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I'm Sorry For Making You Read Rielle Hunter's Hilarious Apology Letter

Well, America: you win. Rielle Hunter, who burned herself into the public's eyeballs after an affair with then-married-to-a-cancer-patient Presidential candidate John Edwards that resulted in a child and a short lived career giving jaw droppingly gross interviews, is sorry. She's so sorry she did all those things she… » 10/15/13 4:15pm 10/15/13 4:15pm

John Edwards' Daughter Talks About Her Dad's Affair For the First Time

We don't envy 31-year-old attorney and author Cate Edwards, the eldest daughter of former Democratic presidential candidate and infamous weasel John Edwards; to say she's had a rough few years is kinda like saying her father acted a tad inappropriately. (Brief recap in case you just woke up from a 5-year coma: Edwards… » 3/28/13 10:00am 3/28/13 10:00am

Dr. Ruth Rips Ryan Lochte's Mom a New One Over One-Night Stand Comments

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, famous sexpert and pint-sized Twitter savant, could not belieeeeeeve it when Ryan Lochte's mom Ike said in an interview that he only had time to "go out on one-night stands" with women in an interview. So, as one is wont to do in trying times like these, Dr. Ruth immediately released some… » 8/04/12 11:30am 8/04/12 11:30am

Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased

After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night, vigilant, waiting to see if she had indeed been proposed to on her Mexican vacation with boyfriend Nick Loeb. (Remember that scene in Secretary when she's sitting at the desk in her wedding gown for days… » 7/11/12 9:00am 7/11/12 9:00am

Paula Deen Has Dropped 30 Pounds Since Diabetes Diagnosis

Paula Deen is on the cover of People this week discussing her new dietary changes and weight loss. "I do think differently now [about food]," she said, "I'm more aware...It took me a couple of years to get to this point. If you make a few small changes, they can add up to big results." Deen's changes reportedly… » 6/27/12 8:45pm 6/27/12 8:45pm

Your Favorite Couple John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Have Gone Their…

Rielle Hunter was interviewed on today's Good Morning America, where she announced that she and John Edwards broke two weeks ago. Oh, no! They were supposed to be our forever-couple! Remember at prom, how cute they looked together when they slow danced and how he whispered something in her ear and we didn't know what… » 6/26/12 12:20pm 6/26/12 12:20pm

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

Seven Reasons Why Rielle Hunter Is the Most Irritating Person on Earth

Hey, were you dying to hear not-at-all-notable blonde lady Rielle Hunter talk about herself a whole bunch? Me neither, but she's doing it anyway. For the children (srsly). In a new tell-all memoir, What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me, Hunter opens up about what really happened between John… » 6/18/12 7:00pm 6/18/12 7:00pm

Andy Samberg Ambles Jovially Off Saturday Night Live To Rubber-Face…

After a seven year stint on Saturday Night Live, his main contribution being the Interwebizing of the archaic, yet occasionally (rarely) still legit great sketch comedy mainstay, professional silly person and Digital Shorts pioneer Andy Samberg is leaving for greener pastures, spurred by Kristen Wiig's recent… » 6/02/12 11:30am 6/02/12 11:30am

Fuck, Marry, Kill: The John Edwards Trial

Once in a generation can we hope to witness the degree of terrible we're currently witnessing during the trial of John Edwards, former Presidential candidate, former Senator, eternal jackass. But Edwards, who fathered a child with a woman who was not his cancer-stricken wife and then allegedly paid her (his mistress,… » 5/04/12 6:50pm 5/04/12 6:50pm

Rielle Hunter Was a 'Crazy Slut' With Expensive Tastes

The trial of John Edwards continued yesterday with testimony from an aide who claimed the former Democratic Senator and ex- Presidential hopeful had a cute nickname for his former sex partner and the mother of his child — crazy slut. And boy did that crazy slut love to spend campaign money. Love is so beautiful and… » 4/25/12 12:50pm 4/25/12 12:50pm

Horrible John Edwards and Horrible Mistress No Longer Boning

Ex-Presidential candidate and horrible person John Edwards and the mother of his extramarital daughter that he conceived while his wife was dying of cancer, ex-videographer and horrible person Rielle Hunter, have reportedly stopped making out in public, and this has led some local busybodies to conclude that they must… » 4/23/12 12:35pm 4/23/12 12:35pm

Awful Person Now in Possession of Disgusting John Edwards Sex Tape

After years of legal grappling, the X-rated extramarital sex tape involving ex-respectable politician John Edwards, his pantsless mistress Rielle Hunter, and the murder of everything you find beautiful and precious in the world is now safely in the hands of a woman who surely would never to think to profit from it.… » 2/23/12 7:10pm 2/23/12 7:10pm

Herman Cain's Mistress Is The Most Boring Mistress Ever

Herman Cain's alleged mistress Ginger White took to Good Morning America this morning, where George Stephanopoulos tried to ask her a bunch of gotcha questions and White responded by successfully avoiding saying one interesting thing. How is it that she's so boring? Her name's Ginger! She was flown all around the… » 11/30/11 11:10am 11/30/11 11:10am

John Edwards' Socialite Sugar Mama Has A Crush

A close friend of Bunny Mellon, the 100-year-old heiress who funded John Edwards' mistress coverup, says of Mellon's motive, "I think her view is that he's a cute guy and he's allowed to fool around if he likes. The life she's led was all about that kind of thing." That kind of thing, apparently, being a strict code… » 7/25/11 7:00pm 7/25/11 7:00pm

Political Sex Scandals Are Rooted In Male Narcissism

All over the Internet, men are photographing their own bodies and sending the shots to women who are maybe not their wives and girlfriends. It's a risk for most any non-professional, but it's one that predictably costs male politicians like Anthony Weiner — and the men before him — so much more. So why do they do it? » 6/06/11 7:10pm 6/06/11 7:10pm

Jail Time A Dealbreaker For Edwards Plea Bargain; Case Looking Dubious

John Edwards' hopes for a plea deal have collapsed over prosecutors' insistence that he serve time in jail; Edwards apparently said that as the primary caregiver to two of his younger children (ages 10 and 12), that was a deal breaker. It's looking like he'll stand trial. But does the Justice Department have a case? » 6/06/11 10:20am 6/06/11 10:20am

Rielle Hunter Wants To Write That Book You Never Asked For

Rielle Hunter, whom you'll remember from her creepy GQ photo shoot and that time she had John Edwards's baby, is reportedly shopping a book about her experiences. She will apparently discuss her relationship with Edwards but not the resultant coverup. No word on whether she will provide more of her patented "allow a… » 6/02/11 10:10am 6/02/11 10:10am