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    There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke

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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Does anyone else think a Testicle Festival would be entirely awesome to go to?


    It sounds like one would have a ball!

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    On the ovary hand, balls are delicious with eggs. I bet everyone will be fallopian this trend.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    03/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): There's always womb for another pun!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Also, PS, when my son was about 5 1/2, he referred to his "testicles" as his "tentacles" ("Mommy, what are my tentacles for again?").


    Which, while a little OT, is too funny not to share.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    03/30/09

    @ellaesther: Awwww. That is so cute!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    I like my cooking like I like my charities: Balls to the wall.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Mess with the bull, you'll get...the testicles?
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    I guess I'm not on the ball today. I can't think of any puns. This is a tough nut to crack.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    I hear the Navy will be there in force -- seamen love their testicles!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Does it count as bestiality if I put them in my mouth?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/30/09

    @morninggloria: Nut at all.
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    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    03/30/09

    @morninggloria: Only if you swallow.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    The veins! The veins are too much!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/30/09

    @saintbernadette: I saw the veins and thre up in my mouth a little.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/30/09

    @Kivrin: *threw
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/30/09

    @saintbernadette: They really are.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    This is such a nutty idea. I wonder if the Navy will be going to recruit all the seamen that will inevitably be there.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Jinx!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/30/09

    @NefariousNewt: Yours was more sac-cinct.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Yeah, well, it takes some stones to keep making jokes like these.
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    Image of Mercutia Mercutia
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    "Tony Bourdain, though not invited, is rumored to put in an appearance anyway."
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    03/30/09

    @Mercutia: I can't imagine that he could resist descending on an event like this. And Tony would never steer us wrong.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Bull testicles: cuisine that stands the testes of time.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    03/30/09

    @NefariousNewt: It's become a spermanent fixture in many fine restaurants.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/30/09

    @NefariousNewt: I hear they have great recipes for them if you pop over to Jizzmodo.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    @megnificent: It would be sac-religious not to carry them on the menu.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    03/30/09

    @NefariousNewt: Of course. One must show proper vas deferens to tradition, after all.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'll shoot right on over there, then!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/30/09

    @NefariousNewt: Testes great with a nice tea bag. I'm not jocking!
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    Image of Rocket Queen Rocket Queen
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Has anyone here ever eaten bull testicles? Could you tell what they tasted like?
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    Image of gangey gangey
    03/30/09

    @Rocket Queen: I lived in Idaho for years and never participated in a nut feed, despite being invited several times.


    I should have just sacked up.

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    Image of Megan Megan
    03/30/09

    @Rocket Queen: If you click on the link about "my testicle-eating invite," you can watch me and 4 other bloggers eat goat and sheeps testicles and review. Sadly, I couldn't get cow ones where I was.


    It had the texture of a slightly-overcooked scallop and tasted like what we cooked them with.

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/30/09

    @Rocket Queen: Fried, they reminded me of fried calamari. The 2nd time I had them they were prepared differently (not fried) and they tasted a little like liver.
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    03/30/09

    @Rocket Queen: They certainly don't taste like chicken.... Actually, they're kinda tough and gamey. The flavor isn't unpleasant, but I'm in no rush to eat them again. When I tried them, all I could think was "YOU'RE EATING BAAAAAAALLLLLS!" I think that may have tainted it for me. No pun intended.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    @Megan: You're braver than I am, Megan. There's something that just feels wrong about it... as hungry as I've been sometimes in my life, I'd rather eat ants.
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    Image of lacoolj lacoolj
    03/30/09

    @Rocket Queen: my mom tricked my dad and I into eating them fried. They're rubbery and I really don't have anything nice to say about them.


    Also, don't trick people into eating fried testicles.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    03/30/09

    @lacoolj: I think that's good common sense advice.
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Go'n ad some fun to the proceedings.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    03/30/09

    In reply to There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
    Guests of Honor: AC/DC.
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