• Even before Charlotte Lewis raised more questions about Roman Polanski's continued predation after pleading guilty to statutory rape, Michael Douglas said that he wouldn't sign a petition for him because Polanski "did break the law." [Associated Press]

• There's a rumor circulating that Lady Gaga had her leg amputated, including this "quote": "This is the latest fashion I'm starting... I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird shit." Don't worry: Gaga's legs are intact.

• Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have split up. A source says:

• Kim Kardashian appears nude in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, but says, "I'm sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable." Kim explains she only agreed to pose because her mom Kris Jenner told her to "go for it..."

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag shows us her team of bodyguards, Kim Kardashian says she will dance to Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" no matter what Demi Moore says, and Ricky Martin is - big whoop - gay.

Today in Tweet Beat, check out the girls of America's Next Top Model cycle 14. Also, Hailey Glassman makes fun of Jon Gosselin's penis size again, this time, with a picture. (Link NSFW and NSF souls!)

Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Applegate gets cheesy about body image, Joan Rivers snarks Sophia Loren's plastic surgery, and Snooki loves the mall.

Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Chris Brown, Pink, Katy Perry, Jenna Jameson, and Ricky Martin all turn to Twitter to weigh in on Kanye West's behavior at last night's VMAs.

• The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.

[New York, January 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Geek girls out there, prepare to wet yourselves: Jon Hamm is a self-proclaimed sci-fi, video game and comic book nerd. The Observer caught up with Jon outside the premiere of The Day The Earth Stood Still and witnessed this adorable exchange between Hamm and his girlfriend, Kissing Jessica Stein's Jennifer Westfeldt:…

[Washington D.C., April 29. Image via Splash.]

[Los Angeles, CA; Dec. 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Scott Baio tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan Saturday in L.A. The couple have a newborn daughter. Good luck, kids! [People]
  
• Amy Winehouse's mother has written a public letter to her daughter, pleading, "All you have to do is come to us, Amy, and we'll do everything in our power to get you well again."…

• Amy Winehouse has checked into rehab. Good idea! [DailyMail]
  
• Oh, and apparently Amy landed in the hospital because she had taken ecstasy, cocaine and Ketamine in addition to drinking heavily. Damn, girl! [TheSun]
  
• Apparently Woody Allen's new book has a lesson for Lindsay Lohan: The director tried to cast both Winona…