It turns out that, after all the rose ceremonies, hook-ups, and knock-down drag-out fights, the most dramatic moment in Bachelor history won’t be televised.
Real World/Road World cast members fucking for entertainment is nothing new (find out what happens when people stop being polite and start mic'ing headboards), but fake-fucking for sport? Unheard of until last night, but as The Challenge: Rivals II proves, there's a first time for everything.
Oh, America. When you love something enough, you're willing to overlook basic logic to keep it going. Hence, we face an all new season of Jersey Shore that will take place...somewhere other than the actual Jersey Shore. But where?!