I almost feel sorry for Anna Wintour. You know she'd rather die than go to Queens (OK, maybe for the US Open but not for Fashion's Night Out at Macy's or wherever it was). And yet she's clearly aware that her future job security depends on it.
@Rare Affinity: Me too. I don't follow tennis, but at baseball and basketball games I have been known to don big sunglasses and a snotty expression on my face and sneak into the good seats when the game is well underway and those seats are still empty. It's my VIP disguise and it's genius, until someone notices the TJ Maxx jeans and becomes suspicious. :(
Ooh, I might be tempted to stray from my L'Artisan Parfumeur perfume with tuberose in it, to try the Daphne perfume. I wonder where you could get a sample...
I love that Roger Federer turns usually stoic Anna Wintour into a gushing teenager. She definitely keeps his photo in her locker and kisses it before bed every night.
Jeebus, Mirka sat motionless in the direct sun for 5 hours, at LEAST 8 months preggers. And now she's wearing EVENING WEAR? I'd be lying beached on the couch wearing R-Fed's discarded white and gold P-Diddy tracksuit and calling like a foghorn for nachos at this point.
@OurLass: She looked like she was ready to kill someone when Roger lost that first set. Poor thing knew she was stuck there for at least four sets at that point....
Annabelle looks absolutely fine. You would not quibble over her dress if you has seen her living the life of a homeless person on the streets of London for a recent documentary.
Roger looks exhausted. I bet Mirka gave him a whap right across the head afterward for potentially scaring her into early labor.
US Weekly can go ... do something unmentionable. They can snark on Serena's dress right after they win themselves 3 ladies singles titles and 4 ladies doubles titles at Wimbledon.
(Although if she chose to wear another dress, she could see it more easily if she pulled out the tennis dresses she wore for singles and doubles finals and give them to me!! Right?? It's not like Nike and Eleven couldn't make her ten thousand more. Venus can give me hers too.)
Annabel gets a break. It's the Wimbledon ball. I think it's at the rules that you have to look dull (unless you're Roger).
Rrrrrrooggggggggeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!
A-Rrrrrrrrrroooooooodddddddd!!!
Seeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeenaaa...!!!
Veeeeeeeeennnnnnnnuuuuuuuuusss...!!!
Where is Rafa?!?
*sobs*
(I know, I know, in rehab on Mallorca. *sobs more*)
I was shrieking and screaming all weekend, first about Serena and then about Roger. Fuck US Weekly, Serena is a goddess; she is an incredibly elegant woman and athlete.
I also loved the little cover up thingie she was wearing when she accepted. It was darling.
NO ONE should be that stylishly creative and gifted while simultaneously being one of the most mind blowing athletes ever and... there are TWO of them. The mind reels!
@AmericanSplendor: am a do-or-die Roger/Rafa girl, but A-Rod looks hot this season. I want the girl version of whatever training and eating program Stefanki put him on.
US Weekly did NOT say that she should improve her body. I absolutely, flat-out, refuse to believe that anyone on earth could be that blindingly, resolutely ignorant and hateful. Je refuse!
Hold on, what's that? /puts finger to earpiece and turns 1/4 turn from camera/ Us Weekly is precisely that blindingly, resolutely ignorant and hateful? Oh, ok then. /removes finger, turns back/ I stand corrected.
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Four horsemen. Apocalypse. Etc.
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09/14/09
"I'll see you in section Pecan, seats rabbit, pixie stix and ewer! It's gonna be awesome!" would make just as much sense to me.
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Also, Gunn, I just applied for a job at Kate Spade, please hire me!!!
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In other news: go away Erin Wasson. Please.
09/04/09
Anna + Roger
4 Evr
07/06/09
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07/06/09
*hysterics*
He probably knew Diddy would still let him in his Hamptons All White Party in it.
07/06/09
07/06/09
US Weekly can go ... do something unmentionable. They can snark on Serena's dress right after they win themselves 3 ladies singles titles and 4 ladies doubles titles at Wimbledon.
(Although if she chose to wear another dress, she could see it more easily if she pulled out the tennis dresses she wore for singles and doubles finals and give them to me!! Right?? It's not like Nike and Eleven couldn't make her ten thousand more. Venus can give me hers too.)
Annabel gets a break. It's the Wimbledon ball. I think it's at the rules that you have to look dull (unless you're Roger).
Rrrrrrooggggggggeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!
A-Rrrrrrrrrroooooooodddddddd!!!
Seeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeenaaa...!!!
Veeeeeeeeennnnnnnnuuuuuuuuusss...!!!
Where is Rafa?!?
*sobs*
(I know, I know, in rehab on Mallorca. *sobs more*)
*sobs*
07/06/09
I also loved the little cover up thingie she was wearing when she accepted. It was darling.
07/06/09
They're done with them anyway. They'll wear something else next year. Next tournament. Next practice session.
I think they're obligated to by contract.
Why can't I have them?
07/06/09
NO ONE should be that stylishly creative and gifted while simultaneously being one of the most mind blowing athletes ever and... there are TWO of them. The mind reels!
07/06/09
I think of the Bryan twins to remember that genetic accidents do happen.
Must go chase down name of Venus' Pilates instructor and all tennis dresses nao, with fierce fierceness.
07/06/09
[www.topnews.in]
(I'm a little sad he didn't win)
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07/06/09
*waves American flag proudly*
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I thought that title came on a little plaque, attached to the bottom of the trophy and the rose dish.
07/06/09
Hold on, what's that? /puts finger to earpiece and turns 1/4 turn from camera/ Us Weekly is precisely that blindingly, resolutely ignorant and hateful? Oh, ok then. /removes finger, turns back/ I stand corrected.
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07/06/09
/sarcasm
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