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    Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    How would they know if you were faking it? *ponders*
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    I have never bothered with the air guitar. I have always been too busy with air singing. With absolutely no practise and no talent I too can "sound" uncannily like the world's greatest sopranos when I silently but expressively perform in front of the mirror whilst playing a dvd of my favourite operatic arias. My favourite, Wagner's Liebestod, has been described as an orgasm expressed in music.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    "Paging Dr. Stevens..."
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    This reminds me of the piece from the Vagina Monologues in which a sex worker describes the different sounds people make while having an orgasm.
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    05/14/09

    @Remedios Varo is a drug lord of the Coffee Cartel.: I have seen the show several times, and that monologue always makes me turn bright red.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    6/12 is the date of the NYC Air Sex Championships. PM me if you want to ogle exhibitionists in slack jawed amazement
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/14/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: The DC one is May 29th, my college roomate is competing! PM me for DC show information!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you had Air Sex onstate with an imaginary person and then like a year later, you ended up sitting next to that exact same emergency person on an airplane? Awkward!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: IMAGINARY, not emergency.


    I have an air brain.

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    Image of Anna Anna
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: good lord, lady; you are on a roll today. :)
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: I don't know, most of my emergency sex is with imaginary people. It fits.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: and ONSTAGE, not onstate?


    /Ha! Your keyboard is possessed.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/14/09

    @Anna: Thanks; unfortunately, as Diziet_Sma mentions below, I have forgotten how to speak English. Which is unfortunate, as English is the only language I speak.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    "This picture is of our oldest, Alicia. She's a pediatrician. This is Tommy, he just passed the bar. And this is Chris. He's....a veteran."
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!:

    "Oh? Of which war?"


    "Uh...The Battle of the Bulge."

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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/14/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Awesome.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    I want the title "Veteran Air Humper" on my business cards.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: That's actually what pilots had on their ID badges for years, but they changed it around the time "stewardess" fell out of use.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    Now even oxygen wants me to fake it?! A noble gas would never ask for that- helium makes me helicum, and all my inhibitions are gone with argon.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/14/09

    @daisen-in: Hydrogen's da bomb!
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    05/14/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Ha! Heavy.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    05/14/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Thanks!


    Oh, wait.

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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    Well, I suppose it's time to summon Njord, god of wind. I need to get my practice on.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    I certainly hope that they will have Air Emergency Contraception available in case the Air Condom breaks.


    And that participants get a discount on an Airbortion if both methods fail.

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: COTD!
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: So would diaphragm-atic breathing double as contraception for air sex?
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: AIRBORTION! I die. COTD.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: Or at least have morning air-fter pills available.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    05/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: If they had gotten the Depo-ProvAira shot it wouldn't be an issue.
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    Image of JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: Even air babies deserve to live! SLUT!!!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/14/09

    @JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist: I'm going to get excommunicated by the AirPope.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/14/09

    @morninggloria: The air is pregnant with anticipation, masturbation and um violation.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    Would Air Sex result in Simulated Queefs?
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    I would just lay like a log on the stage and complain.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    05/14/09

    @GirlSailor: Oh my god, I love you.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    05/14/09

    @GirlSailor: At least come up with a grocery list in your head. Haven't you heard of multi-tasking? Sheesh.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/14/09

    @jeepgirl...is on Wit's End Road: HAHAHAHA OMG. I HAVE DONE THIS.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    05/14/09

    @GirlSailor: "Lie back and think of England!"


    Have a friend hold a posterboard of the Union Jack over your head while you wince vaguely upward.

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    Image of merv merv
    05/14/09

    In reply to Air Sex: The One Time That "Faking It" Is Encouraged
    Alamo Drafthouse! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/14/09

    @merv: ME TOO! OMG. I was there on NEW YEARS DAY, watching the Big Lebowski and drinking WHITE RUSSIANS. It was heaven.
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    Image of merv merv
    05/14/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I tried to go to that event over the summer (in Austin) but theyz alway be sold out by the time I got around to buying tickets. Hrmph!
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/14/09

    @merv: It's the best damned movie theater ever. Go see Lost for free! Music Mondays! Movieoke!
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    Image of boxingoctopus should be dissertating boxingoctopus should be dissertating
    05/14/09

    @dirtybee - peanut butter pudding surprise!: chocolate malt milkshake with candied sunflower seeds on top!
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/14/09

    @boxingoctopus: photoshop-free since always: Oh yes. And let us not forget all the great draft beer selections! Margaritas!
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    Image of merv merv
    05/14/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: @wednesdayam: @boxingoctopus: photoshop-free since always: @foodporncess: @MissAmy: Jezebel should have an Austin meet-up! (that I would surely talk myself out of going to on the day of!)
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/14/09

    @merv: I know! For shame - I know there are a bunch of us around here!
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    Image of karenwog! texas to virginia jezzie karenwog! texas to virginia jezzie
    05/14/09

    @merv: thank god they serve amy's ice cream, although i do have a word to the wise: while watching some movie (some post apocalyptic kitten anime, no idea) i had some amy's ice cream and when the lights came on i had it all. down. my shirt. i would be watching the movie with the spoon halfway to my mouth and half of my cookies and cream was on my shirt :( boo.

    however, huzzah to the drafthouse! and its come to houston now too!
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