• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#robots

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 4:01 PM
Sun Nov 8
25 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #robots more →

    "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research

    "Emotional Robot" Girlfriend Inspires One Emotion: Terror

    Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.

    The "Orgasm Robot": Educational Or Offensive?

    The Fembot's Not For Sex... Yet

    If You Always Like The Emotionally Unavailable, It's Because You Probably Are, Too

    Calling Britney 'Crazy': A Way To Keep Our Jobs? Or Lose Them? So Confused

    End of Days: Electric Orgasms, Donuts & Dream
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    It would figure that the most realistic depiction of robotics would be Red Dwarf. They've invented a mobile Talkie Toaster!

    "Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?" #robots
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment lurkerbynature was starred lurkerbynature was unstarred
    Image of olkin olkin
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    During Russian peasant days (in linen-farming country near the Volga River, at least), people believed that if you put eyes on something (dolls, for example, which had a myriad of purposes and represented everything from the number of children in a household to its wealth), you would endow it with a soul. So none of the variety of dolls that would be present in a peasant house had any eyes, because if something has a soul then the soul can go bad.

    Maybe this is why, despite the gifts this guy bears, it freaks me the freak out. #robots
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment olkin was starred olkin was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    Finally, a robot out of CMU that doesn't scare the ever-living crap out of me. #robots
     Reply
    Crabby Cakes was starred Crabby Cakes was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    I think I'm in love.
    BabyJane + Snackbot 4 Eva #robots
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    AAAH! I want one! #robots
     Reply
    JessickerFletcher was starred JessickerFletcher was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    Obviously I am spending way too much time thinking about potential thesis topics but...isn't it interesting that in the more traditional science fiction you get these societies based on robots, which, as pointed out below are a thin disguise of slaves? So what was going on in the world between I guess - 1930 and 1980 that this longing for a slave society was so acutely expressed in fiction as robots?

    In other words, why was I promised as a child that the future would be all robots all the time and they've only got this far? I want my damn robot!

    (So do I want a slave? Or what.) #robots
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist was starred Hiroine Protagonist was unstarred
    Image of cmonkey cmonkey
    10/17/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: (nice, I'm reading Snow Crash now) Indeed. The word robot even comes from the Czech robota, which means slave or serf laborer. Was it a longing for slavery, or just a belief in the inevitability of technology replacing human labor? This was also around the time that life in the home was rapidly moving from manual labor to appliances like electric washing machines. Maybe people just expected the trend to continue straight to robots that would do all of it. Maybe the trend is going that way... *eyes his Roomba*

    Also, damn! I worked in the Robotics Institute last year. I can't believe I missed out on snackbot. #robots
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment cmonkey was starred cmonkey was unstarred
    Image of katherinesullivan katherinesullivan
    10/17/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: "Robot" is derived from the Czech word for serf labor (robota) & was first used to refer to non-human servants in a 1921 play by Karel Čapek
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment katherinesullivan was starred katherinesullivan was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/17/09

    @katherinesullivan: Really! That is fascinating. It would be really interesting to do a SF survey and note changing attitudes towards robots. Perhaps I should write a proposal...Or research. Yes, first research. #robots
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist was starred Hiroine Protagonist was unstarred
    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, I need a freaking cupcake. #robots
     Reply
    Bgirl_Hamster was starred Bgirl_Hamster was unstarred
    Image of msmoneypenny msmoneypenny
    10/17/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: Bon Bon Bot? #robots
     Reply
    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment msmoneypenny was starred msmoneypenny was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    Did they purchase this from Rocky? #robots
     Reply
    MyNameIsChris was starred MyNameIsChris was unstarred
    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    I think it's kinda cute, in a WALL-E sort of way. And then I look at the picture too long and think the robot looks sad. #robots
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment Dauphine was starred Dauphine was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/17/09

    @Dauphine: Oh no! It does look sad. Why so glum, Snackbot?
     Reply
    Edited by BabyJane at 10/17/09 1:39 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/17/09

    @BabyJane: Maybe they're out of cool ranch doritos? That'd make me sad. #robots
     Reply
    Newsgirl was starred Newsgirl was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    It's pretty cute! I know it's silly of me, but I don't like it when robots are just used in the place of people, because they do not get tired or complain. Robot uprisings, people! Beware of the angry, mistreated robots!

    I have a tendency to personify everything, though, so... that might just be me. #robots
     Reply
    boxspelunker was starred boxspelunker was unstarred
    Image of haus_frau haus_frau
    10/17/09

    @boxspelunker: It's not just you. I tend to personify electronics as well.

    One day he's delivering your snacks, but the next he'll be withholding those lovely Little Debbie snack cakes until you appreciate everything he does. #robots
     Reply
    Meglantine promoted this comment haus_frau was starred haus_frau was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/17/09

    @boxspelunker: I've seen the movie Westworld and I'm pretty sure that makes me an expert in robot anger, so I feel comfortable in saying that it's no laughing matter when they get pissed off.
     Reply
    Edited by BabyJane at 10/17/09 1:42 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    Just what we all need: A smart snack slave able to monitor my every move, record it, and pass that information along. I think I just lost my appetite for donuts. #robots
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/17/09

    @UrbanAchiever: Big Snackbot is watching you. #robots
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    10/17/09

    @BabyJane: I KNEW it! #robots
     Reply
    UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research
    Um, I used to be the snackbot in my first job. I had to take a cart around the company to sell snacks in the afternoons.

    The only research I did was to observe how cranky some bitches got in the afternoon if I ran out of chocolate bars before I finished my round. #robots
     Reply
    BowlingForDollars was starred BowlingForDollars was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/17/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Oh, great, now more people jobs are going to robots.
    Learn English, robots!
    Thar takin' ar jeeeerbs!! #robots
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research

    I already have one. #robots
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    10/06/09

    In reply to "Emotional Robot" Girlfriend Inspires One Emotion: Terror
    My cat is way better. She sometimes lets me use her as a pillow, and she's nowhere near as nightmarish as this thing.
     Reply
    mbot says Spock yeah! was starred mbot says Spock yeah! was unstarred
    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    10/06/09

    In reply to "Emotional Robot" Girlfriend Inspires One Emotion: Terror
    oh God I had that dream once.
     Reply
    SharonTaint was starred SharonTaint was unstarred
    Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.