Chris Martin Says He and Gwyneth Are Just 'Friends and Proud Parents'

It seems like Chris Martin and ex Gwyneth Paltrow have been spotted everywhere together lately—a mystery that, obviously, CANNOT BE BORNE WITHOUT EXPLANATION. Is there a reconciliation in the works? Was the breakup nothing but a publicity sham, scam, and/or flim-flam? Or is it possible that two adult humans who are… » 7/31/14 8:00pm 7/31/14 8:00pm

Rob Kardashian Hasn't Spoken to Kim or Khloe Since the Kimye Wedding

Sock magnate Rob Kardashian has apparently cut off all contact with sisters Kim and Khloe in the weeks since he bailed on Kim's Florentine nuptials. According to a source, he is "not in a good place." (Is that place "not wanting to be told that he's destroying the family with his butt circumference"? Because I think… » 6/25/14 8:00pm 6/25/14 8:00pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in… » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony

So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had a totally low-key renewal of their wedding vows. Cannon and #dembaby Moroccan were dressed as Disney princes while Mimi and #fembaby Monroe were in princess garb. It was grillions of dollars, in Disneyland, they Vined the shit out of it, and invited Entertainment Tonight. Some… » 5/01/13 9:00am 5/01/13 9:00am

Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together

It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them… » 1/02/13 9:00am 1/02/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with… » 12/20/12 9:00am 12/20/12 9:00am

Oh, Huzzah. Chris Brown Is Back on Twitter to Delight Us All with His…

Following last week's fascinating Twitter feud with comedy writer Jenny Johnson, Chris Brown suspended his feed—thus depriving the general public of up-to-the-minute updates on what's happening inside the brain of Brown. A NATIONAL TRAGEDY. But don't worry—tragedy averted. He's back. » 12/03/12 8:35pm 12/03/12 8:35pm

Rob Kardashian's High-End Sock Line Is Finally Here (and It's Hideous)

Did you know that Rob Kardashian is passionate about socks? He's been talking a lot about launching his own luxury sock line, Arthur George, for over a year, using his sisters' various TV shows to promote the business that didn't even exist—until now! Retailing for $30 a pair, the socks are available exclusively at… » 11/14/12 2:40pm 11/14/12 2:40pm

Rihanna Wins Race During Rob Kardashian Go-Kart Date

Rihanna and Not A Law Student After All Rob Kardashian spent a night in Burbank, California playing some go-karts (which Rihanna won, naturally) and then heading to a nightclub called Playhouse. Ri-Ri. Unspeakable gladness at the thought that you might be done with Chris Brown fills every cranny of the cockles of my… » 8/27/12 9:00am 8/27/12 9:00am

Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… » 8/07/12 9:00am 8/07/12 9:00am

Rob Kardashian Reveals His Love for Christian Bale on The Choice

Last night on The Choice — the insipid dating show that's a cross between The Voice and the Second Circle of Hell — a potential date asked Rob Kardashian about his favorite movie. "Newsies," Rob said with certainty, licking his lips. "Why?" the lady questioned. "Christian Bale," Rob replied. Good point! » 7/06/12 12:40pm 7/06/12 12:40pm

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum Went Skinny Dipping Together, Bro-Style

It seems that Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum really bonded during their conjugal work on 21 Jump Street — while filming in Miami, the newly-minted bros decided that their cop wardrobes were just too hot and constricting and so stripped down to go for a little moonlight swim. Everything was fine until Hill was attacked… » 3/18/12 11:00am 3/18/12 11:00am

Every DWTS Contestant Has A Sob Story To Exploit

This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful… » 10/04/11 3:45pm 10/04/11 3:45pm