George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother

• George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]

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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home

• Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"

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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie

• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.

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Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India

• Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.

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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs

• Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]

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Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite

• Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."

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Bella & The Sparkle Vamp: Sorta Shady

[LAX, November 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham

• Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.

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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

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Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage

While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds. More »

Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies

• A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]

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Critics Say New Moon, Twihards Suck

The reviews for New Moon are terrible, with critics trashing the script, director, actors, CGI, and even Twihards themselves, saying the film panders to fans who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them. More »

Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More »

Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil

• How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]

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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

• Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."

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Pirates Trump Vampires!

Contrary to earlier reports, Robert Pattinson is not People's "Sexiest Man Alive." Johnny Depp is, and, like Brad Pitt and George Clooney he's now been SMA twice. Go ahead and call Rob "Sexiest Undead Man" if you want. [People]

Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

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Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere

You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More »

Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive

• Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.

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