• Katherine Heigl got married! The Grey's star wed singer Josh Kelley in a tent at the Stein Eriksen Lodge decorated with white flowers and white candles in snow-covered Park City, Utah. It was "incredible and beautiful," says costar T.R. Knight. [People]
  
• Amy Winehouse has been banned from open visits to her husband in jail after he failed a drug test. She can now only see Blake Fielder-Civil with a bullet-proof glass window between them. Tip for the prison guards: We're pretty sure the stash is in her hive! [The Sun]
  
• The Christmas bash Tyra Banks threw for her show employees was "a modest party at a Lower East Side Dive," says a source. "Tyra arrived for a brief stop, looking like a million bucks, and said she was on her way to Italy." She announced a "surprise," which ended up being Santa, bearing McDonald's cheeseburgers. "Unhappy workers ended up drinking themselves senseless and brawling in the street. One needed an ambulance." [Page Six]

• Did Riley Giles tell a UK tabloid that Lindsay Lohan craves marathon banging? "She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours," he supposedly tells News Of The World. Some chicks just can't resist a dude in a Wu Tang T-shirt. [Page Six]
• "I started working in a bagel store in the ninth grade, and early on the guy who owned the shop took me into his office and wanted to give me a full tutorial on how best to please a woman as I entered high school." — Ed Burns [Page Six]
• Look for New Year's Eve drama from The Hills: Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner will both be at the Setai in Miami — and so will Kristin Cavallari. Stay tuned! [Page Six]
• After being called "Hairy-Kate" and "Trashley," the Olsen twins want to make peace with PETA. [Page Six]
• Blind item! "Which married Hollywood couple - she's an actress, he's a director - is on the rocks? The famously happy lovebirds are fighting constantly and are 'having problems.'" [Page Six]
• Gossip Girl's Serena and Dan: A couple in real life! [Gatecrasher]
• Blind item! "Which nanny for an A-list NYC showbiz couple, each of whom is famous, is sharing her suspicions that the husband is having an affair?" [Gatecrasher]
• Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez will spend Christmas in the slammer. She checked in to Lynwood Jail (the same one Paris Hilton was in!) yesterday and will be there for 180 days; she is serving for violating her probation. The smoke creature is surely to blame. [TMZ]
• Dr. Phil: "An asset Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother." Hahaha, wait, what? [People]
• Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had a great game Saturday, maybe because Jessica Simpson wasn't in the crowd... or was she? [People]
• Danielle Fishel, known as Topanga on Boy Meets World and Lance Bass' ex-girlfriend, was arrested for drunk driving in L.A. late last week. She's also a correspondent on Tyra. What will Miss Banks say? Related: Pretty soon everyone in Hollywood will be in jail. [CNN]

• Catherine Zeta-Jones is speaking out! She wants you to know that, despite the rumors, she is not anorexic. Uh, we never even heard those rumors. [People]
  
• Owen Wilson's interview on MySpace — conducted by director Wes Anderson — covered a lot of topics, but not Wilson's suicide attempt. [People]
  
• Halle Berry has told Actors Studio host James Lipton that when her father beat her sister and mother, "it was the worst year" of her life. Her parents divorced when she was 4 years old. [Mirror]
  
• Is Britney Spears dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo? They were seen "hanging out" over the weekend. Last week we read he was dating One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush, so whatever. [People]

• Kevin Federline's girlfriend, Nicole Narain (known for starring in a sex tape with Colin Farrell) says Kevin has told her shocking things about Britney Spears: She breast-fed while drunk, she has crazy mood swings and she needs to be reminded not to leave the boys alone by the swimming pool. Actually, not so shocking anymore. We're getting desensitized to Brit. [The Sun]
• In a poll by Maxim, the least sexy women include Sarah Jessica Parker, Amy Winehouse, Madonna and Britney Spears. Ugh, like Maxim readers are so hot? [The Sun]
• Kate Moss' nanny has quit, citing 24-hour days and "rootless" living arrangements as the reasons. [Daily Mail]
• Ryan Gosling was seen at an Urban Outfitters in New York "stocking up on flannel shirts." Maybe he's going to be that paper towel guy for Halloween? [Page Six]
• Natalie Portman couldn't get a table without a reservation in a New York restaurant, despite flashing the manager a smile, yawn. [Page Six]
• Michelle Williams may move from Brooklyn to Manhattan — her brownstone is too big for just her and the baby, says a source. Bet she won't go to SoHo, since that's where ex Heath Ledger is said to be looking. [Page Six]
• Rapper Missy Elliott gave singer Ciara an "enormous diamond necklace" for her birthday. Hmm, more than just friends? [Page Six]
• A new Belvedere Vodka campaign shot by Terry Richardson will feature actor/director Vincent Gallo. Let the dirty hipster chic commence. [Page Six]
• Blind item! "Which magazine columnist with superior airs fakes a friendship with a leading dame of American TV - just so he can get tips from her dinner parties and mock her mercilessly afterward?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
• Michael Lohan on daughter Lindsay's new boyfriend, Riley Giles: "I think the kid is great... She's finally met someone who is not a celebrity." A former drug addict and alleged prescription forger, but not a star, yay! [Rush & Molloy, 4th from bottom]
• Heidi Klum has no regrets about her interview with Oprah in which she talked about hubby Seal's "package." Klum says Oprah has the power to get guests to talk about anything: "She has a spell in her eyeballs that when she looks at you, you are like, 'Yes.'" [People]

[October 11, Park City, Utah. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

October 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin.

His name sounds like Miley Cyrus, but it's actually Riley Giles. I don't know who the hell he is but they're in Salt Lake City presumably not to SKI, and she's going for that "visible roots" thing that's so hot right now. Did they meet in rehab? I didn't know potheads went to rehab. Anyway, APPROVE!