• A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]

• Matt Dillon was arrested in Vermont last night for excessive speeding. He was going 106 m.p.h. on Interstate 91. [WCAX]
• After only six episodes, MTV has decided to pull 50 Cent's bizarre/just plain terrible Apprentice knock-off, The Money and the Power. We never thought we'd say this to anyone but: 50, stop trying to be P. Diddy. [Perez Hilton]
• Speaking of Puff: he's telling British newspapers that he wants to be the US's first black James Bond and that he thought he was dreaming when Obama was elected POTUS. [Times UK]
• The BBC decided to pull Paul McCartney's squeaking, "trans-racial" impersonation of Michael Jackson during a recent interview because it might been seen as offensive. [Telegraph]
• OMG: Mariah Carey is currently in talks to make a Broadway musical about her life. She has been considering Vanessa Hudgens, Eva Longoria and Leona Lewis to play her in the sure-to-be-amazing production. [Telegraph]
• JLo and Marc Anthony fought divorce rumors by jetting off to Puerto Rico for a few days of snuggling. [E! Online]
• Earl "DMX" Simmons plead guilty to three different cases (including one count of cruelty to animals and various drug charges) in Maricopa County whilst wearing classic prison stripes. He will receive a minimum of 90 days in prison and he will not be allowed to own pets during his probation. [TMZ]
• Trading Spaces interior designer Doug Wilson was arrested on Tuesday in Illinois for a DUI. [UPI]
• William Balfour was in a Chicago court yesterday for his involvement in the Hudson family murder case. [E! Online]
• Mercury-tainted actor, Jeremy Piven, has apparently found love with a model-cum-waitress whom he met at Britney Spears' birthday bash. [NYDN]
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are reportedly expecting another baby! [Star]
• Here's a video of Lil' Wayne hilariously falling during a recent concert. [Perez Hilton]
• For some reason, the Associated Press is reporting on Gary Coleman and how he has some run-ins with the law in Santaquin, Utah, where he has moved to "escape the paparazzi and autograph seekers." [AP]
• One of the boats that was used in the filming of On Golden Pond has been put up on eBay. The current high offer is $35,910. [UPI]
• Michael Flatley, the Irish-American dancer of "Riverdance" fame, is back on stage after suffering from a "mystery virus" for years. [Reuters]
• A woman who may have been unwillingly used as a decoy for Jamie Lynn Spears at LAX is pissed off and has filed a claim for money with the city. [TMZ]
• Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Arizona but he was quickly released. [TMZ]
• Jennifer Garner was seen grabbing coffee with sex therapist Dr. Holly Hein in Brentwood, CA. Uh, interesting?[JustJared]
• Hey! My hometown is in the news! For, uh, booking a Miley Cyrus NYE concert at a local high school? But it's for a gal who has worked hard for breast cancer awareness, so that's nice. [E! Online]
• Justin Bobby and Audrina Patridge enjoy what are probably the last few minutes of their 15 minutes of fame by awkwardly couch-dancing at an "eco-friendly hot spot" in LA. [People]
• Lezebels of 2008, Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan, basked in their new titles in South Beach. Sam is doing "much better" after her brief hospital visit. [People]
• Jessica Simpson rushed to the side of her injured beau, Tony Romo, after he collapsed in the shower of his team's locker room after the game on Sunday. [People]
• Ticket sales are down for Elton John's televised NYE bash. Looks like Elton can't back an arena like he used to. [The Sun]
• The title of this video: "Cloris Leachman, Raw and Unclothed." [Extra]
• Dane Cook's brother was arrested by Massachusetts State Police for allegedly stealing millions from his "comedian" brother. Ugh, Dane Cook is the worst, but it sucks when you can't even trust your family anymore. [TMZ]
• Robert Plant was honored by Queen Elizabeth on Wednesday. [Reuters]
• Ho ho ho: Amy Winehouse was spotted frolicking with her hotel's Santa Claus in the Caribbean. [The Sun]
• Try to hold back your disappointment, ladies: Criss Angel and Holly Madison have been spotted looking at engagement rings in Las Vegas. [E! Online]
• Rita Cosby, who alleges that Anna Nicole Smith's former lovers Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a homosexual tryst, responds to defamation lawsuit filed by Stern by saying there isn't anything defamatory about calling some dude gay. [TMZ]
• The indie band Dead Man's Bones, of which actor Ryan Gosling is a member, have released a MP3 on their MySpace. [JustJared]

These were the original shots that were floating around the internet, suggesting that Anna was high (what a shock) and puking.

But Howard K. Stern, determined to defend her honor, said she wasn't puking, but was eating KFC and getting the tartar sauce all over herself... topless. He brought this picture on to prove it. What a prince he is!

Don't you just love how Dannielynn is giving first an expression of shock, then of disapproval? That's sorta how we felt watching her mom, too. Except we would always laugh in the end.

• Britney Spears missed her first supervised visit with her sons this weekend because she mistakenly thought her house had been broken into. No, we don't know why. Also: Nothing about her surprises us anymore. [Page Six]
  
• She did see the kids yesterday, though, and her mom and sister did too. Which, honestly, is great news. Family reunion! [E!]
  
• The movie exec who called Lindsay Lohan "unprofessional" in a letter last year says he would work with her again. "She has all this fame and no one in her family to reel her in," says Morgan Creek's James Robinson. Plus, she's sober now. [Page Six]
  
• Is Penelope Cruz dating Javier Bardem? ¡Viva España! [Page Six]
  
• More Charlie Sheen stuff you never wanted to know: He once bought a $6,000, anatomically-correct latex girl dressed in a cheerleader outfit. But one night he tried to get two girls to do a foursome with the doll, they couldn't stop laughing, he got pissed and chopped one of the doll's hands off. Then he and his bodyguard dumped the "body" somewhere in the middle of the night. [Rush & Molloy]

• Now we're hearing that Pamela Anderson wore a white denim mini skirt to her wedding, and the cake was made of cardboard. Also: The groom, Rick Salomon, wore a dark suit and a beanie and Pam calls him "Scum." [Gatecrasher]
• LOL blind item! "Which famous conductor is said to be the author of an indiscreet e-mail rocking the classical music world? The maestro told his mistress to meet him at his Beijing hotel ("Wait for me in the room. You'll find a bath robe. I WANT TO FIND YOU NAKED when I arrive") but copied it to everyone on his e-mail list, including his wife." [Gatecrasher, last item]
• Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye, who is four months pregnant with her second child, has opened an eco-friendly children's boutique in Los Angeles called The Little Seed. [People]
• Thalia, singer and wife of music exec Tommy Mottola, has given birth to a daughter named Sabrina Sakaë. The new mom plans to write a book "on how to look gorgeous and phenomenal and incredible during your pregnancy." What's that eyeroll emoticon again? [People]
• Posh has been blogging about her trip to Paris, where she went to fashion shows, met Sophia Coppola and had a photoshoot for Elle — you know, the one in which she posed ever so animatedly? [People]
• Two women who worked as nannies for Anna Nicole Smith claim Rita Cosby's new book falsely uses them as sources: They never spoke to her. Day by day, the credibility of this book crumbles! Maybe they should relabel it "fiction?" [USA Today]
• Amy Winehouse won best album at Britain's Q Awards, beating out an all-male list of artists, yay! She did not attend the ceremony, boo. [The Independent]
• Also at the Q Awards: Stone Roses former frontman Ian Brown on Kylie Minogue: "I don't think she's cute. Her music's rubbish - she makes music for little kids. I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm putting her down, but there's a lot of great minds out there making music and she's not one of them." Sigh. [News.com.au]
• Cate Blanchett's sons on a fourteen-hour flight from L.A. to Sydney were either "energetic" or "loud" and obnoxious. And uh, "climbing all over the seats." [News.com.au]
• Helen Mirren says when she first saw the frumpy tweedy clothes she had to wear to play the Queen, she "literally cried." "I thought, 'I can't pretend to be someone I don't understand who would choose these clothes'." [Mirror]
• Jennifer Lopez did not announce she was pregnant during her concert, though she was expected to. She also skipped two scheduled appearances on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. Will she do Letterman tonight? We'll see! [E!]

• After three hours in court (Kevin Federline showed up, Britney Spears did not) a family court judge decided that Kevin will retain custody of the kids. For now. Britney is allowed monitored visitation. There will be another hearing on Oct. 26. Also? Kevin was wearing an eyepatch. Britney was at Starbucks with her dog while this was going on. [TMZ]
  
• Is Britney checking into a Caribbean rehab facility this weekend? That would explain why she's so calm. [Perez Hilton]
  
• There is good news for Britney: "Gimme More" is number one on Billboard's Hot Digital Songs chart and #3 on the pop charts. [L.A. Times]
  
• "You are a pig, A sad jobless pig who is sad and talentless..." That's an excerpt from an e-mail from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards, which she included in documents filed in the custody battle. Also included? Pictures of Charlie's "erect penis" he used for his profile on sex sites. Do not want! [Page Six]

• Ben Affleck is teaching his daughter to love the Red Sox. Poor girl! [Page Six]
• The Angelina Jolie pictures on the cover of In Touch that prompted the "Is she pregnant" story were cropped to hide her flat, flat stomach. Of course! [Page Six]
• Evan Handler, who played Harry Goldenblatt on Sex And The City, showed up to the set of the film Tuesday — and production was halted due to his chronic hiccuping problem. LOL. [Page Six]
• Kim and Kourtney Kardashian: Underage nude picture scandal? Why are we not surprised? [Gatecrasher]
• Blind item! "Which weight-loss poster girl has her people replace the labels on her clothes for photo shoots — from 8's and 10's to 4's and 2's?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
• Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia are expecting a baby, due in the spring. [People]
• Rita Cosby, author of Blond Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death was served papers regarding the $60 million suit by Howard K. Stern right on the red carpet of her book party. Ouch! [Radar]
• Sienna Miller was banned from her new movie's afterparty — maybe the producers of the film she is currently shooting wanted to make sure she didn't show up hungover? [Daily Mail]
• Nick Cannon and fiancée Selita Ebanks: Dunzo! This despite the fact that he asked her to marry him via Jumbotron. [People]
• Kid Rock claims that ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied to him about having a miscarriage. Pam says he's just "bitter." But she doesn't deny it, hmmm. [People]
• Are you ready for a Larry Birkhead "day in the life of a daddy" reality show? Yeah, neither are we. [Rush & Molloy]
• Nicky Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama and Nick Lachey are joining forces to open a restaurant called Company in Las Vegas' Luxor hotel and casino. Uh, thanks but no thanks. [E!]