Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet

Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last… » 8/11/14 9:30am 8/11/14 9:30am

1-800-FLOWERS Teams Up with Robin Thicke for Worst Promotion Ever

Guys. GUYS. Who would you say is currently the number-one name in romance? Acceptable answers to that question include: Literally anyone but Robin Thicke. And so why, in the name of St. Valentine, is 1-800-FLOWERS.com currently holding a big promotion with the world's saddest-sack dirtbag? » 7/10/14 5:45pm 7/10/14 5:45pm

Robin Thicke's Paula Lyrics Are as Pathetic as a Soaking Wet Animal

We're all well aware that Paula, Robin Thicke's win-her-back concept album is at best unpalatable and a bit creepy, at worst a crock of pitiful stalker-y shit. Our friends at Vulture have pointed out some of the more particularly passionate (read: shudder-inducing) lyrics on his various tracks, and here at Jezebel,… » 7/02/14 5:45pm 7/02/14 5:45pm

P.O.V.: Is Robin Thicke's Paula Hysterical Ha-Ha or Hysterical :/?

P.O.V. stands for point of view. P.O.V. stands for penis (I have one) or vagina (Hillary Crosley of Jezebel, to pick a not at all random example, has one of those). P.O.V. stands for pork or veal, but this column is not about food or getting mad about animals confined to living short lives in boxes. It's about music. » 7/02/14 5:13pm 7/02/14 5:13pm

Robin Thicke's Precious-Pathetic Video Probably Won't Win Paula Back

Fresh off an appearance at the BET awards Sunday night, Robin Thicke has released the lyric video for his new song "Forever Love." If you missed hearing it last night, "Forever Love" is (like all other songs on his album) a plea by Robin for Paula Patton to take him back. Yeah, it seems like this tactic is really » 6/30/14 12:30pm 6/30/14 12:30pm

Miley Cyrus’ Dead Dog Gave Her New Dog His Blessing

Guys, Miley Cyrus has a new pup! Say hi to Emu Coyne Cyrus, a Rough Collie who she took in earlier this week. It's been a rough ride for Cyrus, whose Alaskan Klee Kai Floyd was killed by a coyote in April. Her mom tried buying her a rebound puppy which was an absolutely terrible decision. But Cyrus has picked up… » 6/29/14 11:32am 6/29/14 11:32am

Hope Solo's Domestic Abuse Hearing: Nephew Says He Pulled a Gun on Her

Hope Solo's hearing for alleged domestic violence kicked off today in my hometown (wooooo!—eeerrrghh...), and the details that have emerged are pretty terrible so far. According to police, Solo's 17-year-old nephew said that his aunt showed up at the house, apparently intoxicated, then called him a fat pussy and… » 6/23/14 8:00pm 6/23/14 8:00pm

Pharrell Has a Lot of Thoughts on 'Blurred Lines' and They're All Dumb

Wildly successful and talented producer Pharrell Williams is partially responsible for "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines," two of the most played songs of 2013. While the biggest controversy surrounding "Get Lucky" was whether or not you wanted to stab your ears out after hearing it for the… » 2/18/14 3:20pm 2/18/14 3:20pm

Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman Who is Not His Wife

Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines » 1/21/14 9:09am 1/21/14 9:09am

Lily Allen's 'Hard Out Here' Is Scathing Pop Culture Commentary

There's nothing subtle about Lily Allen's new video for her song "Hard Out Here," and that's what makes it so great. An effortlessly poppy tune that will please those who fell in love with her way back when "Smile" first came out, "Hard Out Here" has Allen referencing everything from the sexual double standard for… » 11/12/13 2:40pm 11/12/13 2:40pm

Robin Thicke Has Truly Out-Sleazed Himself This Time

Robin Thicke, a vengeful spirit who can be summoned by uttering "blundering male chauvinist" thrice into a dark mirror over a derivative R&B beat, has just done an interview with Elle. In it, he revisits all of Robin Thicke's Greatest Hits: he's despicably sleazy! He lacks any semblance of self-awareness! He talks… » 10/24/13 6:45pm 10/24/13 6:45pm