Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet

Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last… » 8/11/14 9:30am 8/11/14 9:30am

Robin Thicke's Paula Lyrics Are as Pathetic as a Soaking Wet Animal

We're all well aware that Paula, Robin Thicke's win-her-back concept album is at best unpalatable and a bit creepy, at worst a crock of pitiful stalker-y shit. Our friends at Vulture have pointed out some of the more particularly passionate (read: shudder-inducing) lyrics on his various tracks, and here at Jezebel,… » 7/02/14 5:45pm 7/02/14 5:45pm

P.O.V.: Is Robin Thicke's Paula Hysterical Ha-Ha or Hysterical :/?

P.O.V. stands for point of view. P.O.V. stands for penis (I have one) or vagina (Hillary Crosley of Jezebel, to pick a not at all random example, has one of those). P.O.V. stands for pork or veal, but this column is not about food or getting mad about animals confined to living short lives in boxes. It's about music. » 7/02/14 5:13pm 7/02/14 5:13pm

Robin Thicke's Precious-Pathetic Video Probably Won't Win Paula Back

Fresh off an appearance at the BET awards Sunday night, Robin Thicke has released the lyric video for his new song "Forever Love." If you missed hearing it last night, "Forever Love" is (like all other songs on his album) a plea by Robin for Paula Patton to take him back. Yeah, it seems like this tactic is really » 6/30/14 12:30pm 6/30/14 12:30pm

Miley Cyrus’ Dead Dog Gave Her New Dog His Blessing

Guys, Miley Cyrus has a new pup! Say hi to Emu Coyne Cyrus, a Rough Collie who she took in earlier this week. It's been a rough ride for Cyrus, whose Alaskan Klee Kai Floyd was killed by a coyote in April. Her mom tried buying her a rebound puppy which was an absolutely terrible decision. But Cyrus has picked up… » 6/29/14 11:32am 6/29/14 11:32am

Hope Solo's Domestic Abuse Hearing: Nephew Says He Pulled a Gun on Her

Hope Solo's hearing for alleged domestic violence kicked off today in my hometown (wooooo!—eeerrrghh...), and the details that have emerged are pretty terrible so far. According to police, Solo's 17-year-old nephew said that his aunt showed up at the house, apparently intoxicated, then called him a fat pussy and… » 6/23/14 8:00pm 6/23/14 8:00pm