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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/03/08

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My boyfriend says that Hannah Hodson (Pink-accosting reporter) has a reputation for being quite a bitch; she used to be a political reporter, and was always storming around Wellington looking grumpy as fuck.
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lalaland13
11/03/08

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Scientology is about the only religion where I would ever feel comfortable making a blanket statement like this, but shut up, Jenna. It's not the same thing. Vitamins don't cure depression.
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Easybreezy
11/03/08

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Um, I'm not sure if it's accurate to compare the "plight" of rich-ass Scientologist celebrities to the um, real struggles of say, early Christian martyrs or the Jews.

It...is....not the same.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/03/08

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I'll tellya, if someone wanted to pay me that kind of money to work out for a film, and I had only that to do and could relax if I wasn't too tired to remain conscious, I would do it in a second. It sounds a lot better than my current life, paid peanuts to do sixty things, none of it very well, and never sleep without feeling like I should be staying up to do more of it.
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ineffable.me
11/03/08

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Haha Jenna Elfman: I've seen the illiterate become literate. HAHAHAHA. that is seriously the funniest thing ive ever heard.

ITS A MIRACLE YOU GUYS. A MIRACLE
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braak
11/03/08

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Jenna Elfman: "I have seen the illiterate become literate."

This is, practically speaking, a miracle. People don't learn to read every day, you know. It's not like they have classes for it, or anything.
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heykoukla
11/03/08

@braak: "I have also seen the hungry eat, and the thirsty drink. It was a beautiful thing."
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braak
11/03/08

@heykoukla: Tired people slept! Apprentice electricians became actual electricians! Cats and dogs lived together in harmony!

And all the while, the estate of L. Ron Hubbard was immeasurably enriched.
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I_can_still_pitch
11/03/08

@braak: L. Ron raised his staff and the followers were parted from a sea of money.
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ineffable.me
11/03/08

@braak: haha JINX!
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penny_lane
11/03/08

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this might sound horrible but i think it's really creepy whenever i find out men are dating the olsen twins. to me, they look like 12 year old girls (albeit 12-year old girls with really pretty faces thanks to plastic surgery of course). the men that find them sexually attractive seem a bit pederastic (is that a word?) to me. please let me know your thoughts because i do find it distressing. perhaps it's just me and other people think they look their age.
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Beat Girl
11/03/08

@penny_lane: I don't know. I get where you're coming from, but I don't think they look all that young.

As someone who has quite a 'juvenile' physique (though not at all on purpose), it can be a little frustrating for both parties when people think your boyfriend must have mental issues. Hopefully, for their sakes, these guys like a little of what's going on inside instead.
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penny_lane
11/03/08

@Miss Carrie Nation: good answer! i would say that i'm pretty young-looking (i'm 22 but often get mistaken for anywhere from 16-19) and sometimes i worry about the men that are attracted to me--especially the older ones. maybe it's just a bit of projection on my part.
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tscheese
11/03/08

@penny_lane: Well, they are quite petite, and many of us remember their television/film careers from...like...basically the time they were zygotes. It's kind of weird to think of those itty-bitty Full House twins as being voting adults.

But I mean, here's my perspective: they're not that much younger than I am. They're grown women, in their 20s, with lucrative careers. They're consenting (and unusually good-looking and successful) adults. A lot of guys like good-looking, wealthy women in their 20s. So nah, it's not that skeevy to me.

The Olsen twins are not my type, and I'm probably not even a lezebel, but I can see why men would be attracted to them. I guess it's not that weird if everyone involved is a consenting adult, y'know?
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Beat Girl
11/03/08

@penny_lane: I completely understand why you'd have that to project. I did until really recently. I'm the same age as you, and probably look just as young (weird, huh?) and I guess it gets so old for people in our position to seemingly be mostly chased for being very young looking.

Then again, the shallowest part of the stream makes the loudest noise, so maybe it's only the mouthy assholes that are stupid enough to see you merely as the physical.
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ineffable.me
11/03/08

@penny_lane: im gonna go ahead and say this is a pretty asshole thing to say.
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heykoukla
11/03/08

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Oh Mickey Rourke, I'm sure that was very noble of you to want to kill a man for raping a female friend. And I was all for your comeback....BUT
I saw you on Grahame Norton's show last week trying to flirt with - and then outright sexually harrassing -Jessica Biel. "Jokingly" calling her a "big dog?" Not cool at all.
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Devonna
11/03/08

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Jenna Elfman, I've seen women denied child support because their Scientology adviser (or whatever they're called) wouldn't let them file for divorce. That's not beautiful, that's cruel.
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I_can_still_pitch
11/03/08

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Guess what Jenna? I have read the history, doctrine, personal accounts and all manner of things concerning Scientology, including several biographies of L. Ron Hubbard. I am well versed in the personal history of David Miscaviage. I know as much about the upper OT Levels as you can without investing 200,000 dollars. I bet I have more objective knowledge of Scientology then you do. My conclusion? Scientology is an ugly scam; a cult that preys on the stupid and weak. So please spare me the "religious persecution" BS m'kay. Scientology is even less legitimate than my personal church - the Church of Divine Hedonism. We worship Sex, Sun, Surf and Cerveza. Best part? It's free to join.
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tscheese
11/03/08

@I_can_still_pitch: Um, can I still take the Holy Sacrament if I'm allergic to sunshine? I have no melanin, see, so I'm not sure if I can participate in the holy rites, but rest assured I enjoy oceans, lust, and drunkenness. For my...soul. Yes.
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I_can_still_pitch
11/03/08

@tscheese: We totally believe in SPF, floppy hats, umbrellas and the like. Skin cancer is a real buzz-kill.
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braak
11/03/08

@I_can_still_pitch:

/signed
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And so had his...you know.
11/03/08

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Wow, the irony that Angie would dress her kid from Vietnam as a Marine is not lost on me!
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heykoukla
11/03/08

@And so had his...you know.: @Iterum.Differo says I Procrastinate Again: That kid is always wearing fatigues and military gear, and with his little mohawk, he's kinda got a Travis Bickle look going.
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LadyFabulous
11/03/08

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Oh Gerard Butler, I'll make you forget about those cigarettes. Call me. ;)
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Maritsa
11/03/08

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One of my friends met Tyra at an Obama fundraiser in Greenwich CT. She said she was gorgeous and polite and very interested in the issues. And she didn't even talk about herself!!

I've become soft...Paris Hilton made me feel bad for her. For a second.
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onydchic
11/03/08

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Wow, Dakota looks wonderful. I was beginning to think she was going to look 10 forever.
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Beat Girl
11/03/08

@onydchic: I totally did the same with Haley Joel Osment... it's the weirdest thing to see these kids grow into young men and women. Thankfully Dakota seems to have gone through it beautifully.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
11/03/08

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I thought Zahara was a leprechaun.
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