Here's something you never knew you wanted: Robert Redford giving smoldering eyes while a Kanye West track plays.

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT.

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…

• Prince William popped the question! He asked Kate Middleton to marry him! The press can no longer call her Waity Katie!

• Victoria Beckham is "fattening herself up" so that she can get pregnant.

• Get ready for another summer of fist-pumping and GTL: the entire cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has signed on for a second season, though this time the crew will be headed to "a new destination." [MTV]

• Shocker: Angelina Jolie's dialect coach, Howard Samuelsohn, says that story in In Touch about an affair is "total bullshit." Samuelsohn tells Radar:

Betty White, 88: "My answer to the question 'What haven't you done in your career' is always Robert Redford. I've never met him and I would be embarrassed if I did." More quips at the link! [USA Today]

• Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?

• According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:

• Eminem says Elton John helped him fight his drug addiction. "He had a substance-abuse problem in the past. So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him," explains Em.

• After nine days in a burn center, Travis Barker has been released from the hospital and is heading back to L.A. By bus. A friend says: "He will never fly again – ever." [People]
• Shanna Moakler is sticking by her ex-husband, because they still love each other. Also: "He's not in good shape," a source says. "It's very…