Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,… »12/27/12 9:00am12/27/12 9:00am


Kid from Two and a Half Men Goes on Weird Christian Tirade About How Two and a Half Men Is the Work of the Devil

Noted half-man Angus T. Jones, who has starred on CBS's Two and a Half Men for the past nine years, appeared in a YouTube video today in which he called the show "filth" and ordered the pious masses to stop watching or risk their immortal souls, because the scripts are literally farted out by the Devil. OH MY GOD,… »11/26/12 8:35pm11/26/12 8:35pm