Whew, we're done! No new Saturday Night Live this week, so you'll have to talk about some other show you're watching and loving these days. Oh, now don't have a Bitter Heart about it!

Yes. Asking why comedian Ricky Gervais and his partner of 29 years aren't legally married is exactly the same thing! No. But hey, if Piers asks Ricky how to "woo" him, we'll take it all back.

• After hearing about the Tennessee high school where 90 students are pregnant, Kim Kardashian took to her blog to blame Teen Mom, saying its stars, "have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!"

• Unsolicited Uterus Update: Lizzie McGuire is knocked up!

• In an interview, Oprah Winfrey remembered her father telling her he'd rather see her dead than carrying an illegitimate child at 14. "I know that I'm pregnant, so I'm thinking I'm just going to have to kill myself," she said.

• For years, Jennifer Aniston had an extremely famous haircut, which she didn't like one bit.

• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban announced today that they've had a second biological daughter via a surrogate. They said, "Our family is truly blessed, and just so thankful, to have been given the gift of baby Faith Margaret."

For his second go at hosting the Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais upped the ante as he mocked every presenter, gay scientologists, Hugh Hefner's old penis, and even God.

On Friday, Kanye poked fun at Spears by lampooning his infamous Taylor Swift-interrupting rant on Twitter. Britney Spears camp did not find that funny at all, no sir. Kanye later deleted the Tweet. WHY CAN'T WE LET KANYE BE GREAT?

• Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love story between a Serbian man and Bosnian woman. Angie, who wrote the screenplay, says it's not true that Bosnians are unhappy.

• Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession.

If Lost—and specifically Terry O'Quinn—doesn't win an award this year, then there will be a lot of geeks justifiably angry. Here's a drinking game: Every time host Jimmy Fallon does an impersonation, take a shot.

• In response to Mel Gibson's disgusting, N-word laced rant, both the Anti-Defamation League and the NAACP have already denounced him, with the latter saying, "An apology is insufficient given his history of racism, sexism and anti-Semitism.

• In an interview with TMZ, Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price said, "I don't want people to be so hard on me thinking I had to pull the plug too early. He wouldn't have made it anyway..."

• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have been dating for years, but clearly they must have an ulterior motive for considering marriage. They're allegedly planning to announce their engagement soon, just to irritate his ex Vanessa Marcil.

• Betty White has some rules about appearing on Saturday Night Live on May 8:

• Michelle Obama and Barack Obama taped a segment Wednesday for American Idol's "Idol Gives Back" episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [Fox News]

• First Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, now this: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have broken up. Jim confirmed the news on Twitter, writing:

• Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are reportedly going through a "rough patch" due to ego problems:

• Another day, another John Mayer apology. He told the audience at his sold-out Madison Square Garden show last night, "I hate to come off like an asshole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an asshole..."