Guys. GUYS. Who would you say is currently the number-one name in romance? Acceptable answers to that question include: Literally anyone but Robin Thicke. And so why, in the name of St. Valentine, is 1-800-FLOWERS.com currently holding a big promotion with the world's saddest-sack dirtbag?
After a wildly successful social media campaign and extremely warm reception by the media, Robin Thicke's new album Paula has surprised everyone by tanking horrendously. Turns out that no one really wants to hear song after song about Thicke harassing his estranged wife.
This summer's pop music scene — often the dominion of mindless dittys about drinking and vague summer love — is full of folks airing out their dirty laundry, singing about real-life love drama, cheating partners and relationship issues. You know, light-hearted fare.
We're all well aware that Paula, Robin Thicke's win-her-back concept album is at best unpalatable and a bit creepy, at worst a crock of pitiful stalker-y shit. Our friends at Vulture have pointed out some of the more particularly passionate (read: shudder-inducing) lyrics on his various tracks, and here at Jezebel,…
P.O.V. stands for point of view. P.O.V. stands for penis (I have one) or vagina (Hillary Crosley of Jezebel, to pick a not at all random example, has one of those). P.O.V. stands for pork or veal, but this column is not about food or getting mad about animals confined to living short lives in boxes. It's about music.
Robin Thicke has released his second video of the week. This one is for his song "Still Madly Crazy" and also features some cute kids not just lipsynching but singing along to his song at a pretend group wedding. A sample lyric is "I'm crazy, so crazy for you."
Fresh off an appearance at the BET awards Sunday night, Robin Thicke has released the lyric video for his new song "Forever Love." If you missed hearing it last night, "Forever Love" is (like all other songs on his album) a plea by Robin for Paula Patton to take him back. Yeah, it seems like this tactic is really …
Guys, Miley Cyrus has a new pup! Say hi to Emu Coyne Cyrus, a Rough Collie who she took in earlier this week. It's been a rough ride for Cyrus, whose Alaskan Klee Kai Floyd was killed by a coyote in April. Her mom tried buying her a rebound puppy which was an absolutely terrible decision. But Cyrus has picked up…
Hope Solo's hearing for alleged domestic violence kicked off today in my hometown (wooooo!—eeerrrghh...), and the details that have emerged are pretty terrible so far. According to police, Solo's 17-year-old nephew said that his aunt showed up at the house, apparently intoxicated, then called him a fat pussy and…
What rhymes with "desperate?"
When paparazzi cornered Robin Thicke at the airport today, asking questions about his recent split from wife Paula Patton, he offered up a surprisingly candid response: "I'm just trying to get her back, man...Just trying to figure it out, man." :(
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have separated.
Wildly successful and talented producer Pharrell Williams is partially responsible for "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines," two of the most played songs of 2013. While the biggest controversy surrounding "Get Lucky" was whether or not you wanted to stab your ears out after hearing it for the…
Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon…
Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines…
There's nothing subtle about Lily Allen's new video for her song "Hard Out Here," and that's what makes it so great. An effortlessly poppy tune that will please those who fell in love with her way back when "Smile" first came out, "Hard Out Here" has Allen referencing everything from the sexual double standard for…
Robin Thicke, a vengeful spirit who can be summoned by uttering "blundering male chauvinist" thrice into a dark mirror over a derivative R&B beat, has just done an interview with Elle. In it, he revisits all of Robin Thicke's Greatest Hits: he's despicably sleazy! He lacks any semblance of self-awareness! He talks…
"You're a good girl and you know it," Drake sings in "Hold On, We're Going Home," a track that's been on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for 10 weeks. "You're a good girl," croons Robin Thicke in "Blurred Lines." Beyoncé "used to be a good girl," Jay-Z says in this month's Vanity Fair. The problem is, a "good girl" does…
Speaking on a panel called "Women. Meditation. Stress." hosted by the David Lynch Foundation, Lena Dunham recalled her OCD diagnosis at age 9, and how meditation helps her stay calm and focused.
