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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Stay classy, Michael! #balloonboyfart
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "You're gonna bury me before this is done."

    Don't you threaten me with a good time Michael Lohan! #balloonboyfart
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I envy the poop talker. Life would be so much easier if I could just say from time to time 'Yeah, I gotta poop. Cya'. But, alas I am insane about such things and refuse to admit that I have any bodily functions at all. Brava, poop talker! #balloonboyfart
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    10/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: The poop talker is my new favorite TV person. We would be great friends, because I also announce pooping. And think poop is funny.

    Alas, my roommate was just grossed out by poop in general (he did not laugh at farts. Also, he would not fart out loud. Seriously, he though it was gross, and I would just be in stitches). So, I stopped talking about it with him because he did not share my feelings :D #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    The music in the beginning of clip #11 made me laugh so god damn hard. I can't sit through those entertainment shows, but whoever does their music deserves to win a fucking prize. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    fuck, i still suck at internet. redact! redact!
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Second the love for the Poop Talker.

    "At first glance, Veronica might seem like a girly-girl. But when this blond starts dropping [deuces], oh you better duck." #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is she saying that she could haz cheezburger? #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is she saying that she could haz cheezburger? #balloonboyfart
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    Image of sumerfish sumerfish
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "I'm Asian. My skin is perfect." Can't wait to use this for...well...anything. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I can't stand the idea of someone feeling they need to publicly announce their bodily functions. I don't think it is so much being yourself as just feeling you have the right to inflict that on other people. #balloonboyfart
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    10/16/09

    @Elaken: Why is it "inflicting" anything on people? We all poop, why is it so gross and nasty to discuss it?

    I know when I make potty humor jokes it's to point out that there's nothing to be ashamed of in our daily bodily functions. And I like to irritate people like you who are offended by it because you have no reason to be. Exposure therapy. ;)

    Plus, it's funny. :) #balloonboyfart
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    10/16/09

    @JRae: I was thinking more of the belching that she did, I assume she also does that in public.

    I realize I have problems with bodily functions, it stems from childhood issues. Because most people don't have such problems I end up being exposed way more than I like, but I think people should be considerate enough to realize there should be limits to what they do. Among friends is one thing, because they choose to be with you, in public is another. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Balloon Boy farted AND barfed on TV? Geez, if he were a 13 year old girl he'd never come out of his room again. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    09/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
    Lindsay would have had a great seat for that show, so I doubt she did anything of the sort. Seriously. She is working and minding her own business and the bitches just can leave her be.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
    Re; Megan Fox and all her "relevations". By the time her next movie comes out she is going to admit to being on the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963.
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    Image of I fought piranhas I fought piranhas
    09/17/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I think we also know who shot JR.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
    Oh, Christopher Ciccone, we all know you can judge a person by the company they keep. And luckily for Madonna, we don't judge people based on the siblings they are stuck with.
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    Image of LouisiAnna LouisiAnna
    09/17/09

    @heykoukla: Isn't he just a tacky thing? And they were apparently very close for so many years until he sold her out. Sad.
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    09/17/09

    @LouisiAnna: She employed him for years, and yeah, they seemed very close. Thing is, I'm sure that a lot of what he wrote in his book was true, but he seemed to put up with it all as long as she was paying his wages.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
    My husband and I did a Matt Damon Media Tour last night, after getting into a Matt Damon discussion when we heard part of his interview on Fresh Air. Tragically, Mr. Yahtzii had never seen "I'm Fucking Matt Damon," which we rectified. Also included were his snub by Jimmy Kimmel and his Matthew McConaughey impression. We rounded it out with the Team America "MATT DAMON!"

    The delightful comments from him have just solidified my impression that Matt Damon is awesome in any form: big, small, radio, TV, movie, or puppet.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    09/17/09

    @Yahtzii: His Matthew McConaughey impression is the single funniest non-cat-related thing I have ever seen on youtube.
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