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ihateyourescalade
09/14/09

In reply to Roger, That
I almost feel sorry for Anna Wintour. You know she'd rather die than go to Queens (OK, maybe for the US Open but not for Fashion's Night Out at Macy's or wherever it was). And yet she's clearly aware that her future job security depends on it.
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BlondeGoddess
09/14/09

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Anna Wintour is smiling? And applauding?!

Four horsemen. Apocalypse. Etc.
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ihateyourescalade
09/14/09

@BlondeGoddess: She's not applauding. She's gesturing to indicate that the September 2010 issue will be THIS BIG.
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labeled
09/14/09

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Those are some seriously abstract seat numbers.

"I'll see you in section Pecan, seats rabbit, pixie stix and ewer! It's gonna be awesome!" would make just as much sense to me.
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Rare Affinity
09/14/09

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It annoys me when the seats for the great and the good are left empty at major sporting events and the real fans often can't even get in.
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suck_it_monkeys
09/14/09

@Rare Affinity: Me too. I don't follow tennis, but at baseball and basketball games I have been known to don big sunglasses and a snotty expression on my face and sneak into the good seats when the game is well underway and those seats are still empty. It's my VIP disguise and it's genius, until someone notices the TJ Maxx jeans and becomes suspicious. :(
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dreamweave
09/14/09

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if The Wintour and company are signaling the latest in "tennis appropriate", I am sunk.
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LaFemme
09/04/09

In reply to Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
Ooh, I might be tempted to stray from my L'Artisan Parfumeur perfume with tuberose in it, to try the Daphne perfume. I wonder where you could get a sample...
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Penny
09/04/09

In reply to Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
I have to say, Lohan WAS quite articulate about the clothing on that episode. I agree with Gunn.

Also, Gunn, I just applied for a job at Kate Spade, please hire me!!!
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lilbobbytables
09/04/09

@Penny: Good luck! If you get it, my obsessive love for their bags pretty much guarantee you job security (I love kate spade so very much)
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Tchotchke
09/04/09

In reply to Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
I love that Roger Federer turns usually stoic Anna Wintour into a gushing teenager. She definitely keeps his photo in her locker and kisses it before bed every night.

In other news: go away Erin Wasson. Please.
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BabyJane
09/04/09

@Tchotchke:
Anna + Roger
4 Evr
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OurLass
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
Jeebus, Mirka sat motionless in the direct sun for 5 hours, at LEAST 8 months preggers. And now she's wearing EVENING WEAR? I'd be lying beached on the couch wearing R-Fed's discarded white and gold P-Diddy tracksuit and calling like a foghorn for nachos at this point.
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heykoukla
07/06/09

@OurLass: She looked like she was ready to kill someone when Roger lost that first set. Poor thing knew she was stuck there for at least four sets at that point....
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/06/09

@OurLass: "R-Fed's discarded white and gold P-Diddy tracksuit"

*hysterics*

He probably knew Diddy would still let him in his Hamptons All White Party in it.
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Rare Affinity
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
Annabelle looks absolutely fine. You would not quibble over her dress if you has seen her living the life of a homeless person on the streets of London for a recent documentary.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
Roger looks exhausted. I bet Mirka gave him a whap right across the head afterward for potentially scaring her into early labor.

US Weekly can go ... do something unmentionable. They can snark on Serena's dress right after they win themselves 3 ladies singles titles and 4 ladies doubles titles at Wimbledon.

(Although if she chose to wear another dress, she could see it more easily if she pulled out the tennis dresses she wore for singles and doubles finals and give them to me!! Right?? It's not like Nike and Eleven couldn't make her ten thousand more. Venus can give me hers too.)

Annabel gets a break. It's the Wimbledon ball. I think it's at the rules that you have to look dull (unless you're Roger).

Rrrrrrooggggggggeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!

A-Rrrrrrrrrroooooooodddddddd!!!

Seeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeenaaaa...!!!

Veeeeeeeeennnnnnnnuuuuuuuuusssss...!!!

Where is Rafa?!?

*sobs*

(I know, I know, in rehab on Mallorca. *sobs more*)

*sobs*
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SomeAuthorGirl
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
I was shrieking and screaming all weekend, first about Serena and then about Roger. Fuck US Weekly, Serena is a goddess; she is an incredibly elegant woman and athlete.

I also loved the little cover up thingie she was wearing when she accepted. It was darling.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/06/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: WANTZ VENUS AND SERENA'S TENNIS OWTFITZ NAO. YES I DO.

They're done with them anyway. They'll wear something else next year. Next tournament. Next practice session.

I think they're obligated to by contract.

Why can't I have them?
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SomeAuthorGirl
07/06/09

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ:

NO ONE should be that stylishly creative and gifted while simultaneously being one of the most mind blowing athletes ever and... there are TWO of them. The mind reels!
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/06/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: If I didn't admire so I would have Jellus Envy disease at about 12.

I think of the Bryan twins to remember that genetic accidents do happen.

Must go chase down name of Venus' Pilates instructor and all tennis dresses nao, with fierce fierceness.
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AmericanSplendor
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
Just to add to teh hotness:

[www.topnews.in]

(I'm a little sad he didn't win)
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Ailatan
07/06/09

@AmericanSplendor: he was so so sad, but he's young there are many Wimbledons to come.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/06/09

@AmericanSplendor: am a do-or-die Roger/Rafa girl, but A-Rod looks hot this season. I want the girl version of whatever training and eating program Stefanki put him on.

*waves American flag proudly*
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kepster
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
Roger and Serena look like they just won the Wimbeldon Prom King and Queen. I think it's the sparkly curtain background.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/06/09

@kepster: Oh ... they're not?

I thought that title came on a little plaque, attached to the bottom of the trophy and the rose dish.
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ellaesther
07/06/09

In reply to Everyone's A Winner At Wimbledon Winners Party
US Weekly did NOT say that she should improve her body. I absolutely, flat-out, refuse to believe that anyone on earth could be that blindingly, resolutely ignorant and hateful. Je refuse!

Hold on, what's that? /puts finger to earpiece and turns 1/4 turn from camera/ Us Weekly is precisely that blindingly, resolutely ignorant and hateful? Oh, ok then. /removes finger, turns back/ I stand corrected.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/06/09

@ellaesther: I'm wondering what the hell they recommend she do. Call it a morbid curiosity.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
07/06/09

@Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: She needs to get rid of those unladylike biceps!

/sarcasm
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ellaesther
07/06/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Not to mention all those unsightly abdominal muscles that are the powerhouse from which she moves on the court! I mean, for shame.
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