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    This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass

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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    12/15/08

    In reply to 15 Favorite Most Ridiculous Women
    Liza was crunk.
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    Image of PennyArcadia PennyArcadia
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    I nearly forgot: thanks for all, Jessica, and good luck at your new job! I found your posts always interesting, and I guess now I'll have another site to bookmark.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    12/12/08

    @PennyArcadia: WHAT?!?!? I seemed to have missed something
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @dianersb: There was a post yesterday, Jessica is leaving at the end of the year for the Salon lady blog. :(
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    12/13/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: booooooo. I love me some Jessica. Le sigh. The days I can't pay attention due to stupid work.
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    Image of Jesscooks Jesscooks
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    Um, did they tell you guys to write less, too?


    As PennyArcadia said, there just doesn't seem to be much to read, even in the expanded view. And what do we have to write about - or, really, why even come to the site, if you aren't bringing teh funneh anymore?


    I mean, it's not that big of a deal, but it just seems more pic/link, less commentary/wit than before the change.

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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/12/08

    @Jesscooks: Of course the posts would be smaller... Jez's stomach is too small for bigger ones.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/13/08

    @Jesscooks: Also because like half the staff was let go and the other half in part time, ergo less posts.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    Um, so, question. What with Megan being part-time now, does that mean the absence of Crappy Hour and News Roundup is permanent? If so, BOO.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @Penny_Esq: I think Hortense said Megan had the day off, although I thought I saw some posts by her? Not sure...
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    Image of Anna Anna
    12/12/08

    @Penny_Esq: Megan had the last two days off
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/12/08

    @Anna: Oh, excellent. She (and all the Jezebel writers who cater to our capricious whims) certainly deserve some vacay every once in awhile.
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    Penny_Esq was starred Penny_Esq was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    12/12/08

    @Penny_Esq: Yeah, that's what I thought to myself earlier. If anyone deserves days off sometimes it's the lovely editors at jezebel who keep me occupied and out of trouble.
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    I disapprove of Jezebel going on a diet in order to look lean 'n' mean in these hard scrabble times. Celebrate your larger, curvier, sexier bandwidth, yo!
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    It's not worth fussing about but,

    1. Expanded view ftw.

    2. I want my PMs back!
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    Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred
    Image of Johanna Weakley Johanna Weakley
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    Just trying out the facebook feature thing. :)
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    @Johanna Weakley: Stop it! Don't encourage them!
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/12/08

    @Johanna Weakley: @Khrushchev: So your whole (read: actual, for the most part) name shows up when you log in from Facebook? Hunh.
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    Image of Riesa Lirette Riesa Lirette
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: Hold on, you never know who might turn up as part of the unwashed masses. I've been lurking awhile and I always wanted to register, but the audition combined with my crushing fear of rejection caused me to keep my snarkyness to myself. I just wanna come out of the closet and be a Jezzie too.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @Riesa Lirette: You know what? We were all new once. Fear not the rejection! And welcome your snarkiness!
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    12/13/08

    @Riesa Lirette: It's all right. The audition phase isn't bad at all. I made it through with, what I recall, was not a witty, urbane or insightful comment. I believe it was something along the lines of "what about her shoes?!!?!"


    Anyway, my (rather drunken) point is that the ladies here are not as intimidating as they seem. I love each and every one of them.

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    Image of vuvu vuvu
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    doesn't seem to work so well with firefox, or maybe it's just me
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/12/08

    @vuvu: Nah, I also have ff and it sometimes acts all glitchy.
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    Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred
    Image of chilindrina really needs some SM beer right now... chilindrina really needs some SM beer right now...
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    I actually prefer the new site layout. It's easier to navigate through the posts.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    12/12/08

    @chilindrina: I agree! I guess that makes two of us.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/12/08

    @chilindrina:
    1. I like that it shows more posts on the first page. But
    2. I don't like that some of the posts have no pics or blurbs so I don't know what's in them.


    And I'm pretty darned sure that #1 only works because of #2. Life is full of trade offs!

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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    Eh, the new look is okay. I hated it for a second, but after I hit "Expand" I realized all was well. Besides, the internet keeps changing, and we keep adapting, because we humans are cool like that.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/12/08

    @cocobanal: It's like getting used to a new haircut. Eventually, you stop noticing the change.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    Hey what about the logging in from Facebook thing? Is Jezebel doing that? Can we all cry about it together, or not, because who even really cares at this point?
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: What are you saying? You can log in from FB now? I'm not sure how much I like that idea.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Well, this is the news over at the old Gawker homestead:

    [gawker.com]
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: Oh god. The floodgates are opened.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Yeah, but they sort of were already, weren't they? I mean, I don't even really know what difference this would make much of the time. Besides maybe more "This story is funny! Check out my new album; it's called 'Summertime And Tha Living Is Eeezy!!!'"
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: ZOMG! FIRST!!11!!!! BTdubs, that bish totes has veiny cankles.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: That's terrifying. I'm insanely private about my Facebook. The mere possibility is freaking me out. Somebody is going to have to talk me down a la Rachel Maddow.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: My FB is for 2 things:

    Keeping up with L.A. Jez meet-ups.

    Trying to add as many obnoxiously different apps to torment my friends with.


    A co-worker just asked if I was on Fb cause he wanted to add me. I was like, not unless you want to be inundated with Flair and Snowballs.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: I don't want you bishes knowing who I really am! I have to keep my secret royal supervillain identity a secret, yo.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/12/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: For me it's not so much you bishes as potential employers who might Google my real name and find the insane crap I've said on here.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: I know. I only just allowed myself to be revealed on the Jezebel New York group. Still sometimes I have to stop myself from deleting my self-outing, because I really don't want to ever be traced back to these absurd comments I leave.


    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I think it's funny that your secret royal supervillain identity has a Facebook account.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: Oh gawd, that's my fear too, and seriously reason #1 I don't want my co-worker on my FB. I don't even use my real name as my FB name and I have an e-mail address I use just for FB.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: Well, the Facebook thing is completely optional, so don't fret. I think the bigger issue will the greasy Facebook masses getting their unwashed lack of irony all over our comments. I don't even know what I mean by that.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: Ok, I'm breathing normally again. It was a combination of your sound reasoning and my puppy coming over to get some luvins. Plus I remembered when we were afraid of being inundated with teenyboppers after the Gossip Girl shoutout and we made it through that just fine.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: Ah, memories. They are not unlike the corners of my mind.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: Everybody's doin it.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: True dat.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @Khrushchev: It may have seemed like a random statement, at yet it made perfect sense to me.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: My FB is sadly my legit page and so it is extremely clean cut. Half my gradschool is added as friends and it's my sole source of communication with other labs when I need their instruments.

    I don't want to make myself yet another fb account :/
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    Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred
    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    After the tragedy that was shifting to "new" Facebook, I can deal with new Jezebel.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    I'm not pissed about the gastric bypass. I will be pissed if my "funny mirror" through which I'm viewing the resculpted site (aka expanded view) ceases to be available though.


    I'm happy PMs are back though, yay!

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    funnyface was starred funnyface was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: I can't see PMs!
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/12/08

    @Archetype: In your profile, there should be a new tab up at the top that says Messages. I think it was Scullymurphy who pointed this out to me elsewhere-- I wasn't with-it enough to figure this out on my own.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: I got nuthin' All I can do is leave a message on my own profile. I've been PM banned.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: OH! Thank you, I kept checking, didn't see them on the main page, and was all Twisty McPissyPants about it. And my old ones are back, too. Yay!
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/12/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: I cannot resist the urge to say that the fact that we can see them but they're still not working really BURNS MY DANCE BISCUITS.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: I am total FAIL. I was looking RIGHT AT the PM's I had going, WHERE? I STILL CAN'T USE THEM! No, Crabby, you can't use them, but at least you can SEE them. This really chaps my dance biscuits.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    I CAN say that the new format has grown on me. Not sure if Anna did some stick poking to change it up a bit because I've been too lazy to check out the other Gawker sites. But.....it's okay.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/12/08

    In reply to This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
    I worried that the gastric bypass would get botched and leave Jezebel pissing out of its asshole, but the surgery went well. I actually have no complaints. It seems I am in the minority.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/12/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I got no beef with it. Heh heh. Beef.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/12/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I ACTULLY DO NOT MIND THE NEW SYSTEM BECAUSE I CAN CHANGE IT BACK TO THE OLD WAY. HOWEVER IT KEEPS GOING BACK TO THE NEW ICKY CLUTTERED ICK ARBITRARILY. ALSO: pork lol
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Yesterday posts kept disappearing and then they'd reappear 6 at a time. That hasn't happened today that I've noticed, so that's good.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/12/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: @tscheese: May I just say, TILAPIA!
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/12/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): BACON ROLLED SCALLOPS
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
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