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Breaking News: Matthew McConaughey's Flip-Flop Missing!

  • Matthew McConaughey went to Nicaragua to surf and ended up partying at a bar called the Iguana, standing on a table and screaming, "I've lost by flip-flops," after which he was seen "resting" in a ditch. Quoth Matt: "I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Anne Hathaway's four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri: Dunzo! Could it be his company being probed by the New York State Attorney? Could it be that he was sued by business partner Ron Burkle? Could it be that the flames fizzled out? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Joan Rivers has apologized for swearing on a live British TV show. "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry," she says. [People]
  • One of Nicole Kidman's bodyguards laid down in the street to prevent paparazzi from following Nicole and hubby Keith Urban. A photog says: "I've never seen anything like it. And after about five minutes, this guy just got up, wished us all a nice evening, and strolled off." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Nicole Richie attended the Women In Film's Crystal and Lucy Awards, because she is such a huge movie star. [ET]
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9:00 AM on Wed Jun 18 2008
By Dodai
6,264 views, 139 comments

Latest by eatsshootsleaves: A Fish Called Wanda is one of my favorite movies. It cannot be made into a musical. Because first of all, how are they going to replace John Cleese? Michael Palin? Jaime Lee Curtis? KEVIN FUCKING KLINE? There's no way, more »

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Strippers Lose Jobs To The Internet • The Simpsons Are Back on Venezuelan TV

Print journalists aren't the only ones losing jobs, strippers feel the burden of the digital age. • Iranian says Barbies are "destructive" and must be stopped. • Incarcerated 400-pound man loses 100 pounds, sues county for underfeeding. • Six conservative women talk about dating whiny liberal men. • Two teenagers are jailed for life for killing a goth woman. • Mexicans try to quell the anti-emo riots by promoting diversity among teens. • Lourdes basically has the coolest mom hand-me-downs to pick from. • National Lampoon launches website to rate prostitutes. • Scientists just realize that periods are awesome, can repair hearts. • American Family Association attack soap on lackluster gay kiss. • An ironically long article on shorthand text speak, lol grwn ups r so lam3! • The Simpsons are back in Venezuela! • Baseball star Roger Clemens had a relationship with Mindy McCready when she was 15 years old (he was 28 and married). • Easy mistake to make: Woman attacks boyfriend, thinking he is a porn actor. • "Chinese eatery specializes in penis." That is all you need to know.

5:30 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By maria
1,356 views, 45 comments

Latest by ManhattanManHatin': @MansonNixon: Yeah! CANKLES TRUMP EVERYTHING! Holy shit dude, cankles are not even close to being on my list of unattractive criteria. I would take a becankled girl over a self-righteous bitch anyday. more »