On tonight's episode of Charm School, Ashley insults another girl by calling her a "retarded child." The word "retarded" has long been used colloquially in ways that aren't as closely connected with mental disability, but, in recent years, has been considered so politically incorrect that some networks will bleep it.
On last night's reunion of Rock of Love Bus, the infamous vagina shots incident wasn't specifically addressed, but the two contestants involved did admit that they got sober after the show…sort of.
On last night's finale, Bret picked the girl he's going to pretend to date for a little bit. He presented her with an engagement ring, and then said he was gonna "hang on to it."
On last night's Rock of Love Bus, Bret requested that the three finalists dress in stripper-y Mardi Gras costumes, but was annoyed when one girl didn't want to wear the thong and headdress.
Sometimes, your dreams have a way of reminding you that it might be time to stop watching reruns at 2am before bed and consider alternate means of entertainment. Especially when your dream involves Bret Michaels.
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, Bret had the girls write lyrics to a one of his songs, yielding results like "Love, War, & Rock 'N Roll" and "Text Message My Heart."
As evidenced by last night's episode, Bret Michaels doesn't mind another man's name tattooed on a breast implant, but he is bothered if the implants and the woman attached to them live with that man.
In this clip from last night's episode, two women showering together are attacked by other women in a drunken (obvs) misunderstanding. Earlier in the day, Bret had these kooks working with children.
On last night's episode, the girls were told to be on good behavior for Bret's concert. Instead, they got wasted, "slutty," and one girl ended up crying on a speed bump in the parking lot.
Usually, when discussing Rock of Love, we're all about the women, but today let's talk about that other skank: Bret Michaels. He had a lot of choice moments on last night's episode.
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, one of the ladies fell off the stage — hard— during a "roadie" challenge. After the jump, we examine the indecent exposure that producers blurred out.
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, one girl committed a serious infraction: She made fun of Bret Michaels' hair (or lack thereof).
Bret Michaels was on Today this morning, and Kathie Lee asked him an interesting question: What would he do if his daughters grew up to be women on a Rock of Love-type tour bus?
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, an accusation was made that contestant Natasha was being given special treatment "because she's black!"
On the season premiere of Rock of Love Bus, one woman inserted a test tube of alcohol into her vagina and, from there, poured it into another woman's mouth.
Or maybe just straight-up illustration? This photo was taken at an actual bus stop last night, where Bret's preternaturally ageless face was all lit up in the most disturbing way. Click to enlarge.