Today in Tweet Beat, Roger Ebert is psyched to have finally won the New Yorker cartoon caption contest, after sending in weekly submissions since the contest began. Plus, Jane Fonda dresses up as the Easter Bunny.
Today in Tweet Beat, two pop idols chat on Twitter. Plus, Damon Lindelof explains the meaning of Lost in 140 characters.
Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrate the life of The Notorious B.I.G., who passed away 14 years ago today. In other anniversary news, "Lost in Your Eyes" has been around for 22 years.
Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts.
Amid the retrospectives and interviews populating women in comedy week week over at Splitsider, there's the now-customary debate over the paucity of women in comedy writing jobs. And, maybe, some reasons to be optimistic.
Roger Ebert's written a blog post about the two-year process behind the prosthesis he'll wear on TV. He's decided not to wear it often because, "I accept the way I look. Lord knows I paid the dues."
Today in Tweet Beat, the gloves are off (but wigs on) between Nene and Kim as they gear up to tape the reunion episode. Plus, Mariah Carey's dog loves Hello Kitty even more than she does—a lot more.
Today in Tweet Beat, Toni Braxton is interested is getting "tastefully" nude, while Adrianne Curry is interested in having a baby. Plus, celebrity dogs!
Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Colbert gets inventive this holiday season. Plus, celebs react to the breakup of Scarlett and Ryan.
People love Angelina Jolie. Johnny Depp has a huge fan base. Put 'em both in one movie — for the very first time — and you'd think it would be box office gold! Instead, The Tourist tanked.
Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.)
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki doesn't take herself too seriously, Chelsea Handler has started a Demi Moore-type self-portrait trend, and Kanye has thoughts on the word "baby."
Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton releases a video after deciding that he needs to be nicer (or that he needs some more publicity), Randy Jackson hates Oprah, and Ramona Singer is finally releasing her own brand of Pinot Grigio.
Cathy Horyn is not sorry for what she wrote about Snooki. Nor does she feel particularly bad for Tommy Hilfiger, Alexander Wang, Giorgio Armani, or any of the other people whose collections and/or fashion sense she has publicly critiqued.
Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent doesn't like doing household chores, even for his grandmother. Also, Lindsay Lohan returns to Twitter and Ne-Yo acknowledges his male-patterned baldness.
Today in Tweet Beat, Diablo Cody shares her goals for parenting and Lisa Rinna has a history with Jason Bateman.
