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    Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
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    Image of sybann sybann
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Russell Brand, stop making me like you right now!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    tyra's show is sooooooooooooo ricki lake with better hair and makeup.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Other nominations for WTF moments in recent movies:


    Quantum of Solace: Bond villian's master plan is buying water


    Tropic Thunder: Director stands on landmine.


    He's Just Not That Into You: He was!

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/04/09

    @brinkswomanship: He's Just Not That Into You: He was!


    Oh daaaang! SPOILERS! Woe and betide! That movie is now forever ruined for me! Oh dear!

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/04/09

    @brinkswomanship: Slumdog Millionaire's end credits. I'm not sure if this was a good or bad WTF.
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    I feel so sad for David Hasselhoff's daughter. What a terrible thing to have to deal with on what appears to be a consistent basis.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/04/09

    @thatonegirlsays: I believe that both her mother and father have drinking problems. That's a heavy burden for a child to bare.
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    Image of Sleuthy Sleuthstein Sleuthy Sleuthstein
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    So how do we think "Negus" is pronounced? Nee-guss? Nay-guss? Nay-goose? Nee-juss?
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/04/09

    @Sleuthy Sleuthstein: Knee-goo?
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Rihanna's new man, Negus Sealy, is beautiful. They look gorgeous together. I don't know if I believe they're a 'couple', but yeah she must be having fun.
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    The Vatican exerting influence where they shouldn't? You don't say.
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    I am SO EXCITED for the Star Trek movie, you guys. I've been gearing up by watching old episodes of Star Trek (the original, obviously) and swooning over Kirk, then splicing my Netflix Instant with new episodes of Heroes so I can swoon over new-Spock. My crush on Zachary Quinto is out of control.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    I wonder how Coldplay will respond to Yusuf. Go ahead, guys. Call Cat Stevens unoriginal and derivative. I dare you.
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    Image of misshistory misshistory
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Hey Jay-Z, people have been doing odd concert pairings at Universities for years. When I was in college someone thought it was a good idea to do a concert of Nas, Fabolous, and the Dropkick Murphey's.


    That's right, rappers and punk rockers partying together. Amazingly, there was no violence that night

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    05/04/09

    @misshistory: I can let him borrow my Judgment Night soundtrack, c.1993.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    As long as its muscle, sweaty Hugh and not tap dancing, singing Hugh doing the ghost busting then there'll be no complaints here.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/04/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: @gertymac: I'll take Huge Ackman regardless of the activity he's engaged in. He can place his jazz hands all over my body whilst protecting me from ghosts.
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Dear Nia Vardalos,


    I love you, girl. But please, pleasepleaseplease make a movie that doesn't revolve around being awkwardly Greek and then gorgeously, confidently Greek. My Big Fat Greek Wedding was awesome, but remember how it failed as a TV series? We get it. Even us Greek girls get it.


    Love,

    Me.

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    elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was starred elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was unstarred
    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Ok...... for the last G\D time..... Tracy Anderson will train you wrong.


    Hell if i decide to get my personal trainer certification me and the Lady will open up our own firm. We'll train you right.

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    Image of VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire
    05/04/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is going to see the ...: It's so frustrating to hear about all this hype surrounding her. She is a menace to society. Do a hundred million reps, never use more than 3 pound weights, blah, blah, blah...a menace I tell you!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/04/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is going to see the ...: Doesn't she discourage muscle growth on lady-humans because OH NOES, WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE TO HAVE MUSCLE BULK and you can only use teeny-tiny little weights?
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/04/09

    @VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: The reps part (although not a hundred million) is correct. But get some heavy weight under yourself.


    The Lady (who is adorable as puppies and kittens), when she lifts, becomes a sweaty snarling vixen. it's unbelievable. I recommend weight training to everyone I know who wants to lose weight.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/04/09

    @tscheese: Yes because anyone can be a size 0! Ug, to get down to a size 0, I'd have to remove a few bones.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/04/09

    @tscheese: and i make you this promise right here TsCheese: We're never going to discourage anyone to build muscle because it looks unladylike. Pshaw..... ripped looks ladylike.
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    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    "There's NO such thing as Black music or White music only Good or Bad music."


    Odd time to come to that conclusion Jay-Z. Kinda wondering what the audience looked like. Or the reason they were thrown together in the first place.

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    Image of DailyPep DailyPep
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Oh yes I will watch a Jenny McCarthy talk show. Somehow I've read all her books without buying any of them... please don't tell Oprah's book club.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    05/04/09

    @DailyPep: I've read all but the last one. They're mindless but kind of like getting really TMI e-mails from a chatty friend. I'd watch her show as long as she lays off the autism topic.
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