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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    "Where were the 8 kids while Kate Gosselin was taping her new TV show? In the care of nannies."

    Where are my kids while I'm working? In the care of a nanny. I would guess Kate and I are not alone on this.
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    EdnasEdibles promoted this comment Edited by fulanita at 09/22/09 12:22 PM fulanita was starred fulanita was unstarred
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    09/22/09

    @fulanita: No joke. Her job just sounds like more fun. I know of no one at my office who is anything like Paula Deen.
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    09/22/09

    @EdnasEdibles: If I had Paula Deen at the office I'd stock the fridge with slabs of bacon and vats of butter and tell her to have at it. Then I'd never want to go home. What kids?
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I hear Jason and Chloe are in talks to star in a show together. It will be called How I Met Your Mothers.
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    09/22/09

    @lalaland13: hellosunshine likes this comment.
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    09/22/09

    @lalaland13: well done.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I was way funnier when it happened with Donnie, Drew.
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    Image of Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce
    09/22/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I was just thinking that, actually.

    "Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince."
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce was starred Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce was unstarred
    Image of cmd cmd
    09/22/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: She told this story on Leno and I'm pretty sure she mentioned it was her "Big Lebowski" moment.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    They already made The Outsiders into a TV show years ago. I remember watching it. It was kinda bad and didn't last long.[www.imdb.com]
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    BillyPilgrimisnotmylover promoted this comment formerflautist was starred formerflautist was unstarred
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    Picture of Nathan Fillion's behind:

    [images.fanpop.com]

    You'll have to copy and paste the link, since it's NSFW... but it is amazing. Unicorns and rainbows amazing. I think thesciencegirl turned me onto this picture, so I'll give her the credit. It is possibly the nicest behind I've seen on a white man in forever.
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    09/22/09

    @GirlFailer: God bless you, my daughter.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment LAmonkeygirl was starred LAmonkeygirl was unstarred
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    09/22/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: Ass be with you.
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    09/22/09

    @GirlFailer: Forever and tushy, amen.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    How exactly does Octomom have time to do yoga? I have a two year old and a four month old and I can't even go to the bathroom let alone do yoga on my lawn.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment ahpooks was starred ahpooks was unstarred
    Image of elaborate bacon (princessprissypants) elaborate bacon (princessprissypants)
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    But Jason Segel why? Whhhhhhyyyyyy?

    What about all those times you told me you loved me in my imagination?
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    jigglyball promoted this comment elaborate bacon (princessprissypants) was starred elaborate bacon (princessprissypants) was unstarred
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    09/22/09

    @elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): How can he be dating her when he's already my boyfriend (in my head)?

    NOOOoooooooOOOOOOO
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    09/22/09

    @jigglyball: in my dreams we already have twins. The twins would be displeased to hear this.
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    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I watch Castle -- and try not to cringe every time the female detective is made to look sloppy simply to make Castle look good. Hoping this season the writers balance the dynamic.
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    Image of sylvie calls shotgun!! sylvie calls shotgun!!
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    Guilty admission: I watch 'Castle'. It's a guilty pleasure. It's like 'Moonlighting' meets Law and Order SVU or something. It's cute. That is all.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment sylvie calls shotgun!! was starred sylvie calls shotgun!! was unstarred
    Image of erinna erinna
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I used to be pretty indifferent about Chloe Sevigny. I now HATE Chloe Sevigny. :-(
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    Image of Theacracy Theacracy
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I kind of envy Martha Stewart's discomfort/prudish response to nudity... I'm getting to the point where not much shocks me anymore.
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    Image of moodyonceamonth moodyonceamonth
    09/22/09

    @Theacracy: But seriously, how does someone go to a performance of "Hair" and not know that there's going to be nudity? Hairy nudity.
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    09/22/09

    @moodyonceamonth: Perhaps she knew there would be nudity but was hoping that it would be partially obscured by a tasteful display of succulents. And scones. Cream scones and teapots and cozies, oh my!
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I am very jealous of Chloe Sevigny. (And not just because she is awesome on Big Love, either.) Jason Segel is my most inexplicable crush. He is goofy-looking and lumpen, yet I want to lick him. I think it's because he's funny and he has a deep voice. The combination is like an express train to my vagina. (See also: Seth Rogan, my husband.)
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    09/22/09

    @whynotshesaid: You know i am usually indifferent to celebrity couples but i hope they don't last. I see her with more of a hipster dude and he needs a goofy, silly girl, perferably one who loves puppets.
    Look at me- anonymous celebrity matchmaker on the interwebz!
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I loooooove Nathan Fillion and am glad he finally seems to be on a show that won't be cancelled in 5 minutes. I forgot to TiVo Castle last night, though -- drat!
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I'm surprised that Martha didn't whip out some fabric swatches and a glue gun, which she surely carries everywhere, and fashion some clothes for the cast of Hair.
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    09/22/09

    @BabyJane: Is Martha the last person in the world who didn't realize that there's a nude scene in Hair?
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
    I've been reading Russell Brand's Booky Wook and...my ladyboner for him is dead. I still think he is a funny and intelligent performer, but if I ever meet him, my ladyparts are safe.
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