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    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    11/07/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    R. Kelly can't read, so who is tweeting for him ???? #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    I would ask why he sold his song to use in that phone commercial. But if you want to sell out, sell out, I guess. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    I would ask Yusuf Islam where do the children puh-lay. Duh. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @HereComesMyBaby: Or a myriad of questions about the peace train. (Eyeball roll) #fullhousetwitter
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    11/07/09

    @HereComesMyBaby: I'd ask R. Kelly the same. Then I'd come save them kids. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    11/07/09

    @HereComesMyBaby: Ask him why that Lady sleeps so still, or if he ever found that hard-headed woman anyways. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/07/09

    @kookla: Eyeball roll, indeed. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    Uhm, Bob? You may look like a porn star in that picture due to the fact that you HAVE A FUCKING PORNSTACHE. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of booter26 booter26
    11/06/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize, if only in retrospect, that he looked like a porn *star*. Or an off-duty Village Person. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: I think his real question is: why do the two of us look like idiots and yet John Stamos eternally withstands the tests of time? #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @robyngraves: Now that question is totally different. DNA is a cruel bitch. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of Grrrlfriend Grrrlfriend
    11/07/09

    @booter26: Long time reader, first time poster and I hope I don't ruin my reputation here (because I have practically fallen in love with all of you) with my first post here, but as cheesy and goofy and unattractive as a I thought Bobby Saget was back in the Full House days, I think he's a fox now. Like a dirty professor. My full-time Full House love will always belong to John Stamos, however. That man is age resistant. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of booter26 booter26
    11/09/09

    @Grrrlfriend: Oh, I totally see it. At first, I thought it was kind of icky that his stand-up was really dirty, but then I realized, hey, it's not his fault he will forever be associated with the Olsen Twins and he's pretty damn funny. I feel the same way about Ed O'Neil (AKA Al Bundy). #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    Adult women who love Hello Kitty weird me out. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    11/06/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Booo.

    I am weirded out when it is too a Mariah Carey extreme, or when it's bed-related. But YOU HAVE A CARTOON OWL AS YOUR PICTURE. So there.

    Sorry for yelling :). #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/06/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: yeah, well, your face weirds me out.
    OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: I don't LOVE hello kitty but I have a HK necklace and cig case.
    Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @prestocaro fears the culling: see, I think Hello Kitty sneakers are infinitely less weird than an HK toaster. It doesn't stop me from wanting both, though. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/06/09

    @GirlTakeItEasy: bwahaha. You think it's weirder to walk on Kitty's face than to eat her face for breakfast?! #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @prismatism: It's not just ANY cartoon owl, it's Archimedes!!! #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @femme-bot: Or..... [www.hellokittyuniverse.com] #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09


    @prestocaro fears the culling: I would rather see kitty's cute face looking up at me from my feet than see toast come out of kitty's head. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @GirlTakeItEasy: I want a Hello Kitty sterling and cz ring from HSN but I cannot bring myself to go that low... #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of overnightly overnightly
    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    When I was bopping around to Jody Watley in 1987, singing "I'm looking for a new love baby", little did I know that decades later she'd be the one of the saner celebs around. She's proof that insane hairstyles and giant earrings to not cause brain damage, no matter what one's mom said. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    So now we have dick towels. Weren't cock bibs enough? How sloppy are these guys? #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/06/09

    @sassyredhead: Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Cuz the dick towels are gross out of context but in the context of the show, it just slays me. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of lobsterswithmittens lobsterswithmittens
    11/06/09

    @sassyredhead: Hahaha a dick towel, fortunately (?) is very different. It's a joke from last night's episode of Always Sunny. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @lobsterswithmittens: @Cunning_Linguist: Phewww. I was wondering. But glad it's a tv joke and not reality. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    11/06/09

    @sassyredhead: Don't feel bad. I thought the same thing you did. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of mikaelamac mikaelamac
    11/06/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: I know I want one....so funny! #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @mikaelamac: I can't believe they're actually selling them! That's amazing. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/06/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
    Jeggings? No no no no no. No. That is all. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: sounds like a sex term, doesn't it? #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @overnightly: Eeew! That makes it even worse! #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra:

    I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"

    And then I liked them slightly less. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @AndNowForSomethingDifferent: If I had my druthers, I'd spend all my time in yoga pants and Uggs, so anything comfortable automatically gets a pass. The name, though, cannot be justified. #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: And what is the difference between jeggings and skinny jeans? Someone splain pleez. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of Spike49 Spike49
    11/06/09

    @FactCat: probably actual pockets and buttons as opposed to being *shudder* airbrushed/screened on.

    I would live in leggings if I could get away with it, but this I cannot get behind. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of lurker2209 lurker2209
    11/06/09

    @FactCat: percentage of spandex? #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/06/09

    @Spike49: yeah, jeggings are just denim-impersonating leggings. No pockets or fly. I'm wearing some skinny jeans right now, and I swore up and down I never would. I think it just takes the right pair.
    Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @prestocaro fears the culling: ''Jeggings'' baffle me. Comfort, okay. Skinny jeans, okay. But if your jeans need to be so tight they aren't jeans and are in fact, technically, TIGHTS, just...no. Leggings with the appearance of pockets and buttons, but not actual pockets or buttons is just not okay. I bet the texture is all grippy feeling and makes your lady parts sweat. Poor lady parts. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of booter26 booter26
    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I like "jorts" and "shants"...not the actual clothing items, just the words. #fullhousetwitter
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    Image of Bar Belle Bar Belle
    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Does that extend to Crocs?

    I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
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    11/06/09

    @Bar Belle: It does. I am wearing generic Uggs and fleece pants right now. I cannot critique anyone else's fashion choices. #fullhousetwitter
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    This Polanski case no longer concerns whether or not Samantha wants the case to be dropped, it's about the act of drugging and raping a minor in addition to fleeing the country. I don't care if it happened five minutes ago, or fifty years ago, this guy is a criminal. What message would we be sending to the world if we let this pedo go unpunished? Rape a girl and she'll probably drop the charges thirty years later? #samanthageimer
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    Nooo! What a waste of cake! D: #samanthageimer
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    Oh Lyle - the only bad thing you ever did was marry Julia. #samanthageimer
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    I have no particular affections for Reese Witherspoon, but the Tennessee resident is making more assumptions that they blame Reese for. All she alludes to is that her garden reminds her of her home. The responder is the one making links to farming and country bumpkin. I don't assume people with chickens and cucumbers are dumb, but clearly they do. #samanthageimer
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    Reese grew up in Green Hills? That's the part of town I take people to in order to illustrate that Nashville isn't hicksville. Well, there and my 'hood. There's nothing rural about my 'hood.

    East Nashville-represent! #samanthageimer
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    10/26/09

    @evility: Here! Coolest neighborhood I've ever lived in. Hey: we should do an EN Jezabel meet-up at the Family Wash or something! #samanthageimer
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    10/27/09

    @ardentlilac: @honkytonk: @Oface: Howdy fellow Nashvillians! An E Nasty Jezzy meet up would be a GREAT idea. I'd love to make some new Jezebel friends.

    Family Wash, Red Door or 3 Crow (On a Sunday maybe--2 for 1 drinks!) anyone have any other ideas? #samanthageimer
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    Samantha Geimer makes public statement demanding to be left alone. Mmmkay.

    Samantha Geimer requests charges against Polanski be dropped. It should be noted that Geimer sued Polanski in 1993 & it was settled out of court. Just saying. #samanthageimer
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    Image of Freddie DeBoer Freddie DeBoer
    10/26/09

    @AllieCaulfield: It would be illegal for her settlement with him to compel her to formally petition the court that his charges be dropped. People can weigh in against Polanski all they want, but all the hinting that this woman is being disingenuous is not fair. #samanthageimer
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    10/27/09

    @Freddie DeBoer: You don't find it at all bizarre that Polanski's victim showed up at the HBO film premiere of Roman Polanski: Wanted & Desired & posed happily (see photo) in front of poster? Geimer is publicly requesting to be left alone?

    I feel sorry for this woman & the hell she went through, but this type of behavior is sketchy. #samanthageimer
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
    I went to school in Nashville right down the road from Green Hills. Let me tell you, there is nothing resembling chickens there. There is a swanky mall and tons of houses with perfectly manicured lawns and huge garages. Maybe a puppy, if you're lucky, and it will be purebred with a collar on. My best friend still lives in Green Hills and her neighbors were recently upset by her parking a car halfway on the grass, halfway on the driveway in the front yard. They said it looked "hick." I'm not sure if this is the same Green Hills where Reese was chasing chickens in a diaper or what...? #samanthageimer
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