I keep on staring at Patricia Heaton's décolletage, and then at her legs, and I can't decide whether she should have had both made up and sheened to swelling perfection, or neither. I'm reminded of what my therapist says when I forget to wear trousers: only cowards do things by halves. #cmas
I feel like that last thing LeAnn Rimes needs to be doing right now is modeling bridal fashions. Shouldn't she be going the Abbie Cornish route and appearing nunlike to post-scandal red carpets??
Martina McBride looks like she's wearing a few Target tree skirts bound together with the bodice from a Forever 21 prom dress. Course she's lovely enough to just wear the Christmas tree and look great, but still.
And why do I feel like Taylor Swift is not-so-subtly campaigning for a Disney princess musical? NOTHING PLEASES ME TODAY. #cmas
@bluebears: She was promoting that awful looking show she's on now about "real people" in "working class" middle america. I think she felt saying that in front of the country crowd would get a big cheer. Instead, everyone just looked bored that some annoying woman was plugging her show. #cmas
If not for the label, I wouldn't know that was Kellie Pickler. Beautiful dress, beautiful look, but the photo looks absolutely nothing like her. It's kind of unsettling! #cmas
I think Kidman's dress is lovely.
Rimes needs a new makeup artist.
McBride, I love you, but no.
Faith, you get an A-. The minus is for the nails and hair, but you look gorge.
Reba is a stud.
Nettles, Carolina Herrera? Love the elegant dress paired with the casual hair.
Wow, Swift really DOES like sparkly dresses.
Underwood confuses me, because her style is elevated but she sticks with the country music hair. It doesn't work.
O'Dell looks nice.
I would normally not like Scott's dress, but it's really working for her.
@Penny: I agree with most everything, but especially your take on Carrie Underwood. This dress could have been great, but the hair and makeup paired with the dress's spaghetti straps give it a Senior Prom 2001 feel. #cmas
@jigglyball: Carrie Underwood seems like the type of person that is all done up 24/7. Even when she's in street clothes, it all seems very calculated. I bet she wouldn't poop with the door open. #cmas
I am in love with Taylor Swift's eyebrows. If I had her eyebrows I would go around all day looking down at people while arching them. Maybe I'd feign surprise every once in a while, too. They deserve an award. #cmas
I wonder what all the "SAVE THE BOOBS, BOOBS, TITS, TATAS, JUGS! I support cancer research for luscious boobs!" assholes would say about THIS?
How about you, Kevin Smith? After this awesome tweet: "Gents: like spraying it all over her rack? U won't be able to if we let the cancer win, so PONY-UP, TITTY-FUCKERS!" ([twitter.com]) I am dying for your clever opinion!
Not so BOOBY-TITS-SAVE THE TATAS when she's 10, eh?
@f_t_e: So, you're upset because people are saying to donate to breast cancer research or just that they're using words you don't like? Eitherway, you need to calm donw.
@socktree: I think f_t_e is upset because it seems that men are incapable of showing support for women unless they can wrap it in extremely sexualized imagery and posture themselves as dudes who only care about what a woman's body can do for them.
I'm a man, and I think it's kind of sick. Imagine saying to your mom, "Sorry you have breast cancer. That sucks that dad won't be able to titty-fuck you."
@socktree: Yes, that's it exactly, I'm upset because people are saying to donate breast cancer research. You figured it out alright! It's the nasty, mean words that hurt my fweelings.
OR PERHAPS it's the disgusting and condescending way that women are reduced to parts, the parts men want to fuck btw, in this discussion. Perhaps it's the non-stop focus on the boobs, not the cancer. Perhaps it's the well documented sexist ad campaigns that say just what Kevin Smith is saying: like, save women so you can, you know, fuck 'em. Perhaps it's the fight against testicular cancer has for its public face Lance Armstrong and LIVESTRONG (strong!) and the fight against breast cancer has BOOBIETHON, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES, BOY!
When we see, in stark terms, a little girl suffering (as we see here) it makes the conversation more nuanced and doesn't let these suddenly I'M SO COMMITTED TO WOMEN'S HEALTH BECAUSE I LIKE TITS assholes just smirk and say, "Hey man, tatas!"
@ablative: I can. Triple negative means her cancer is negative for estrogen receptor, progesterone receptor, and human epidermal growth factor receptor involvement. Most successful treatments for breast cancer target one or more of these receptors. What it means is that her cancer is very difficult to treat, and rare.
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Martina McBride looks like she's wearing a few Target tree skirts bound together with the bodice from a Forever 21 prom dress. Course she's lovely enough to just wear the Christmas tree and look great, but still.
And why do I feel like Taylor Swift is not-so-subtly campaigning for a Disney princess musical? NOTHING PLEASES ME TODAY. #cmas
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Rimes needs a new makeup artist.
McBride, I love you, but no.
Faith, you get an A-. The minus is for the nails and hair, but you look gorge.
Reba is a stud.
Nettles, Carolina Herrera? Love the elegant dress paired with the casual hair.
Wow, Swift really DOES like sparkly dresses.
Underwood confuses me, because her style is elevated but she sticks with the country music hair. It doesn't work.
O'Dell looks nice.
I would normally not like Scott's dress, but it's really working for her.
Everything else is fug. #cmas
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I wish Dolly had shown up and kicked it old school. Some fringe on the shoulders, or something. Alas, it was not to be. #cmas
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How about you, Kevin Smith? After this awesome tweet: "Gents: like spraying it all over her rack? U won't be able to if we let the cancer win, so PONY-UP, TITTY-FUCKERS!" ([twitter.com]) I am dying for your clever opinion!
Not so BOOBY-TITS-SAVE THE TATAS when she's 10, eh?
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I'm a man, and I think it's kind of sick. Imagine saying to your mom, "Sorry you have breast cancer. That sucks that dad won't be able to titty-fuck you."
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OR PERHAPS it's the disgusting and condescending way that women are reduced to parts, the parts men want to fuck btw, in this discussion. Perhaps it's the non-stop focus on the boobs, not the cancer. Perhaps it's the well documented sexist ad campaigns that say just what Kevin Smith is saying: like, save women so you can, you know, fuck 'em. Perhaps it's the fight against testicular cancer has for its public face Lance Armstrong and LIVESTRONG (strong!) and the fight against breast cancer has BOOBIETHON, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES, BOY!
When we see, in stark terms, a little girl suffering (as we see here) it makes the conversation more nuanced and doesn't let these suddenly I'M SO COMMITTED TO WOMEN'S HEALTH BECAUSE I LIKE TITS assholes just smirk and say, "Hey man, tatas!"
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She looks cute with the short hair, though.
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And thanks for the information.
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