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NefariousNewt
08/24/09

In reply to Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
If it is raining, Christie Brinkley wanders about the house, cradling a cup of Lavender tea, gecko perched on her shoulder, fondling her begonias. Then she reads the newspaper.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
08/24/09

Does it ever snow where she lives? I'm hoping for whiskey, a mangled crow on her shoulder, while she peruses the Craiglist casual encounters.
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Santos L Halper
08/24/09

In reply to Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
I imagine the Church of Scientology's uniforms to have a jaunty nautical theme, accented with foreskins of young boys (just as L. Ron would have wanted) and dyed in the tears of delusion.
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Yahtzii
08/24/09

@Santos L Halper: I imagine them to look like this. Only shorter. Possibly with pointy hats.
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