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Sex Writer Convinces Husband to Get a Robot Blowjob

Sex writers, on the surface, seem to have a great life. They write about the best, most pleasurable topic in human existence and seem to have an all around good time in the process. Not only that, but sometimes they get cool free shit to test out (vibrators, dildos, etc.) Then sometimes they have to ask their spouses… » 7/17/14 12:20pm 7/17/14 12:20pm

In Transformers 4, Michael Bay Urges You To Smash The Patriarchy

The new Transformers movie expertly duplicates the experience of taking an endless road trip with your father, who refuses to see you as a separate person and who is also quietly falling apart. It's dull, horrifying and miserable. But after nine hours, you realize you're seeing the failure of patriarchy, in miniature. » 6/27/14 5:59pm 6/27/14 5:59pm

Woman Solves Traffic Problems In The Congo With A Giant Robot

Kinshasa, the capital of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, isn't a great destination for orderly-traffic fetishists. Generally, it's chaos. But, if you happen to be a much more exciting giant robot fetishist, it's a great place, all thanks to inventor Isaie Therese and her 8-foot tall traffic control robots. » 2/06/14 9:27pm 2/06/14 9:27pm

Sex Robots and Love-Score Apps: This Is the Future of Dating

Another day on the Internet, another excuse to wonder if and when technology is going to turn the landscape of interpersonal human relationships into some kind of unrecognizable Garden of Simulated Delights. Another chance to speculate whether the world of the future will be populated by people wantonly having… » 12/09/13 2:10pm 12/09/13 2:10pm

Robyn Hung Out with a Robyn Robot and Everything Was Good in the World

Maybe you didn't wake up today thinking that all your Monday needed was a video of Scandinavian wood sprite/pop star Robyn meeting her robot doppelgänger and that's fine! The human mind is fickle and we don't always immediately know what we want. So trust me when I tell you that you want to watch Robyn hang out with… » 11/25/13 2:10pm 11/25/13 2:10pm

Facebook Already Knows If Your Relationship Is Doomed

Ugh, Facebook, could just quit creepin' on my shit all the time? Like, it's fine if you want to provide a convenient platform for me to accidentally let my mom know that I got a parking tickets, for obviously fake people named "Dennis" to sexually proposition me, and for misogynists to steal my pics and photoshop… » 10/29/13 6:20pm 10/29/13 6:20pm

The Robots of the Future Might Be Just as Sexist as Humans

Technologists insist upon the impending arrival of the singularity, a time at which human technology (particularly artificial intelligence) progresses to the point that we create a greater-than human intelligence. With this arrival of this intelligence, human civilization — and possibly even human nature itself —… » 8/27/13 6:30pm 8/27/13 6:30pm

Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Robot

Which would be worse: finding out that Jayden — your dreamy heart gif-inducing cyberboyfriend with the Bieber hair — is actually a seriously disturbed middle aged woman from the next town over OR discovering that your perfect e-man, the one who just seems to get you, is actually a social computer program designed to… » 8/12/13 12:50pm 8/12/13 12:50pm