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Earlier this month, Caitlyn Jenner made headlines after sharing her thoughts regarding same-sex marriage on Ellen. “I kind of like tradition, and it’s always been a man and a woman,” she said. “I’m thinking, ‘I don’t quite get it.’”

On Monday, Europe’s very own Rita Ora was seen at New York Fashion Week sporting a brand new bomber jacket designed by Jeremy Scott for Moschino.

Moschino designer Jeremy Scott was minding his own freaking business at the premiere for “The People’s Designer,” a documentary about his amazing journey to the upper echelons of the fashion world and his friendship with Rita Ora, when some total nobody served him with legal papers! HIDEOUS! APPALLING! LITERALLY…

“Body On Me,” Rita Ora and Chris Brown’s ode to non-penetrative sex, has a video. This is good for Rita Ora and Chris Brown, as I (and presumably many others) had missed the song until now. It is, however, quite bad for me (and presumably many others) because the video is a wholly unsexy and grimy little thing that…

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.

Rita Ora is on the cover of September’s Glamour (the UK edition, seeing as how their readers are more capable of matching her face to her name), and she looks great! Though technically naked, we see her pensively holding a dress in front her body as though looking in a mirror while thinking, “Will people recognize me…

Earlier this year, A$AP Rocky referenced his past relationship or whatever-ship with Rita Ora on his song “Better Things,” rapping, “I swear that bitch Rita Ora got a big mouth/ Next time I see her might curse the bitch out.”

After a weeks of random speculation, tabloids are now widely reporting that Rachel McAdams is dating her True Detective co-star and fellow Canadian, Taylor Kitsch. Congrats on finding your True D, Rachel!

During an interview with HuffPost Live, David Crosby said that Joni Mitchell has suffered an aneurysm and, to his knowledge, has lost her ability to speak. “She took a terrible hit. She had an aneurysm, and nobody found her for a while,” Crosby said. “And she’s going to have to struggle back from it the way you…

Rita Ora, the physical embodiment of the phrase “bigger in Europe,” released the video for her new single “Poison” today. The track is as enjoyable as all of Rita’s other singles—it’s the kind of pop ballad I’d listen to more often if I had a car—but the video is little more than a Frizz Ease® commercial wrapped in a…

It is Friday which means it is Shade Court time which means justice is being served which means I am making the world a better place and you are all participating so congratulations to us all!

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.

Though their subjects are more famous, celebrity Instagrams are, for better or worse, just like ours. But which celebrity, on any given day, is using the platform better than anyone else? Who Grammed It Best? will pit two recent, unrelated celebrity Instagrams against each other in an attempt to figure that out.

In an interview with Women’s Health, Gwyneth Paltrow discussed her beauty regimen, telling the magazine she believes in “exercise, laughing, having sex, being yourself.” She went on to say, “I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.’” While I believe that she believes in exercise and laughing and…

Dress rehearsals: nice and cute and a good way to get pepped for the big show in theory, but not necessary if you’re one Mariah Carey, who blew off the final rehearsal scheduled before tonight’s Billboard Music Awards.

Shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator—and when it appears that a woman named Rita Ora is macking on Beyoncé’s husband.

“Boy, you actin’ so corny like Fritos,” is a sentence that the great Mariah Carey sings in her latest single “Infinity.” Do you think Mariah even eats Fritos or is she more of a Doritos type of girl? These are the kinds of thoughts that keep me up at night. Mimi put on her chef’s hat for a Funny or Die skit called…

Those leaked Sony emails have been uploaded to Wikileaks and are, gulp, searchable! When you search for “Rita Ora,” you get a wonderful email in which someone named Franklin Lack emails Queen Amy Pascal about the singer. “Hi Amy, Hope you’re well. Excited for you to meet Rita Ora tomorrow...We all sat with her today…

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