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Diabeedus
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jeepgirl
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
If you insert a coin into the slot, he turns Tom Hanks into a kid.
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CrankyOldBroad
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
So THAT'S how he does it: a little on the inside corners of the eye, 3/4 smudge around the outside. Thank god this mystery has been solved.
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ElleL
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
I want this book on Audio, STAT. This will provide hours of entertainment on my drive to work. :)
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Tippi Hedren
03/26/09

@ElleL: Yes, but only if it's narrated by Bret!
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Tippi Hedren
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
I'm not gonna hate, because I will read every single page and love it... BUT, I think I'm going to have to pick up one of those sticky text book covers so nobody on the bus has to be subjected to Bret's totally ridic pout.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
The Reality of My Rock and Roll Fantasy? So...does that mean your reality is, in actuality, your rock and roll fantasy? Does that in turn mean your rock and roll fantasy includes undereye concealer and detachable fake hair? And watching rabid women who should know better but don't vie for your affections by spitting on eachother and drinking shots poured from test tubes in their vaginas? And refusing to accept your age, relevance, and fading prowess?

Well, I just don't know, Bret. I guess I always thought that fantasies were supposed to be, um, fantastic? Or some such? I mean I can't speak for everyone, but....your rock'n roll fantasy does not even remotely seem like mine.
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Tippi Hedren
03/26/09

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Nothing says rock 'n roll like blood sugar testing and insulin shots!
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kaiwhakamarie
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
For some reason this makes me think of Bowie in 'Blue Jean'. But then again, it could just be because I'm a huge Bowie psycho nut.

I always thought Bret Michaels was soooo beautiful back when I was a kid in the 80s...loved their music too. I wish he'd stop acting so cheesy now, it's ruining precious childhood memories of mine.
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argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
my friend and i watched an e! true hollywood story on him two weeks ago because we couldn't find the remote and neither of us wanted to get up.

i know more about this guy and his sassy man-pout than i ever wanted to.
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Tippi Hedren
03/26/09

@argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: I watched it, too... and not even because I was too lazy to change the channel. I saw it on the guide and went, "Ooh!" and purposely selected it. It's a sick, sad little world that I live in. And yes, I agree, it was far too much information.
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tscheese
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
That detox diet isn't treating you well, Angelina.

...Wait, that's a dude?
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Kivrin
03/26/09

@tscheese: There is something distinctly Jolie-esque about his face in this photo.

Very perceptive, tscheese.
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megnificent
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
From the People article:

the car crashes that nearly took his life...

If you're talking about the various Rocks of Love, Mr. Michaels, I believe the phrase you're looking for is "train wrecks", not "car crashes."

Also, the book snob in me thinks that cover looks like some serious print-on-demand vanity press crap. I cannot believe that cover came out of a major publishing house.
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Kivrin
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
I kicked ass at "Talk Dirty to Me" in Guitar Hero III.

That is all.
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hortense
03/26/09

@Kivrin: I am not going to lie, I love that stupid song. It is always on my ridiculous songs playlist, next to Van Halen's "Panama" and "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue.
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Kivrin
03/26/09

@hortense: I love it, too. It's on my ridiculous songs playlist alongside "Kiss Me Deadly."
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Jello Mix
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
Is he doing the poor man's facelift?
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LaComtesse
03/26/09

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"Reinvention from rocker to reality star."

Shouldn't that read "Massive downhill tumble from A-list celebrity to national joke"?
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LaComtesse
03/26/09

@LaComtesse: Oh, and NYC Jezebels--have any/all of you seen the Rock of Love double decker tour buses. Do they terrify you as much as they terrify me?
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Mary McCarthyite
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
oh, hai, cheekbonz...
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
I assume there is a hot cup of coffee that was cut out of the picture and he was just blowing way the steam.
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Samanthrax
03/26/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: haha
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megscissorhands
03/26/09

In reply to Diabeedus
He looks like a sheik. A very "pretty" sheik.

Also, I think some photoshopping went into those (kinda dilated??) baby blues...
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