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Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
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Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot "I'm a Big Hollywood Director" come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into!
Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties weren't as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too - but hey, whattaya want.)
Anyway, flash forward a few hours
Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all - his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion.
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Basically, Lindsey Lohan spells like a lolcat.
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I am now seeing a whole line of imaginary-number-based products. iCandy, iGlasses, iCarumba.
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I will heart anyone who gets that reference
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Moo!
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"baby bumps" after all.
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Re: Congressman King: SHUT IT. Does your wee-wee feel small because no one's gonna mourn you when you die?
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I don't know why I'm taken aback by this but I am.
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My disclaimer is of course that I don't know how Megan Fox feels about the whole thing and yes I am projecting what I would and how i do feel.
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Humongous ego + being a creepster = no good for anyone.
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and ew, is this really verified or is page six kind of like perez hilton? cause this blows my MIND.
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Also, it kinda sounds like you're blaming her for what he did.
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Now excuse me while I film my husband washing my car. And if that goes well...vacuuming the living room.
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@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Lady Butterpants it is!
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