@JinxyMcDeath: Oh, and what people should really be asking Natalie Portmant is why she signed that Polanski petition. Maybe she was drunk and/or high that day? #angelinajolie
@kansasgirl: Wow. I guess you missed the point...which is me yearning for the day where it's legal to smoke weed...and thus, socially acceptable to do so. From that harsh response, I think you might profit from some weed yourself. #angelinajolie
@JinxyMcDeath: Sorry, I did miss your point. I don't think that legal = socially acceptable. FWIW, I think pot should be legal (but I don't think that will automatically make it socially acceptable). #angelinajolie
@A Small Turnip: Lautner-Bella and Edward making eyes at each other? Choking on their tongues as they gaze at each other with awkward teen desire? Hellz yeah! #angelinajolie
The more Stephanie Meyer quotes I read, the more she scares me.
Would it be presumptuous to assume Mr. Pattison ought also to be afraid, lest he wake up one morning (or afternoon) covered with sparkles and unable to get away?
"Leona Lewis has turned down a $1 million offer to pose for Playboy. "
Is this some sort of rite of passage or something? Every time I read Playboy has made that offer, the celeb in question has turned it down.
Even in a recession.
@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It's a common media pr move for upcoming starlets. You say Playboy offered you an outlandish sum of money to pose but you denied it. It usually generates a minor news story, getting your name out there for a day or two. It also sets up that you must be OMG SO HOT and that you are far too classy and successful to need to pose for Playboy.
In this case, I have no idea who Leona Lewis is and yet I looked her up. So I guess she wins. #angelinajolie
Cindy Crawford's "solution" is no solution at all. The runway and haute couture drive the rest of fashion. It's not as simple as "don't buy Chanel" because most of us don't. Chanel doesn't really make its money on the fashion -- it makes its money on make up and perfume and scarves, etc. But the images that Karl Lagerfeld and his cronies create are beamed all over the world and become part of the culture. Not buying Chanel or whatever isn't really going to change that. What will change the unhealthy standards by which girls and women feel judged is for tastemakers to raise their own awareness and design for women, not hangers. #angelinajolie
@pmarble: It's a pretty classic case of blaming the victims for not fighting more effectively. Sure we could probably make a deeper dent in their pockets if we all spent all of our collective energy on the task, but there's absolutely no indication that they would even care, let alone alter their practices. And either way, the problem still originates with the industry, not us.
Of course, if Cindy Crawford acknowledged that, she'd have to examine her own complicity in it. #angelinajolie
@pmarble: Also protesting with your wallet is really only effective when there's a real alternative where you can re-direct your dollars. #angelinajolie
@heykoukla: I was thinking exactly that. If women stop buying fashion magazines (which, to be honest, it seems like many have), the first thought by magazine editors won't be "It's because we are promoting unrealistic standards of beauty!" Instead, magazines will likely become more conventional and completely stop taking any risks at all. You can't vote with your wallet because there's nothing to vote for! (Sorry Glamour, your one "plus" sized model isn't going to cut it). #angelinajolie
@BowlingForDollars: Am I horrible for having chuckled out loud, with an undertone that could arguably have been described as malicious, after I read this? #angelinajolie
That is actually very polite of Vivid to ask her first. In my mind she has a tantrum at them and they accidentally release it with all the royalties going to a Vivid subset which isn't technically affiliated with Vivid and disappears when Prejean tries to sue it. Don't tantrum with porn companies.
@Snowbunny: I would say rather than being polite, it was just their standard way of drumming up more press. They have done that before. "Polite" and porn rarely go together!
@Snowbunny: I thought she was supposed to be 17 when all of this went down. That makes it pretty creepy to me. She's an idiot, but we do have laws. Even if she was 18, I think it's horrible and exploitative to release these images that were made for her boyfriend. She's hypocritical, but that doesn't mean that the world needs to see them. I just hope no one buys her book. #angelinajolie
@acookieaday: She wasn't 17, she was in her 20's. She tried to get her boyfriend to lie about her being 17 so they wouldn't get released. #angelinajolie
Big fail, Oprah audience. Haha, this mentally unstable man who beat his ex-wife, raped a woman, and bit a guy's ear off says he wants to punch his ex-wife! What a card!!! #angelinajolie
@Maritsa: I hope it was just a nervous chortle. It's not at all funny for a man that used to beat his ex to make a joke about wanting to beat his ex. #angelinajolie
I remember Jennifer Aniston saying, in interviews, when she and Brad were still together that Brad was ready to start a family, wanted six kids, etc and she was all 'maybe one or two, once I have a movie career started'.
So, unless Angie's mojo is so powerful she enticed Jen to say that stuff about herself, I'm not so much buying it, Fake Biography Book Writer. #angelinajolie
@KLondike5: But I also remember an interview with Jennifer Aniston where she said she was happy that Friends was ending, because (I googled the quote) "In my mind I'm done. I want to start my family."
I think the quote's pretty sad in retrospect, considering she and Brad separated months after Friends ended. #angelinajolie
@Helio: I know, it really is ridiculous to try and piece their lives together from quotes they made years ago. At least, unlike Mr Halperin, I won't be writing a book based on my misinformed thoughts and impressions of the Brad-Angelina-Jennifer "triangle" - I save it all for Jezebel ;) #angelinajolie
@KLondike5: Yeah, I remember reading those same Aniston interviews. In fact, they came out about the same time as when Angelina was carrying on about loving Billy Bob Thornton so much the two of them had a special padded room. Powerful mojo indeed. #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: I have to hope (foolishly) that it's pronounced the way it's spelled. I think that if parents spell their kids names strangely, the name should be pronounced as it's spelled. But people don't do that. They really seem to believe that if you spell something funny, it's still the same name. And that's not necessarily the rule.
For example, Addisynne is not Addison, Serah is not Sarah (although it's darn close), Sha is not Shay, and Courtenay is not Courtney. #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: @elijabet: It might feel good to be a bit more generous about other people's naming traditions, eh? They're not always to your taste (or mine) but snidely proscribing them is fairly unpleasant behaviour, you know? #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: That's exactly how it sounds. I knew a type-A mother who named her daughter that (the better to stand out on college applications!) who jaw would tense up anytime you dared call her precious snowflake "Courtney". #angelinajolie
@GrabAnApple: I don't understand comments like this, insulting parents for the name they gave their children. If Courtenay is a different name than Courtney, why shouldn't she be annoyed every time someone mispronounced it? #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: Then I'll guess that never in your waspy life have you read The Nonesuch by Georgette Heyer. If you had, you would have realized that it included a character named Courtenay Underhill. Copyright 1962! #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: I'm pretty sure, Courtenay Semel, the daughter of a billionaire doesn't give a crap what anyone thinks about the spelling of her name. Judgey much? By the way, all names are made up, so spelling shouldn't matter, even if it's not to your "waspy taste." #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: I've seen a few names, but along with the names it's also a town in BC that I grew up close to so it's a pretty normal occurance for this canuck! #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: Courtenay is actually an extremely WASPy precursor to Courtney. It's not used much in "those circles" anymore, after "Courtney" became so popular and they didn't want to be associated with such a "low-brow" name . . . but at one point it was considered fairly posh. #angelinajolie
@NellMood: I guess it's one of those "you have to know" situations. Mispronouncing "Courtenay" and "Courtney" isn't all that hard to do, and all this woman had to do was say "Actually, it's Courtenay. We get that all the time" and move on. However, she'd usually unleash a tirade that was usually uneccesary. I'm not insulting her choice of names, but a sense of humor/understanding when mispronunciations happen wouldn't have hurt. I'm Kathleen and I've gotten "Katherine" and "Karen" so much I've learned to answer to those. #angelinajolie
@GrabAnApple: Sure, I understand that, and if she's launching into constant tirades that's extreme. I think the tone of your first comment just seemed mean-spirited- it seemed like you were insulting her for choosing an unusual name (precious snowflake?). Maybe I was misreading you. #angelinajolie
@fulanita: Yes! I was coming in here to say that. I'm actually glad he wasn't "right" for the part because I'd hate to see him coated in body glitter. #angelinajolie
@Maritsa: Admittedly, he has done some cheesy stuff, but it's okay because it's for the craft. I don't want twihard hand anywhere near Cavill. #angelinajolie
I read the headline quickly and I thought that it said "Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen And Oprah", and I was like "OMG, this is only going to end in tears of blood and some lightning bolts being thrown." #angelinajolie
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Would it be presumptuous to assume Mr. Pattison ought also to be afraid, lest he wake up one morning (or afternoon) covered with sparkles and unable to get away?
"Leona Lewis has turned down a $1 million offer to pose for Playboy. "
Is this some sort of rite of passage or something? Every time I read Playboy has made that offer, the celeb in question has turned it down.
Even in a recession.
Proud member, Team Pie. #angelinajolie
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In this case, I have no idea who Leona Lewis is and yet I looked her up. So I guess she wins. #angelinajolie
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Of course, if Cindy Crawford acknowledged that, she'd have to examine her own complicity in it. #angelinajolie
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Enjoy that frosty mug of schadenfreude, you hypocritical bitch. #angelinajolie
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It appears she has lost. #angelinajolie
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And yes, she has lost. #angelinajolie
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So, unless Angie's mojo is so powerful she enticed Jen to say that stuff about herself, I'm not so much buying it, Fake Biography Book Writer. #angelinajolie
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I think the quote's pretty sad in retrospect, considering she and Brad separated months after Friends ended. #angelinajolie
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For example, Addisynne is not Addison, Serah is not Sarah (although it's darn close), Sha is not Shay, and Courtenay is not Courtney. #angelinajolie
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I guess he's really too old...but it would have been awesome. Just saying. #angelinajolie
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@Triana Orpheus: Although I think he could have pulled off the prom scene #angelinajolie
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