Rock Of Love's Heather Schools Us On The Business Of Reality TV
For The First Time In Reality History, Rodeo Has Difficulty Crying
So things didn't work out between Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake (surprise, surprise), which of course sucks for Ambre, but is awesome for us because that means that Brett will continue to rock our world with Rock of Love 3, which will begin airing on VH1 in early 2009. This time, the show will take place on a tour bus,…
I Love Money: Pumkin May Or May Not Have An Eating Disorder
It sort of goes without saying that a lot of the cast members on these VH1 dating shows are kind of gross. Not because of how they look, but because of how they act. On last night's episode of I Love Money, Pumkin — the one who explained on the first episode that she's "a little ghetto" — decided that she needed to…
I Love Money Is The Root Of All Schadenfreude
I Love Money, VH1's new show in which cast members from Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York compete for cash, was pretty much everything it promised to be: Trashy, gross, awesome. In this clip, from the first episode, Pumkin, an alum from the first Flavor of Love — whose biggest contribution to pop…
Our Favorite Reality Dating Show Castmembers Return For I Love Money
This is an extended trailer for the new VH1 reality show I Love Money, which features our favorite cast members (Rodeo, anyone?) from Flavor of Love 1 & 2, Rock of Love 1 & 2, and I Love New York 1 &2. It's akin to those Real World/Road Rules Challenges, and there's no point to the show other than to win money and…
Loose Lips
Celine Dion is suing her architect for $250,000 in damages for refusing to build her the octagonal living room she had planned for her Jupiter Beach, Florida home. Architect Randall Stifft apparently had a "different vision" for the space, says TMZ. It sounds like Randall's about to get Stifft by Celine. ZING! • Tim…
"What's Wrong With Me?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Hoda to my Kathie Lee, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like ticklish balls, dating transsexuals, and lost panties. Got a…
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O sad day! Adorable couple Liv Tyler and husband Royston Langdon have split! Her rep wants people to respect the couples' privacy blah blah blah. • Ashlee Simpson called Britney Spears a "trashy girl" on a British TV show. Pot, kettle, etc. • George Clooney and Sarah Larson are secretly obsessed with Rock of Love. No…
This Week We Hung Out With A Lot Of Child Molesters
- We were so into the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints and their Yearning For Zion Ranch, where girls in their early teens get married off to gross molesty old men with multiple other wives, none of whom are allowed to wear red because that's Jesus' color.
- Are those teens better, or worse off than the brave …
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Drew Barrymore announced on Oprah that she's donating $1 million to the World Food Programme. "I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup of nutritious porridge can make in a child's life," Drew said. We love Drew for this, but she always sounds a little dippy. • Michelle Williams' dad, Larry, who is…
Bret Michaels: Hat Holding On The Bandanna Holding On The Wig
[LAX, Feb. 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
Rock Of Love 2 Sneak Peek Threatens Us With A Good Time
A four-minute, extended preview for Rock of Love 2 has been airing on VH1 this week (during the week-long marathon of every cycle of ANTM, which was a hangover helper on January 1). First of all, how gorgeous is Bret's new wig? Secondly, the girls vying for Bret's love (or temporary attention?) this time around seem…
Cosmo UK Contest: Win A Date With An Abusive Miserly Drunk
In the September issue of British Cosmo, the magazine allowed a multi-millionaire bachelor named Robin MacDonald to write what basically amounted to a singles ad saying he was "desperately searching for the perfect woman to share the medieval castle in Staffordshire he called home." The magazine then went on to host…
Reader Roundup
Best Comment of the Day in response to, Meet The Cast Of Rock Of Love 2: "hopefully, there'll be another hungry hungry strippo starving for bret's love and affection." We say: as always, Bret's goal is to get her off of the stripper pole, and onto his own. • Worst, in response to Katie Holmes' Sleepy Face, Tousled Hair
'Rock Of Love': Reunited And It Feels So Good
It was great to see the gang back together on last night's reunion episode of Rock of Love, but honestly, we were a bit disappointed, only because we wanted more. It should've been two hours, not one. We didn't even get a Tiffany segment! However, we were happy to finally to see Mia come out of her shell, since once…
'Rock Of Love': Heather Was Robbed
We feel kinda bad for Heather. Well, as bad as we can feel for anyone who signs up to be on a reality dating show, falls in love with a man who ties his wig on with a bandanna, and then tattoos his name on the back of her neck after only knowing him for a few weeks. But really, it sucks enough to get dumped, so…
Heather From 'Rock Of Love' Takes Issue With Season Finale
Hell hath no fury like a stripper scorned. Rock of Love runner-up Heather has written on her Myspace blog about how last night's finale did not rock her world, and that there was blatant manipulation in editing throughout the episode, particularly during the elimination. Bret was shown asking Jes and Heather if they'd…
Live Blogging 'Rock Of Love': Who Will Rock Bret's World?
We're equally thrilled and sad that the finale of Rock of Love airs tonight. We wish that we could watch these girls on TV for the rest of our lives. (Actually, we might be able to, so long as VH1 keeps making awesome spin-offs. Please, please, please do an ROL Charm School!) So whose tour will end tonight, and who…