The Los Angeles Philharmonic Opening Night Gala sounds somewhat less elegant when you learn it was held at Walt Disney Concert Hall. But none of the many stars cared! So, were their clothes more classy...or cartoonish?

• The police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home at about 4 a.m. yesterday after her neighbors complained that she was playing loud music. She was ticketed for being excessively noisy. [TMZ]

• Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…

• Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:

The 36th Film Society of Lincoln Center's Gala Tribute at New York's Alice Tully Hall brought out Julia, Charlize, Sally, Nigel, Christy and a whole prom court of other celebs to fete honoree Tom Hanks.

• Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]

• Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family. She claims Steven Burky has been "stalking and harassing" her, sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country." The guy showed up at her house…