Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is still sore about his falling-out with the Salahis during the filming of Celebrity Rehab. Plus, Mindy Kaling shares the cover art of her new book.

Today in Tweet Beat, get inside the mind of Paris Hilton. Also, Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher unfollows The Situation because she thinks he's a whore.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon posts a series of nonsensical Tweets after getting upset over how she came off on last night's episode of Real Housewives. Plus, Katy Perry's sweet shoes.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt thinks M.I.A. should be "kicked out of America" because of her latest music video. (No word yet on how this will affect Heidi Montag's U.S. citizenship.) Also, Ice-T continues to quote himself.

Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor addresses rumors that she will marry for the ninth time, Hailey Glassman is looking forward to celebrating 4/20, and Marlon Wayans stands up for celebrity Twitter rights.

Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon kicks it with The Situation, André Leon Talley approves of Nancy Pelosi's fashion sense, and Mariah Carey goes swimming with puppies.

Today in Tweet Beat, Rivers Cuomo has nocturnal emissions, William Shatner is eating and driving, and Bow Wow chooses his choice.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love accuses Lily Allen of being a cokehead brat after Lily posts unflattering picture of Courtney. Plus, Sam Lutfi accuses Lynne Spears of being a pillhead.

• Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked Lindsay Lohan to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

Today in Tweet Beat, Hef's twin girlfriends are "growing up" and moving on, Courtney Love is reaching out to Dr. Drew, Ice-T is pissed off about the late-night wars, and Wyclef is headed to Haiti.

Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures, Snooki is shopping at the mall for a NYE dress, and Yoko Ono is still delightfully weird.

• Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo has been hospitalized for "minor injuries" following a bus accident that occurred early this morning. The bus evidently hit a patch of ice, which sent it careening through a guardrail and into a ditch. [CNN], [CBS6]

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free people on earth," and Kelly Bensimon loves real people, whether they're fictional or not.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned Beyoncé, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife).

Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday!

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire.