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This Week In Tabloids: Kate Wore A Bikini & Twilight Stars Are In Love
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Granted, I've only known what she looks like since she got the chunky highlights, so I was surprised to see her previous, mousey look.
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This may be reason enough for me to never pursue fame, as my ex-boyfriends may describe me to the mainstream media as "She was cute and fun and after working all day, her favorite thing to do was go to the Popeye's late night drive thru."
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How will I know whose eyeballs should be ripped out and inserted into another celebrity's skull?
*This is my comment from last week's Midweek Madness.
**I am obviously psychic.
***Please let me know if you would like tonight's lottery numbers.
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I would probably like Kate's a bit better if it didn't have the Piecey Highlighting Of Every Woman Over 35 In My Small Midwestern Hometown, but I guess that's neither here nor there.
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Sooooooo mean
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Remember the "Malcom in the Middle" food fight at the dinner table when Reece is going to hit the mom with potatoes?" No kidding.
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So, her daughter is dead meat, no joke. If her daughter splashes her, Kate will then kill her and eat her. That's how she rolls.
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