all live.

He hates women, and he hates on them in the specific ways that culture warriors use to keep the upper hand for men. He screams at women for being "sluts," for getting fat, for getting old, and THEN he says he will "punish" them by withholding his cock and, as he puts it, "Refusing to kiss ass and pretend she's above me," which seems to work out to screaming at random women in public places. (Even though the women angered him in the first place by not wanting that same cock when he thought they should). Then creeps get on and say things like, "Any reasonable man will become violent (toward women) when he realizes the truth..." and it shows that the violence our culture tolerates when it's directed towards women DOES come from EXACTLY this mindset.

I honestly think he's a feminist plant, meant to illustrate the ridiculousness of the John Wayne/Lil'Lady myth.

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* You're tapping her for the first time and she doesn't remind you to put on a condom.

It's the only item on the list that speaks to an attitude about a behavior directly - (not that it is even that direct).

Other than that, I call bullshit - he's an idiot. He's a victim of his own self-inflation. He's a narcissist's narcissist.

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The solution to the emotionally manipulative waif/neurotic is to call her bluff. I once had a girl threaten to kill herself as she sat on the edge of my bed, spastically emptying desk draws for bottles of pills she could swallow. The normal man would crumble and attempt to alleviate her pain and tears with his comfort and listening ability. WRONG. This will only embolden her to greater future outbursts. Instead, I opened the window and told her to jump, it'll get the job done faster. It worked. She cursed and stormed out, only to return, humbled, a couple days later.

Warning: Sometimes she will actually go through with it and kill herself. Be strong. Her mental weakness is not your moral crisis. You have just saved yourself years of heartache dealing with her recurrent emotional breakdowns.

Plus, I agree with AllieCaulfield, Tom Cruise got nominated for an Oscar for playing this guy:

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"When I "feel" humongous with a girl, I know she has a normal sized snatch that hasn't been used like the town orifice. The more I feel like I'm ripping her insides to shreds, the likelier I am to move her to the front of my cherished girlfriend queue."

Spoken like a mutha effer with a little dick.

Needless to say, I would not let him anywhere near my prepubescent nieces!

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Asswipe Roissy wants pussy. Said pussy must be held by a young + ignorant (read: undereducated minor), inexperienced, untraveled and non_of_color person.

The Reason: He's a racist jerk. The idiot wouldn't know what good sex is even if it bit him on his dick - which is microscopic. If she ain't seen much the less she thinks it's weird she has to dig in to find his peen.

He'd also hate to have to communicate with another human in an above fifth-grade level. He's dumb, he knows it, and he wont let any woman "beat" him in anything.

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I've been kicked Mystery-style game here in DC and I blame Roissy and Roosh (check his blog out, it's another gem). FYI you tools - that shit does NOT work on every woman. Most of us can see right through it and run the other way.

I wish we capital-area ladies could find this fuckbag and publicly embarass him somehow. Posse, anyone?

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