Yesterday in London, the Brit Awards were presented at the O2 Arena. Critics found the show bland and boring, but there were a few exciting ensembles on the red carpet.

Writing this makes me feel like it's one of the Groundhog Day scenes where Bill Murray wakes up, yet again, to the clock radio playing "I Got You Babe," but Lindsay Lohan got arrested early this morning for smacking a dude with her car on the way into the parking lot of a club in New York's Meatpacking District.…

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim…

• Us implies that because Nonni's pushing 40, time's running out.

• So. Everything Joaquin Phoenix has been doing for the last two years has been "performance art."

• Uh-oh. Lady Gaga's boyfriend is still seeing his other girlfriend.

• A source claims that Lady Gaga is preparing to launch her film career by staring in a film that "will be a mix between Moonwalker and Dreamgirls." Bryan Singer is reportedly in talks to direct.

• Angelina Jolie continues to get asked about Shiloh, but patiently schools fools who think she's forcing the little girl to be a boy. Today she says:

• Lindsay Lohan has hired famed attorney Robert Shapiro to represent her, but it doesn't look like Shapiro is interested in getting Lohan out of her jail time:

• Lady Gaga's stage at Lollapalooza will be, in a word, huge. Perry Farrell told MTV News:

• According to an unconfirmed report on an unreliable website and repeated by a newspaper, Beyoncé is pregnant.

• Jon Paul Buchmeyer, who worked as a publicist for Tyra Banks during her Inside Out book tour, has spilled some secrets about the Smize Queen in his new memoir:

• Matthew McConaughey and his wife, Camilla Alves, welcomed their second child yesterday, a daughter named Vida Alves McConaughey. McConaughey explains his daughter's name as such: "'Vida' is Portuguese for 'life' and that's what God gave us this morning." [People]

• Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:

• Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

• Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:

• Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.

• Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested for a felony battery.