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    "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"

    One Singular Sensation

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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Q: A camel with one hump married a camel with two humps. They had a baby camel with no humps. What did they name him?

    A: Humphrey.

    (This was one of my favorite jokes when I was a kid, along with "What's grey and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse going on vacation.") #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Camel in the foreground's face says: Bish pleaz. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of bumbleleaf bumbleleaf
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Camel on left: "The ladiez got sparkle chests and rhinestones, and we're draped in JC Penney home store curtain tassels?"

    Camel on right: [resigned sigh] #radiocityrockettes
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment bumbleleaf was starred bumbleleaf was unstarred
    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Seriously lady, enough with the camel toe jokes. And speaking of which you might want to check your tights. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Only one of them spits when they're angry #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    These camels are obviously Tyra fans cuz they have SMIZE down solid! #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Camel on the right is looking at the camera all, "Bitch please, get out of here with your Christmas bullshit. I'm Muslim"
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/30/09

    @bluebears: The camel was all.. "Ok, that's the straw that broke my back!" #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    That's what she said? #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    That's not the star they were looking for. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Yeah, just wait till that camel spits in your face lady. It ain't pretty. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/30/09

    @badmutha: That's the only thing that keeps me from wanting to walk up to one of them and kiss them on their funny widdle noses. Why you gots to be cranky, Camel? #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    They laugh now, but I bet they'll be spitting mad when rehearsal goes long. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/08/09

    In reply to One Singular Sensation
    That is a whole lotta "Bish Plz" going on in there.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/08/09

    @badmutha: I know, right? I might pay some real money for the other side of that story.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    10/08/09

    In reply to One Singular Sensation
    My sister constantly laments the fact that the only reason she'll never be a Rockette is because she's too short.

    The reason I'll never be a Rockette is because I can't dance. I do not lament.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    10/08/09

    In reply to One Singular Sensation
    I'm a little teapot, grim and tense...
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/08/09

    @otherginger: .. the routine we are dancing
    won't make much sense ...
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    Image of LaFramboise LaFramboise
    10/08/09

    In reply to One Singular Sensation
    Saw the picture before the caption, that's what I was thinkin' too!
    /oo, great minds
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    YourScreenplaySucks promoted this comment LaFramboise was starred LaFramboise was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    10/08/09

    @LaFramboise: I also saw the picture before the caption, but what I thought was, "I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout."
    /infantile minds
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