Pharrell Has a Lot of Thoughts on 'Blurred Lines' and They're All Dumb

Wildly successful and talented producer Pharrell Williams is partially responsible for "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines," two of the most played songs of 2013. While the biggest controversy surrounding "Get Lucky" was whether or not you wanted to stab your ears out after hearing it for the 1,200… » 2/18/14 3:20pm 2/18/14 3:20pm

Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman Who is Not His Wife

Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines » 1/21/14 9:09am 1/21/14 9:09am

Lily Allen's 'Hard Out Here' Is Scathing Pop Culture Commentary

There's nothing subtle about Lily Allen's new video for her song "Hard Out Here," and that's what makes it so great. An effortlessly poppy tune that will please those who fell in love with her way back when "Smile" first came out, "Hard Out Here" has Allen referencing everything from the sexual double standard for women to… » 11/12/13 2:40pm 11/12/13 2:40pm

Robin Thicke Has Truly Out-Sleazed Himself This Time

Robin Thicke, a vengeful spirit who can be summoned by uttering "blundering male chauvinist" thrice into a dark mirror over a derivative R&B beat, has just done an interview with Elle. In it, he revisits all of Robin Thicke's Greatest Hits: he's despicably sleazy! He lacks any semblance of self-awareness! He talks about… » 10/24/13 6:45pm 10/24/13 6:45pm

Newsflash, Guys: There's No Such Thing as a 'Good Girl'

"You're a good girl and you know it," Drake sings in "Hold On, We're Going Home," a track that's been on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for 10 weeks. "You're a good girl," croons Robin Thicke in "Blurred Lines." Beyoncé "used to be a good girl," Jay-Z says in this month's Vanity Fair. The problem is, a "good girl" does not exist. » 10/17/13 3:40pm 10/17/13 3:40pm

Tired of Misogynist Bullshit, Edinburgh Students Ban ‘Blurred Lines’

If Robin the director of the “Blurred Lines” video that the internet has gender-swapped to the power of infinity (just twice, really), could talk to the Edinburgh University Students’ Association, he’d probably say that “Blurred Lines” was, like, a feminist movement in itself, or whatever. LOL, IT’S CALLED SUBVERSION,… » 9/14/13 12:00pm 9/14/13 12:00pm

These Miley Cyrus FCC Complaints Are Amazing

Miley Cyrus's performance at the VMA's the other week (like, years ago in Internet Time, but whatever) was ridiculous, over-the-top, and embarrassing. But even sillier than Hannah Montana pretending to rim a backup dancer while styled like a disturbed child's mutilated Barbie was Middle America's response to Miley's… » 9/13/13 1:50pm 9/13/13 1:50pm

Robin Thicke Proves He's Not Sexist with The Robin Thicke Talk Show

Robin Thicke is NOT sexist, you guys. He LOVES and RESPECTS women AND he DOES know what rhymes with "hug me," so lay off. What? Do you want him to start a talk show to prove it? Fine! He will! Robin Thick the Anti-Sexist will put together a talk show and have on guests like Anti-Racist Paula Deen and Anti-Skuzzball… » 9/05/13 7:00pm 9/05/13 7:00pm

Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a vintage… » 9/05/13 9:00am 9/05/13 9:00am

‘Blurred Lines’ Gender-Swapped Parody Briefly Removed by YouTube

Much like its Mod Carousel gender-swapped predecessor, a “Blurred Lines” parody called “Defined Lines” (because of gender roles, yo) made by several Auckland law students was briefly been deemed too ladybonerific for YouTube’s Council of Female Libido Deniers (it’s a very secret council). » 9/02/13 12:00pm 9/02/13 12:00pm