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ObtuseIntolerant
11/14/08

In reply to Goop Scoop
Is she making money off of this? Is what I want to know.

It is really too bad my carefully honed BRAND involves not owning a car, sending my kid to public school and getting J. Crew and Ann Taylor workclothes on clearance online or at Goodwill (I am really good at this) so I can splurge on Target "haute couture".

Maybe the public transit system will be my sponsor!!! Or the elementary school frozen food co-op! Whee!
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girlnamedblue
11/13/08

In reply to Goop Scoop
I'm not gonna lie, I fell for some Chloe shooties, but in my defense, they looked more like wedges than boots.
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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
11/13/08

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Just what I wanted......NOT.
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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
11/13/08

@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Yay!!!!!! I can comment again!! Sweet, sweet commenting.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/13/08

In reply to Goop Scoop
And FAIL on the little black dresses. The top one is the only one which is remotely cute, fugged as it is by the shoes.
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Mafalda para Presidente
11/13/08

In reply to Goop Scoop
Oh, so great of her to recommend those! I'll now make sure to pick up my $900 boots when I go shopping for my $1500 sweater dress, like I do every weekend.
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jemandtheholograms
11/13/08

In reply to Goop Scoop
Tights are not pants!

that's all.
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Little Time Bomb
11/13/08

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Ah the time honored pairing of unattractive and impractical.
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Eeva
11/13/08

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Would anyone like to join me in a rousing chorus of that chart-topper, OH FUCK OFF, GWYNETH, FUCK OFFFFFFF?

Pick your own tune. The important thing is the lyrics.
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hypnotic
11/13/08

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i don't think anything is wrong with the shoes she choose...except i cant afford them. but i think she looks cute!

perhaps this only works if you are attractive
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CollegeCamel
11/13/08

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Whoa this is so weird...right as I was reading this (in my art history class, I'm a good student) my professor said something about "goop." He was referring to the inside of someone's body, but it was still weird.
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63words
11/13/08

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You know, this actually makes me happy to be TOTALLY POOR because that means I'm not expected to walk around in any of those foul get-ups.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
11/13/08

@63words: This works with my theory that ridiculously rich people end up looking ridiculous because they have too much money to spend on high fashion concept pieces and other gaudy stuff.
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PrettyNotPretty
11/13/08

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I just don't understand who this newsletter is for. Even other rich people are trying to save money.

Why? Just...why?
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/13/08

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It's winter here. All other considerations aside.
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KBDv
11/13/08

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MUST Gwynie always pose in this off-kiltered stance? The only people I know that stand in that pose as much as her are people whose one leg is 6 inches shorter than the other.

In related news: 'Shooties'? Um. Ew.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
11/13/08

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Forget Dina Lohan, Gwyneth is really trying to be the white Oprah. Is she going to pose with all of the items she is recommending? I want to see a picture of the inside of her digestive track, absorbing the healthy nutrients from her recommended home-cooked meals.
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DangerMouse
11/13/08

@treecut just Baracked the Vote!: Hahaha, I was just like, "Who does she think she is, Oprah?"
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63words
11/13/08

@treecut just Baracked the Vote!: Gooprah
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rollergirl76
11/13/08

@63words: She's Woprah.
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