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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    07:54 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    A Samuel L. Jackson iPhone app is in the works.

    Greatest. App. Ever.
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    07:51 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    lindsey, i'm sure if anyone even recognizes you in india, you will be the least of their concerns. food and NOT BEING A HUMAN SLAVE will probably take precedence.
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    07:45 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    Wow, Martha and Alexis Stewart. Good grief! Awkward is an understatement.
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    07:45 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    I hate the term "love child", seems like if you have to call it anything other than a child it should be something like "fuck child" or "drunken mistake child".
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    07:46 PM

    @logruszed: This is my child, "Oops." His father is a musician, so.. you know.
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    07:45 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    I think Pamela Hasselhoff's statement is really unfair to David's fans. What the fuck are they supposed to do to save him? Don't put that on anyone...
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    07:44 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    Shane Starlet is lying. That is the fakest sounding dialogue I have ever seen.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:46 PM

    @Tippi Hedren: It does seem very soap-operatic...
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    Image of Kate- Kate Kate- Kate
    07:43 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    I love that Alexis and Martha Stewart fight openly. Martha puts on such a front to look perfect I think and her daughter helps bring out a more natural side of her. It makes Martha much more likable to me. No family is perfect and I think people need to see that more often.
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    07:50 PM

    @Kate- Kate: Have you ever watched "Whatever, Martha?" High-larious, and, yes, awkward.
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    07:57 PM

    @LAmonkeygirl: Yes and I love it.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    07:39 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    For a second I thought the Amy & Blake thing said Anita Blake and I was puzzled. Also, way to handle the adoption thing with grace, Seal. I always thought Flavio Briatore was a total dick.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:38 PM

    In reply to Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
    I don't see how Idina Menzel could not join Glee. This is something every musical theater fan has been predicting the whole time the show's been on.
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    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    07:46 PM

    @NellMood: Except she should be playing Rachel's biological mother. Or maybe that will be the twist!
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    NellMood promoted this comment lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:48 PM

    @lonewolfer: lusty trollop: I'll actually be disappointed if that isn't the twist. I mean, how can they not go that route??
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    Image of sebluver sebluver
    11/28/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
    So no one in Hollywood knows what a tomboy actually is, right? I'm not saying there's a set definition, but when Paris Hilton is convinced she's a tomboy then the word has lost all meaning.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment sebluver was starred sebluver was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/28/09

    @sebluver: So, given that her comment is about how she is 'at home,' there appears to be nothing in your cup, but haterade.
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    11/28/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
    Cate Blanchett and I have something in common! Actually, that's why I only vacuum every once in a while -- so there's more of the satisfying noise of things being sucked up.

    Also, I want to know which song(s) specifically Carrie Fisher is talking about.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/28/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Per Wikipedia, "Hearts and Bones," "Graceland," "She Moves On," and "Allergies" all reference Fisher.
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    11/28/09

    @vulcanized: "Graceland"?
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    11/28/09

    @happymisanthrope: Yeah, you have to take Wikipedia as Wikipedia. But the "Graceland" entry says "The lyrics deal with the singer's thoughts during a road trip to Graceland after the failure of his marriage to actress and author Carrie Fisher." I'm guessing it's the lyric, "She comes back to tell me she's gone / As if I didn't know that / As if I didn't know my own bed / As if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead", etc.
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    Image of Athenia Athenia
    11/28/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
    I don't understand Tiger! If you love the ladies, why did you get married?
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    11/28/09

    @Athenia: Seriously. And what hope is there in the world for us meer mortals when even supermodels have to worry about being cheated on?

    That was sarcasm, but seriously. Don't commit to a marriage if you wanna stick your bits in the bits of one who is not married to you.
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    Image of sangmo sangmo
    11/28/09

    @onestrawplz: If men took your advice, I think 80% of marriages wouldn't occur.

    Men have always wanted to stick their bits in *and* have someone back home taking care of their them and their kids.
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    clevernamehere promoted this comment sangmo was starred sangmo was unstarred
    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/29/09

    @sangmo: Eh, the stats on cheating really aren't anywhere near that bad. The more scientific studies generally have pretty low numbers (20ish%). Men aren't animals.
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    11/29/09

    @clevernamehere: Agreed. And in my life, I've known many more women who cheated than men.
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    11/29/09

    @sangmo: Like clevernamehere said, not all guys cheat. They're not barbarians. I don't care if you want to sleep around, that's fine, but I don't like when people cheat on their unsuspecting spouses (men or women). It's just not fair, and it puts the faithful spouse at risk for things like STDs. I just don't see the point in getting married (assuming your spouse expects you to remain monogamous) if you want to sleep around, since you can always opt to not get married.
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    Image of Lachaise Lachaise
    11/28/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
    As an army brat who spent the first fifteen years of her life on military bases, I am somewhat suspicious of Megan Fox's statement. She's clearly never met a pack of squaddies, at least.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/28/09

    @Lachaise: I've found that on an individual level, military personnel are (for the most part) in line with her statement. In groups though, with some alcohol, military men can be just as big of assholes as civilians. If you were an ass before putting on a uniform, the uniform probably didn't change much.
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    11/28/09

    @Lachaise: And can we please replace this whole chivalrous men concept with teaching everyone to be nice to everyone without it being based on gender.
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    maude_flanders promoted this comment buildingsandbridges was starred buildingsandbridges was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/28/09

    @buildingsandbridges: I'd sign that petition in a heartbeat.
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    Image of wishingflower wishingflower
    11/28/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: My husband was a military fire fighter, and since there were few if any women in the station, things could get quite awful at times. You're right, though, individuall they were extraordinarily polite. I do get a kick out of a man in uniform.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/28/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
    There ain't no way Elin Woods dragged Tiger across three rows of seats and out the back window.

    It was shattered before he ever took off, because she took an iron to it and probably also tried smashing some other windows.

    If this story is true, he got off easily.
    [bit.ly]
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    11/28/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Why would you drag someone from the drivers seat out the back window?
    There is a window right next to the steering wheel...
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    11/28/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
    I'm not quite sure what I am trying to say here, but I am interested in the fact that the athlete involved in this story is a golfer.
    Most athletes are thought of as extremely masculine and strong and these qualities allow them to excel at hard-hitting, competitive sports. Golf is not only unlike these other sports but in many ways it rests on tradition, formality and seriousness.
    So, when athletes are involved in what may be domestic issues, we are [unfortunately] unsurprised. A golfer though, much more difficult for the media/us to wrap their heads around.
    If Tiger Woods played football or basketball would most people not automatically assume this was a domestic fight; rather than some freak accident?
    I know this is a weird angle but I'm a sports nerd and this is really the first golf-related interesting story that I can remember, and I wonder if they do not get the benefit of the media's doubt?
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    11/28/09

    @foregoneconclusion, battles the pink robots: To an extent I see what you're saying, but it seems like about 99% ARE assuming this is a domestic angle, despite what the cover up story was... so where does that leave us?
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