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11/24/09
I did not elect them. I am not Catholic. I am not represented by them. If the media just STOPS paying attention to them, maybe they'll go away.
11/24/09
You may not like it, but taking away their right to debate and argue would be wrong. They aren't the ones making law, they're just putting the religious argument across. More tolerance is needed.
11/24/09
Otherwise, I'm sure this economy would benefit quite well from taxing those mother fuckers like every other business.
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And then when they accept my tax filing, thus proving there IS a secret programme? Sweet confirmation, baby. And they won't even realize they did it.
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Of course, I also believe this extends to wars and to the death penalty....
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#tips
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He nearly did one of those angry parent moves: Swerving across three lanes of traffic to squeal to a stop by the side of the road, gravel flying, and say "I'm turning this car around and we're going home RIGHT NOW!"
This is how much he hates Palin: He will not make his mother happy for Christmas if it means giving this political prom princess a red cent. I love a man with principles.
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Hi, Sarah Palin supporters: This is why the intellectual elite look down on you. To quote Jon Stewart, it's all the... NOTHING.
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#tips
11/23/09
To be honest, I also think she probably just didn't know how to say it.
11/23/09
Perhaps that will come at Lou Dobbs' book signing. #hey-o #hereallweek
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11/23/09
"It's a real shame, ain't it, that all that time you spend in real careful considerin' don't count for nothin', once my vote runs y'all's right off the road. "
God, I love The Onion.
11/23/09
Want some? I've got lots!
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