http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/robpatterson http://jezebel.com/tag/robpatterson This is so sad. David Beckham gave his sweat-soaked jersey to two young boys after a Los Angeles Galaxy game at Hawaii's Aloha stadium. Now, the boys' parents are duking it out in court to see who gets possession of the jersey. "My son got the shirt, their kid started trying to pry it away," said Wilfred Ho, who is the mother of one of the boys. The entire thing is so unbearably tacky. • Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo's foot last night leaving a club with Paris Hilton in the passenger seat. Benji drove away, and the photographer has filed a hit and run report. These tools really need to get drivers when they go out to clubs. It would save them a lot of money and legal wrangling. • Yesterday Carmen Electra announced her engagement to Korn guitarist Rob Patterson; today the pregnancy speculation begins. [ CNN, TMZ, Celebitchy via dlisted]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384055&view=rss&microfeed=true Woa there, Lily Allen . Lil' allegedly said to a group of photographers last night in London that she "has a 'really good mouth' for and is the 'best in London' for...blow jobs." Sounds like Lily can do more than just "Smile"! • Carmen Electra is engaged to Korn guitarist and tattoo enthusiast Rob Patterson. There's no way this marriage will be shorter than her 10-day matrimonial hijinx with Dennis Rodman, so they have that going for them. • Rumor has it that Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O'Brien on NBC's Late Night in 2009. We have to agree with Michael K over at Dlisted on this one: "Great. Another dude replacing another dude. Can we please get some vagina on late-night already!?" [Perez, Us, Dlisted]

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