Clint is right, which makes it Schadenfreude Central at my mom's place. (She loves him.)
Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he plays golf. Maybe it's you?
Stephanie, methinks thou dost protest too much. Kind of like the "I just vant to be aloooone" thing yesterday. If you mean it, buy an island like Johnny Depp did. Seems to have worked for him.
Speaking of Johnny -- Cedric is okay and all -- but he, George, Brad, HughJ, Clive, Denzel, Rafa, and Roger are all still very much alive -- so since when does a sparkly vampire trump The Wolverine? Adamantium, forsooth, PeopleMag.
@madeofawesome: Well, I'm not sure I'd go that far with RPattz. I've seen shots of The Depp doing the über-grunge back in the day with equivalent relish (though IMO it did not diminish teh hott).
You are so right, however, about the RDJ. And I can't believe I didn't include The Butler in The Kilt.
I love men who play golf! Incidentally, my dad plays at the same club as Hugh Grant. I saw him from a distance once, my only ever non-book-signing celebrity sighting.
He's also very good. His name is on a couple of trophies at the club. Not that I, like, walked aroung checking them for his name on purpose or anything. Nosiree. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
I've stopped watching Ugly Betty, but my love for Becki Newton is still going strong.
Broke Shields is kind of funny, and an instant New York Post headline if she ever does lose all her money. Pretty unlikely, though. I hear eyelash cash is pretty sweet. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
Dear RPatz: Vancouverites would like you to know that we don't give a flying fook about whether hoodies are fashionable or not. We do, however, give one about downtown squeegee kids getting in our faces. Clearly you assumed their usual uniform, and thus were given a wide berth on the sidewalks of my city. Now shut the hell up and go take a bath. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@WaltzingMatilda: Agreed, and really no such thing as too much Anna Faris + Ryan Reynolds. Am I allowed to admit that I enjoyed House Bunny and Just Friends? Is this bad? #nicolerichiepaparazzi
"Forgiveness..... is more than saying sorry. (*It's about you.*)"
We can form a support group.
(plus, I had the kick ass opportunity to meet Ms. Faris years ago around the Scary Movie franchise - she was amazing. Just plain amazing. So shine on you crazy diamond.) #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I got tickets to the premier as a work thing and I'm taking a friend who is a HUGE Twilight fan (yes, we're still friends, but I respect her a little less for it) and I kind of hate myself for it. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
This Roker-Pratt thing can't end up worse than that 2008 Morley Safer - Lo Bosworth celebrity feud. I heard she told Steve Kroft that she was going to cut a bitch if Morley didn't start minding his business.
I wish actresses like Robin Wright would refrain from taking their husband’s surname upon marriage and using it in a professional capacity. It only makes them look rather foolish when they inevitably split up. #dirtbag
@Rare Affinity: hmmm. I'm not sure how this makes her look stupid. It's her name to do with it what she pleases, married or not, right? #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@Rare Affinity: Any more foolish than professional women who do it? Or any woman for that matter? I would say that Robin Wright and Sean Penn had a very good run. Perhaps it would be different if they had been together for only 3 months, but even then I feel she has the right to take her husbands name just like any other woman. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@Rare Affinity: I think it's her choice whether to take her husband's (of what, 20 years?) name or not, and I disagree that it makes her look like anything but a lady going through a divorce. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@dreamweave: Of course Ms Wirght can call herself whatever she likes. I for one just cannot see the point of changing your professional showbiz name if it is the one with which you made your reputation in the first place. Male actors and musicians seem to manage perfectly well maintaining a professional name, that might well be different from the natal name they use in all other aspects of their private life. #dirtbag
In Vancouver, shooting New Moon, I tried something. They have this thought that no one there wears hoods except for problem people. It's the only city in the world where hoods are not fashionable.
The prevalence of rain and AA stores in Vancouver lead me to call bullshit on this. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@IndignationCoordinator: I think bullshit on hoods not being fashionable in Vancouver, but I can fully believe that wearing a ratty hoodie while unshaven and not totally clean -- in Vancouver of all places, where people who fit that description will violently get in your face for some loose change -- will get people to cross the street. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@iquenique: in Vancouver of all places, where people who fit that description will violently get in your face for some loose change
So true, but the tragic thing is that usually happened with boys that I actually knew. But you forgot "violently force their way onto your couch for the night because you live downtown and they don't feel like taking the bus back over the bridge". #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@IndignationCoordinator: oddly enough, of all things you could have said: Vancouver is the only place I have ever lived where a guy violently forced his way into my bed for the night because I lived downtown and... other reasons. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@IndignationCoordinator: Amendation: No wears hoodies on the 32nd floor of the Sheraton. The other rich folk avert their eyes and shuffle to the other side of the elevator to get away from the stank.
@Hiroine Protagonist: I just don't get the sheer amount of the guy's Jack Handey-isms in the press about the city, when there are a ton of productions going on in Van all the time. It's not like there's anything special about shooting in Van, why do people keep asking him about/why does he keep bringing it up?
That said, it does remind me of the whole Mulder's Raingate in the early 90's. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@IndignationCoordinator: I guess he really has very little to say? Or it's the only slightly controversial stuff they print. I should laugh, but seriously - so many crews film here. Usually they're pretty shitty, true, but it's Hollywood North, yo. No one cares. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
I'd like to issue a big thank you to Kate Hudson. The question of whether or not A-Rod (ugh) has a portrait of himself as a centaur (dude...) in his house (vom) is better left unanswered. #dirtbag
@SomeAuthorGirl: I'm seriously considering painting my boyfriend and I as centaurs, in a field. I sort of think it is awesome, in a completely disgusting/ridiculous way. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@Eleanor Ramilly: Please do it and if you ever get engaged, submit it to the NYT engagement photos section. Or just send it out as your photo Christmas card. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@EdnasEdibles: Genius. For our anniversary this year we said we were going to do watercolor portraits of each other (I thought it'd be funny), but now I think I'm going to scrap that and do this.
@GirlFailer: I AM SO DISAPPOINTED. I got really excited when the whole Playgirl story first broke, and now, I have no words for you Levi. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
@thatsleepyperson: I was okay with Levi being a fame monger, so long as I was going to benefit, but now I'm jumping on the "Let's make fun of Levi" bandwagon. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he plays golf. Maybe it's you?
Stephanie, methinks thou dost protest too much. Kind of like the "I just vant to be aloooone" thing yesterday. If you mean it, buy an island like Johnny Depp did. Seems to have worked for him.
Speaking of Johnny -- Cedric is okay and all -- but he, George, Brad, HughJ, Clive, Denzel, Rafa, and Roger are all still very much alive -- so since when does a sparkly vampire trump The Wolverine? Adamantium, forsooth, PeopleMag.
RIP, Ken. I'm really in denial about this. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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And don't forget RDJ. He's a god among men. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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You are so right, however, about the RDJ. And I can't believe I didn't include The Butler in The Kilt.
You see? My wurld, it imploedz. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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He's also very good. His name is on a couple of trophies at the club. Not that I, like, walked aroung checking them for his name on purpose or anything. Nosiree. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, none of them have turned out to be Robert Pattinson. Darn. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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Broke Shields is kind of funny, and an instant New York Post headline if she ever does lose all her money. Pretty unlikely, though. I hear eyelash cash is pretty sweet. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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"Forgiveness..... is more than saying sorry. (*It's about you.*)"
We can form a support group.
(plus, I had the kick ass opportunity to meet Ms. Faris years ago around the Scary Movie franchise - she was amazing. Just plain amazing. So shine on you crazy diamond.) #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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*I heard this news while driving and crying** in my car.
**Crying because the radio folk kept talking about what wonderfully written books the Twilight series are. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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thanks for showing the photo of mr. butler in a kilt. you've helped my tuesday immensely.
love and other indoor sports involving kilts,
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The prevalence of rain and AA stores in Vancouver lead me to call bullshit on this. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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So true, but the tragic thing is that usually happened with boys that I actually knew. But you forgot "violently force their way onto your couch for the night because you live downtown and they don't feel like taking the bus back over the bridge". #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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I am sick of hearing this twit talk about Vancouver. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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That said, it does remind me of the whole Mulder's Raingate in the early 90's. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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Levi, you are dead to me. #dirtbag
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