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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    But will he be playing the part of Party Boy?


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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    when asked if she would be doing laundry this weekend, zombie.nancy gamely replied with 'TUNE IN!'


    that ish is so going to be my new go-to answer for everything

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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    Is sleeping with your contacts in a euphemism for something? Because everyone's done it and I'm sure it doesn't cause a high volume of visits at the ER.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    OK, I liked Dancing with the Stars last night. I admit it. I was perfectly fine with Shawn winning-I thought she and Shirtless Dude were the top two, and either one would have been fitting. But was it me or was Shawn making (Lady) gaga eyes at Mark? I could totally see her having a crush on him.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    Furthermore, how can a vampire get an erection if he has no blood flow? These are aaaaaall questions I have tried to find answers to since reading Breaking Dawn.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    05/20/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: That is a most excellent question. I believe I would like to borrow Robert Pattinson for the afternoon and investigate the matter closely.


    I will, of course, be publishing my conclusions in an appropriate peer-reviewed journal. Please stand by while I do it for science.

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    A Small Turnip was starred A Small Turnip was unstarred
    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    05/20/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: He's not the first vamp to do it. Actually they all seem to be a bunch of hornballs. Angel, Spike, good old Dracula. Lots of sex involved in the vampire myth.


    @ASmallTurnip: I look forward to reading your results, although, I'll have to do my own independent study. If Robert Pattinson isn't available, I'll take Jackson Rathbone.

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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    05/20/09

    @lucyjae: And I will sacrifice with Eric from True Blood. God, we are a selfless lot!
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    Image of Clare116 Clare116
    05/20/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: I read Twilight and couldn't stop wondering why all the vampires didn't tweak out when Bella had her period. If they're SO sensitive to the smell of blood, and one of them freaks the fuck out when she gets a paper cut, wouldn't five days of vaginial bleeding have some sort of effect on the sparkly vampires?
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    05/20/09

    @Clare116: THAT is an interesting quandary. I hadn't thought of that.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/20/09

    @lucyjae: if I'm not mistaken, the act of blood-sucking itself was supposed to constitute the erotic act in traditional vampire myths.


    The finer points of vampire myths: Twilight just glossed riiiight over 'em.

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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    05/20/09

    @AtomiClash: I do believe you're correct. I don't think Dracula ever actually had sex.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/20/09

    @scullymurphy: lol, i'll battle you for Eric. Yum!
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    05/20/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: Well, Stoker wrote Dracula as a response to Oscar Wilde's execution, so the whole thing is an allegory for homosexuality and it's persecution. Which makes the abuse of the mythology Stoker created by Mormons extra weird.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    05/20/09

    @SylvanSylph: But Wilde died of meningitis:


    [www.cmgww.com]

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    Image of AmazonRedheadedUberVixen AmazonRedheadedUberVixen
    05/20/09

    @SylvanSylph: Oscar Wilde's execution? Say what?
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    Image of TruculentandUnreliable TruculentandUnreliable
    05/20/09

    @SylvanSylph: Except that Oscar Wilde died of meningitis. And it's an allegory for Victorian sexual oppression, homosexual or otherwise.


    Vampiric mythology has been around since ancient times(though, admittedly, Stoker created the modern version of the vampire that most of us are familiar with).


    But, yeah, say what you will about what's-her-face--at least she had the idea of vampirism=sexuality correct.

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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    Where did my sweet, sweet Cedric Diggory go??
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    05/20/09

    @Scout 3.0: We lost him somewhere in the vicinity of Tom Riddle's grave...
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    George Clooney has a secret identity for sure. AS MY HUSBAND.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    Kelly Rutherford named her kid Hermes? I guess it's better than Juicy and not as annoying as Denim. Yeah Toni Braxton named her son Denim. I'm guessing polyester was taken. LOL, gotta love those crazy celeb baby names.
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of GTCosita GTCosita
    05/20/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: I am going to hope she named him after the Greek god and not the bags.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/20/09

    @GTCosita: lol, yeah hopefully.
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    05/20/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: Isn't Toni's other kid named "Levi"?
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/20/09

    @BAngieB: Just googled it. Her first son is Denim, the second is Diezel.
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    05/20/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: I knew it had something to do with jeans.
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    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    05/20/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: I usually like Greek god or Shakespeare as name sources, but Hermes is just way too close to herpes for my liking. Way too close.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    Sparkles: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.


    No, wait, that's beer.

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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of BellaNotte BellaNotte
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    I think that Hugh Hefner anecdote is more a reflection on him than it is Lindsay Lohan, but that's just me.
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    BellaNotte was starred BellaNotte was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/20/09

    @BellaNotte: absolutely. Man's been living in his - I was going to say ivory tower, but that's so not the right term - skin tower for far too long.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/20/09

    @BellaNotte: Seriously. He looks at best out of touch, at worst sliding toward senility. My grandma is about 85 (and doesn't even run a magazine that photographs starlets) and she knows who Lindsay Lohan is.
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    mysterygirl was starred mysterygirl was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    05/20/09

    @BellaNotte: @AtomiClash: @mysterygirl: Exactly. That creepy old fart doesn't need to know who Lindsay is anyway, because my pretty, pretty girl would NEVER pose for Playboy.
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    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of esimene esimene
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    "Would you let Lindsay Lohan play for Playboy?" Hef: "Who?" Reporter: "Lindsay Lohan." Hef cluelessly looks to his young girlfriend, who says, "Lindsay Lohan?"


    How does repeating a name for a third that Hugh did not recognize the first two times help him realize who Lindsay Lohan is?


    Logic, you're doin' it wrong.

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    esimene was starred esimene was unstarred
    Image of Laulau Laulau
    05/20/09

    @esimene: Something tells me the young girlfriend isn't the brightest star in the sky.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    "In so many ways I am behind the mark for my age. I'm not married and I don't have children but my attitude now is that things may happen or they may not but just be happy."


    kylie, if i had even one thousandth of the success you've had in your life...and being a cancer survivor...and having tons o'cash...i'd be alright. many people can get married and have kids. not everybody can say that their ex-boyfriend was michael hutchence, for example.

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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/20/09

    @rednrowdy: You have her tied there. (too soon?)
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    "Which wanna-be rocker had to take a trip to the emergency room because he went to sleep with his contacts in?"


    wow. i guess i'm the blind item since i'm a wanna-be rocker and have worn contacts since the 7th grade. no ER visits for me, though.

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    rednrowdy was starred rednrowdy was unstarred
    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    Does anyone who has seen that video with Charlotte Gainsbourg think it sounds like she wasn't in some way exploited? It honestly made me feel more uncomfortable than reading the description of what happens in the film.
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    SylvanSylph was starred SylvanSylph was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    05/20/09

    @SylvanSylph: I think when an actress says that she "sees" the director's vision but doesn't "understand" it, then I'd say she was pretty ripe for exploitation.
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    heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    05/20/09

    @SylvanSylph: it's difficult to say given that she will surely have known Von Trier's reputation before agreeing to the film. Then again it's Charlotte Gainsborough and she sang about incest with her father at the age of 15 and the video showed him half naked on the bed with her so possibly she has a different idea of exploitation to most...
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    emilyanne was starred emilyanne was unstarred
    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    05/20/09

    @emilyanne: Exactly. I'm not sure she's the one to judge. I wonder if that's what von Trier had in mind which he cast her, especially given her admission that he didn't seem to know any of her previous roles.
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    SylvanSylph was starred SylvanSylph was unstarred
    Image of TinkishDelight TinkishDelight
    05/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
    When I googled "Aubrey Graham" only to discover he is JIMMY from DEGRASSI I squealed audibly. That should be in that caption somewhere!


    Yay RiBrey!

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    TinkishDelight was starred TinkishDelight was unstarred
    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    05/20/09

    @TinkishDelight: I know! Rhianna and JIMMY! Squeee!
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