Is she making money off of this? Is what I want to know.
It is really too bad my carefully honed BRAND involves not owning a car, sending my kid to public school and getting J. Crew and Ann Taylor workclothes on clearance online or at Goodwill (I am really good at this) so I can splurge on Target "haute couture".
Maybe the public transit system will be my sponsor!!! Or the elementary school frozen food co-op! Whee!
Oh, so great of her to recommend those! I'll now make sure to pick up my $900 boots when I go shopping for my $1500 sweater dress, like I do every weekend.
Whoa this is so weird...right as I was reading this (in my art history class, I'm a good student) my professor said something about "goop." He was referring to the inside of someone's body, but it was still weird.
@63words: This works with my theory that ridiculously rich people end up looking ridiculous because they have too much money to spend on high fashion concept pieces and other gaudy stuff.
MUST Gwynie always pose in this off-kiltered stance? The only people I know that stand in that pose as much as her are people whose one leg is 6 inches shorter than the other.
Forget Dina Lohan, Gwyneth is really trying to be the white Oprah. Is she going to pose with all of the items she is recommending? I want to see a picture of the inside of her digestive track, absorbing the healthy nutrients from her recommended home-cooked meals.
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It is really too bad my carefully honed BRAND involves not owning a car, sending my kid to public school and getting J. Crew and Ann Taylor workclothes on clearance online or at Goodwill (I am really good at this) so I can splurge on Target "haute couture".
Maybe the public transit system will be my sponsor!!! Or the elementary school frozen food co-op! Whee!
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that's all.
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Pick your own tune. The important thing is the lyrics.
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perhaps this only works if you are attractive
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Why? Just...why?
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In related news: 'Shooties'? Um. Ew.
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